As requested by many of our “regulars,” optional registration is now available for MacDailyNews and iPodDailyNews.
What does this mean? Those who register get to reserve their own username that nobody else will be able to use (sorry, spoofers). So, get your name while it lasts! First come, first served. Those who wish to post without registering can continue to do so with whatever name they’d like, but the lack of a “star” symbol after their name denotes that they are not registered.
Directly under “Add Your Feedback” below, you’ll see two new self-explanatory links, “Register” and “Login.”
Register with a real, working email address, so you can receive our confirmation email and be able to click the link contained within to activate your registration. In other words: fake email addresses aren’t going to work.
After you’ve done the quick registration, just login with your username and password and you won’t even need to enter the famous “MDN Magic Word!” You can even choose to “Auto-login on future visits.”
Registration is quick and easy, requiring only the following:
• Username (Must be at least 4 characters long)
• Password (Must be at least 5 characters long)
• Screen Name (Can be 1 or more characters long)
• Email Address (Must to be a real address)
• Agree to the Terms of Service
Entering a URL is optional (actual use TBD in future upgrades)
Whether you decide to register and lock up your very own unique name or not, reader feedback is still open to everyone. Enjoy!
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We will leave this article at the top of the home page for awhile, so that everyone can get a chance to see it.
Whoot! Glad to see it.
And be sure to turn off your notifications. UNless you just love lots of email!
Hey, I just noticed that “Notify Me” comes back on every time. Not good.
I hope nobody spoofs Zune Tang!
Now everything I say can be used against me in a court of law!
Sweet!!!!
ChrissyOne,
Working on the “‘Notify Me’ coming back on every time” issue.
Thanks.
rawk! on!!
Excellent! Now I know who I am.
First 10.5.1, now MDN feels snappier!
Nice, I feel official now!
Good feature.
Wonder who will register the name Steve Jobs?
never thought I’d see the day. I’ll have to increase my posting activity now
testing123
Now all we need is an iPhone/iPod touch formatted version of MDN.
This should have been done years ago. MDN will get more enjoyable to read from now on.
Now no one else can claim to be the DUDE except me!!!
k. done. and logged in too. ain’t we special. heh
I’m going to register with several user names so I can criticize myself for wanting a matte screen iMac, unlocked iPhone and a sub 12″ MacBook!
errr … where’s our account preferences? anybody know?
I’m in as well. Been coming here for what seems like years and years. I don’t post much but now and then I will just have to say my piece.
Hey MDN. You should go through your logs, and make sure nobody but the real ZuneTang can sign up as ZuneTang. I love their posts, especially when the noobs miss the joke.
Love the site. Be cool one and all.
so surprised no one claimed Steve516 before I did. truly amazing!
Very good. Now it will be nice to see only the real ChrissyOne.
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Well, read.
Yipee. Good stuff. Still its nice to see a Windows Troll once in awhile popping in, only to get smashed and squashed like a bug in the end.
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“This should have been done years ago. MDN will get more enjoyable to read from now on.”
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Agreed, although I’d still like these discussions to be forum style with mandatory registration.
I like the way AppleInsider does it, where there is the home page that lists the articles in descending order according to date, butt when you post a comment you are taken to a proper forum..
It’s much easier to identify the most active threads and a whole heck of a lot less trolling over there.
Finally. Thanks MDN.
Sweet, now let’s remove some of these ads, holy crap. Ever heard of over advertising?
Yeah, baby.
Awesome! Long overdue. Now, how about the ability to edit a post?
@Tre
Yes, Forum style would be nice. Not only for the reasons you listed but also being able to quote and reply directly. Seeing who’s online at any given time, starting your own threads, etc. etc.
MDN, is this a possibility?
Ampar lives again.
And Spoofers just went poofers.
Thanks, MDN.
The man way, way up north is now registered! Go MDN!
AMPAR!!!
Is the word.. “woot…”?
Welcome back, Ampar. Your dreams were your ticket out. Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about. The names have all changed since you hung around, but those dreams have remained and they’re turned around. Who’d have thought they’d lead ya, back here where we need ya?
P.S. I wonder if the coveted “Zune Tang” screen name will go to the original or to one of his pale imitators.
Ampar’s triumphant return proves the phrase “You can check out any time you like – but you can never leave!”
Thanks, matt and “Mr. Winston”.
“My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.”
– Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
That’s as deep as I’ll get today. It’s party time.
Thank you !
I will probably miss the MDN tho… 🙁
So prophetic most of the time!
I remember all of the complaints about how the site became narrow but you know it fits perfectly on my iPod touché
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Keep up the good work!
