“Size matters in pornography, except when it comes to tiny mobile phone screens, the next frontier for erotica,” Sinead Carew reports for Reuters.
“Unlike in Europe, mobile porn has yet to take off in North America as carriers have been afraid of offending political and religious groups and parents concerned about children being exposed to adult content,” Carew reports.
“That may change this year as phone companies plan to loosen control on their networks to allow a wider variety of gadgets and services, while introducing new tools to shield minors. More advanced phones with better Web browsers like Apple Inc’s iPhone also offer higher quality pictures and video,” Carew reports.
“‘It will be impossible to stop the adult business exploitation of mobile entertainment,’ said Gregory Piccionelli, a lawyer specializing in adult entertainment at law firm Piccionelli & Sarno. He predicted that U.S. consumers may soon be offered free porn on mobile phones alongside paid services like live video or ‘adult dates,’ a term for prearranged sex with strangers,” Carew reports.
“Pornography has made inroads on cell phones in Europe, where it was a $775 million industry in 2007 that will grow to $1.5 billion by 2012, with the global market reaching $3.5 billion in 2010, according to Britain-based Juniper Research,” Carew reports.
“In comparison, North America generated just $26 million last year as carriers shied away from porn sales. Canada’s second-largest phone company Telus Corp, for example, withdrew a mobile porn service last year after complaints from hundreds of customers and criticism from the Catholic Church,” Carew reports.
“Piccionelli said the iPhone — which Apple has forecast to sell 10 million units by the end of 2008 — is ideal for viewing porn due to its graphics and Web browser that mimics computer browsers. Most phones have stripped-down browsers,” Carew reports.
More in the full article here.
I’m surprised there isn’t already a 20-message thread here with appropriate jokes. Anybody?
Not even high-brow pun? Ampar…?
Talk about multi-touch technology.
@ Predrag,
Everyone is off watching porn. They’ll be with you momentarily, no doubt.
“stripped-down browser” … ?
Porn is my girlfriend. Porn is my boyfriend. Porn is my hot hot sex. My porn is where I’d like you to touch…
iPod touch and then I touch pod…
“Canada’s second-largest phone company Telus Corp, for example, withdrew a mobile porn service last year after complaints from hundreds of customers and criticism from the Catholic Church”
Typical. But with all those young boys around, who needs it?!
@Predrag
Perhaps the low turnout of post is because one hand is on the iPhone the other…. kinda hard to type don’t cha think? LOL
My ringer wit iToner is, coincidentally, “I Touch Myself” by the Divinyls. Hmmm
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They need to do it for Apple TV. Now that would be a hit.
The Catholic Church doesn’t like porn? What the hell!
I lived in a dorm at a Jesuit University for a summer once. The resident priest, the one they called Padre, had a pile of Playboys three feet high.
I suppose that’s not exactly Catholic, maybe, but it’s damned close. Anything where they prefer altar boys and self-flagellation to live women is the same, in my book.
MDN word: her
Sorry. I was in my bunk.
Sent from my ay-yi-yiPhone.
Well, a touch screen as opposed to a ‘thumb’ screen, does may it easier to keep one hand free . . . I mean for hailing taxis.
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youporn must only convert to H.264 480*320 as youtube did for the iPhone.
They’ll have to do more cooter close-ups to fill that little screen.
And the heck with 3G.
Give us Smell-O-Vision.
“more cooter close-ups”
I think we’ve had enough close-ups of Cooter.
Senior Cooter…..isn’t that the name for a Mexican mini-skirt?
“I think we’ve had enough close-ups of Cooter.”
Well yeah, THAT Cooter!
For the exhibitionists, nothing would beat (no pun intended) being watched by Verizon’s thousands of technicians when your playing phone porn
ET please phone home… er when you’ve finished
Just remember, practice safe aural sex… don’t put that phone in your ear! Do you have any idea where it’s been?
I’m blind enough as it is thanks without squinting at a tiny screen. And I think you’d still need two hands to operate the touch screen.