“. . . or to one of his pale imitators.”
Or worse, one of his pail imitators that can’t handle sarcasm well. They take a nice trend and bucket.
R2 is officially onboard. We’re cooking with fire.
Now all we need is an iPhone/iPod touch formatted version of MDN.
Wooot! Very nice update now we can be sure that the person posting really is the same every time.
Giving it a try now — VERY nice. Thanks!!
i’m in
Testing…1..2..3..
At this rate, I’m predicting ten pages. Any takers?
so … how do we log out? I’m unable to see anybody’s name in NetNewsWire now that I’m logged in, although Safari seems to be ok in that regard.
I’ll add my share to your ten page prediction, Ampar.
Now all we need is MDN Poster Badges! For every 62½ postings, we earn an MDN Merit Badge. For every 16.67 MDN Merit Badges earned, we qualify for the MDN Special Recognition Program. Upon doubling those qualifying badges, we will be sent a FREE iMac computer!
Wow! What a great program! Happy I signed up!
But wait, no MDN Magic Word requirement for us?! Why should registered users be penalized! Perhaps we can establish a level of qualification so that we can receive and post extra MDN Magic Words by email!
And editing postings would be really good. That way, when whee misppell sumtheen, wee kin goe kurect itt.
Lets try this..
This should eliminate the spoofing that often clogs up the Comments section.
Nice work MDN.
OMG No… No more Magic Words!!!! I should never have signed up. hmpf.
Thanks, MDN!
Hello again Ampar!
I’ll join those welcoming your return.
If our remarks get colorful but somehow don’t line up the way you meant, does that mean registration is off?
Wow! My username feels snappier!
Greetings from Micro Ampar, Micro Me.
Who brought snacks and beverages?
k. looks like you gotta enable javascript in NetNewsWire to be able to see respondent’s names, once you log in to MDN in that application.
Oh boy now I have to think of comments that show vision
This isn’t the real effwerd.
Everything’s gone black again…
Just got here. So, is the name spoofing gone, or not?
The comments feel snappier!
Excellent! Maybe now I’ll get the respect I deserve.
I’m looking out my window and seeing snow. I look here and find find and amusement.
Thanks all and MDN.
“We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. When the loyal opposition dies, I think the soul of America dies with it.” – Edward R Murrow
This is a good thing, but if MDN goes any further (e.g., AppleInsider), it will lose the freewheelin’ style that attracts many of us.
MDN: This is a reasonable balance–please don’t spoil a good thing!!
Now all we need is the ability to edit my screwed up posts.
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I wonder if my name will still show up as blank? That used to happen all the time. Somehow, though, OTHER people could see it, because they would respond using my name. That was weird.
Quick! Somebody register as ZuneTang and start spreading some feel good stories about Mac.
MW = justice. tsss, chalk it up.
Sweeeeet, Thanks MDN!
Thanks MDN! Finally… no spoofers. Welcome back Ampar!
But did Ampar learn anything from his trek in the ‘wilderness’, or did he forsake MDN for the heck of it?
Let me just say, cool.
Is this 10.5.2?
Just spankin, wonderful!
Good show, MDN.
Well a quick test to see if this works.
I wonder how long:
1) before I get censored. (again)
2) they fix the site..it wreaks of ad and banners..making my iPhone crawl!
feels good.
Thanks MDN.
peaPod loves you.
Who the hell is Ampar?
Another test, ah the confusion
Registration, why? I enjoy being other posters instead.
Oh, I like this…
This is a great addition to MDN. No spoofing allowed.
OK, this works great. I noticed though that the registration includes a comment: “By registering at this site you agree not to post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, or that violate any laws.”
I wonder how the citizens of AENUS are going to get around that. Oh wait, I forgot, they citizens of terrorist countries and have total disregard for anyone else, much less coming to an agreement. Silly me.
Post away.
loganson has officially joined the ranks of the faithful.
pause
much applause
people look at one another in wonderment
What? No comments about email or lack thereof will be tolerated? Membership does not have its privileges.
I’m gonna miss signing in as Gorog….sniff
Down with trolls!
my confirmation email was in the junk box
everybody’s a critic
no one ever tried to spoof me.
cowards
Cool, I’m registered. I’m official.
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Cool. Not that I post very often, but…cool.
It’s about TIME. Now … how come I didn’t get validated? Did I miss something? Did I expect too much too soon? Nothing at my email account (.Mac), not yet.
Dave
My post didn’t post!
Where’s my post?
Hal-LAY-LU- yah.
Didn’t actually take THAT long.
Anonymous is right, though … editing is a Good Thing.
Oh, there it is.
Time delay? Are we being screened?
I want your job.
Ok, so I’m impatient. No more impatient postings. Nice to be official. I’m officially impatient.
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Thanks, Anonymous (if that is your real name)!
Thorin, I’m a legend in my own mind. That pretty much sums it up. You’ve known me under many different names as I dodged the spoofers. It was like running in your sleep. Or, maybe my sleep. Very tiring.
GOODBYE TROLLS!!!
Thanks, Anonymous (if that is your real name)!
Andy, I relied on multiple personalities to stay in touch.
Thorin, I’m a legend in my own mind. That pretty much sums it up. You’ve known me under many different names as I dodged the spoofers. It was like running in your sleep. Or, maybe my sleep. Very tiring.
Oops, sorry for the double double post post.
Testing again…
OK, now I get to claim my screen name. Thanks!
A brilliant day here at MDN. My little boy’s all grown up now. *sniff* Thanks so much!
And here I am.
a great idea!
Hi
Is there away to change your password?
Now if MDN can just get their auto-troll-ejector working…
Registered.
Let’s see if this works. At least we will know who the real Zune Tang is going forward…. (though it is getting very old.)
Registered.
My nipples explode with delight. And yes, my hovercraft is full of eels.
Where the heck is TowerTone? You know, the pretty one.
“my hovercraft is full of eels”
Here’s a special service for special people from other (probably special) places:
http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hovercraft.htm
Great, but it took me three failed attempts to make my password Bundchen. What gives?
I had a TowerTone once.
Once.
heh, heh, heh…. took ZuneTang….
glad i am still webby!
When you see motopsyco, you know its fun and safe for all orifices.
This is excellent. Helps me to remember who I am. You know, Mad Cow and all…
sweeeeeet
@Ampar
“I relied on multiple personalities to stay in touch.
Hmm, I’ll kinda miss those brown things that won’t squirt, metabolism inhibitors, and birds of prey from strange places.
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I got tired of being gwm. I’m gonna just be me instead.
Hey Chrissy One name is taken? How can that be?
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Don’t mind me, just testing to see if the post still shows up when I don’t login. Hopefully, it’ll tell me the name Winston is already in use.
Ahh, there’s my answer! The post still makes it through, but I get labeled Anonymous.
Ta Daaaam! I made it!!!
Where’d everybody go? Oooh, wontons…
A-Daddy Likesssssssssssss . . .
Yeh-heh-heh-heh-hehesssssss!
Is this thing on . . . ?
To Micro Me:
You left out Convoluted Apple Computer brand Weirdo.

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He speaks of Twisted Mac Freak.
“My nipples explode in delight”
I wish I had thought of that for a screen name
Well I’m in too! Long time reader but seldom poster…to be followed
It’s a brave new world. I wonder if this will really change the way people post, at all. We’ll see!
Cool, logged in and locked in my name. I had gotten away from commenting so much because there were two of us with the same name.
One thing tho, I clicked the log me in automatically in the future and was wondering if there was anyway to log out? Not sure why I would need this but it just seemed strange that there was no way to do it.
” Convoluted Apple Computer brand Weirdo”
I wanted to use that as my UserName but it’s already taken. 🙁
TAKEN!
Yeah, sorry Ampar, I forgot that one.
I have registered 5,000 different names. f you want your old name back you will have to pay me $250. Please email me at Anonymous@mac.com in order to make your purchase.
I shall henceforth be known as Buster…..for ever and ever.
Well crap…I register and login but my posting doesn’t come up. Wazzup wid dat?
nice work MDN … i will certainly be posting more (and having more posts deleted) as a result of this welcome addition.
or just email MDN to get your real name back, like I did….
wow….talk about a long time delay…will probably never get first post again
Well done, MDN!
Is there a matte option? I seem to keep glossing over these posts.
Testing, testing, 1 2 3. Now let the games begin.
got it!
thanks MDN
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And what do I see above after typing this and clicking “Submit”(?)…
This thread is cool! All the old names are back. Now, if we could just get Peterson to come back and tell us about his bad experience.
“Now, if we could just get Peterson to come back and tell us about his bad experience.”
Or get Shoeman to abuse someone.
The original, the best… and now the official voice of all switchers worldwide…
HEHEHE!!
“Notify me of follow-up comments?” always ON stinks.
I’m getting all misty reading the Ampar posts…
ahhh… durrr… you have to LOG IN! (smacking forehead)
Swordmaker logged in and typing on my iPhone. Can I now complain about the really slow and often incomplete loading of MDN? I often get an error on loading -1011 – probably where one of you advertising partners isn’t playing nice. How about loading the content first, then the ads. We’ll still see the ads as we read the comments.