GOD, Wouldn’t the subscription for something like that be more than actually getting a hooker or something? I mean, cum on guys!
On a road trip I’ll load porn on my MacBook, which I can safely hide in many folders. But I can’t really do porn on my iPhone because there is no way to stash porn in a lower directory. And I still show my phone to too many people.
‘Girls Gone Wild’ downloads at iTunes Store?
Anyone know where I can buy cheap propal…errr I mean iPhone replacement crystal screens by the bulk for my iPhone? I gotta feeling its going to get a lot of abuse soon.
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Severe competition for iPhone!!
GPS and phone, web, email combined!!
http://gizmodo.com/350894/nuvifone-garmin-drops-a-phone-into-the-gps
I’m drooling!!!
Patient: Doctor, I don’t know if my wife has TB or VD. What should I do?
Doctor: Run her around the bed a few times. If she coughs, F*ck her.
Do you know how to make a woman scream twice?
Afterwards, wipe off on the curtains.
From photography, video recordings, and the Internet, pornography has been the main factor in determining what new technology reaches mainstream success. With pornography reaching the iPhone, we can now say with certainty that iPhone is a breakthrough technology and is here to stay.
Zune Tang is somewhere right now secretly choking the chicken with porn on his iPhone.
Can’t find what I need at Apple. Anyone know how to capture a screen shot in Tiger?
Thank you.
Looks like the Zune won’t be the only device with a squirt feature now…
iPhorne
silverhawk asked:
Can’t find what I need at Apple. Anyone know how to capture a screen shot in Tiger? Thank you.
have you tried Command Shift 3 (or 4) ?
Slithering another few feet into the gutter. Real people don’t need porn.
The problem with the US is that there are WAY too many bible-thumping do-gooders.
Funny like porn is alsways posed in opposition with religion(s)… As one would be right and the other wrong! Stupid vision of a downshrinked existence… 8oP
It’s bigger and bigger on my 24″ iMac.
Jubel,
Here’s what you need for protection.
http://www.otterbox.com/products/ipod_cases/iphone_case/
ron,
“Real people don’t need porn.”
So, are those androids buying all that stuff?
Pornography is bad for the soul. Promotes unhappiness.
We live in unfortunate times.
Yup. You can close your eyes and wish real hard, but the consequences aren’t going away.
Throughout human history it has been unfortunate times for the majority of mankind. The proportion of that being caused by porn is rather miniscule, I would imagine. Not that I condone it.
Porn is a stimulas to assist in the biological need for physical release.
Humans have survived for millions of years without the need for religion telling them how to conduct the biological need to procreate.
This is why the church is against even mentioning sex or sex related issues, it’s the only competition they have from fully controlling your mind. Porn is bad, masterbation is evil and your going to hell after you go blind first, they say.
Well the truth is our minds are fully controlled by the preoccupation with sex and procreation.
Take for instance the young man’s need to “hit the road” and face challenges and move around. This is subconcious need caused by millions of years of evolution, to spead one’s genetical material around to insure survival of the human race.
Another example is the womans need to pretty herself up, make a nice home or nest and provide stability. She’s naturally preparing herself for the long stint of motherhood.
Why do people need to get drunk to screw? To put blinders on their concious mind and let the subconcious take over.
The list goes on, but we all are preoccupied with proceation. Men sizing up women, women sizing up men.
The “Jesus” phone serving up porn?
Don’t think He would appreciate his brand being diluted!
Time to rename the “Jesus” phone to, ummm, the “Jeremy” phone.
No,no, no, Ran. Pornography is bad for the wrist. Carpal tunnel syndrome, don’t you know.
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This is FANTASTIC!
Names for my home Macs:
My iBook = Porn Station 1,000
My Mac Pro = Porn Station 1 Million
Now my iPhone can be the ultra portable Porn Station 100!
The Pornographer got the 10 million by the end of 2008 right and mainstream media is always getting it wrong. Maybe we should be getting our news from the porn industry.
Was that from the real Old Mac Man? I’m impressed.