That was me getting all misty above Ampar… good to have you back. Although your other disguises were nice.
Tower… you were the FIRST person I thought of this evening when I saw this thread. I knew someone would try and steal your handle.
Testing 123
Making the registration optional is a good idea!
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signing up
Woh, MDN…
Cookie overload.
Still, schweet to have login facilities now dudes
Your Anonymous concept is overkill!
You could have allowed everyone to carry on using any name they pleased – some of which are clearly made up on the spot for the humour of it.
All you needed to do was add a flag/icon next to ‘validated’ logged in names but not next to those were not.Spoofers would still be obvious.
Richard
No one has registered my nickname. Who will be the first asshole to do it? Surely there must be at least one lowlife around. Think of what you’re missing: instant notoriety! Everyone will know what a jerk you are, How could you pass this up, huh? Hurry up; I’m meeting my voodoo-mistress soon and I need to target at least one curse to some anonymous ‘human” [the M/W].
I forgot to sign my last post.
Less is More
Thanks, Jim – TIV.
“Walk my way,
And a thousand violins begin to play,
Or it might be the sound of your hello,
That music I hear . . . “
I’ll miss the MW from now on…
JimTIV-
And I thought my girlfriend was the only one that wanted my handle…but, yeah, somebody else grabbed it, I think (maybe I was deaming!)
Ampar-
Johnny Mathis or Ray Stevens?
testing.. >_>
TT: Mathis fundamental.
testing…
Interesting guy. He was born the next county over from my home, in the same town as Don Henley and Freddie King.
He was also a hell of an athlete. Go figure!
I am not one of those who wished this registration thing.
why is this important to have regulars on hollywood squares…
most here making comments are not funny.
basically just rude
“why is this important to have regulars on hollywood squares…
most here making comments are not funny.
basically just rude”
Pot, meet Kettle…..
Sweetness
Don’t bother to read this one. (Just testing.)
Well, how do you change notification option?. How does one change one’s password?
I see no way to access account information. Am I wrong and just missing something?
should have been: “<u>the</u> notification option”
this is a test…
wtf, my other posts are gone now! i’ve posted about 3 or 4 times since yesterday… come on today and there gone, what’s up with that?!?
“Don’t bother to read this one. (Just testing.)”
I love a good self-referential contradiction in the morning!
(Lessons learned from Douglas Hofstadter’s “Metamagical Themas”.)
Hello all, testing testing… hey MDN can we get our name displayed at the top of the page somewhere so that we know we’re logged in.
Finally… This “feature” is years overdue… It won’t stop the trolls, but it’s a step forward.
Now, at risk of sounding selfish… how about increasing he length of the article summaries in the RSS feed (at least), so we have a better idea if we really want to read an article, and if an article is deemed unworthy, thus save MDN the waste of bandwidth, and maybe MDN will stop trying to force feed us with 30,000 ads per page? Just a thought anyhow.
Woo hoo…..my own name. Not that anyone wanted it! But it’s mine…all mine. Giggity giggety goo!
Swing batter!
woot! great option!
Oh man, spoofing was the BEST part of MDN. Why take it away?
Thanks, MDN. I appreciate it.
i think the system they are trying to put in place is one in which humorous fake name posting (Tom Cruise, Denny Crane etc.) would still be possible. The only exception would be trying to spoof an existing user-name.
Under the old system, when someone would be getting his or her ass kicked in an argument it would often be the case that a bunch of inane posts would appear under the “winning” interlocutor’s name. It became impossible to carry on an argument in this fashion. The new system will still allow people to post support for their own arguments under different user names but those posts are usually pretty transparently written by the same person.
Most of us who have been here for a while are willing to carry on an argument (it’s the internet … serious business). Hopefully the new system makes this community more enjoyable for everyone.
What happens when you post using your won name without logging in…wait a sec…
Crap my computer auto-logs me in so I don’t know…
Like most others here, I am very happy to see Ampar back and looking at his posts, it is indeed the real Ampar. Now what about Twisted Mac Freak?
Was that you Ampar? If not, TMF if you are out there…give us a sign….post something witty about how stupid Zune Tang is and about where he can stick his stupid posts.
seeing if I post with the “notify me of follow-up comments” clicked in the off position it will keep me from getting emails. Although – having 52 emails in my inbox this morning was a bit surprising.
Buster:
TMF was a lobe of mine. And now it’s mostly a vestigial organ with working bellows but a few rusty pipes and some keys are missing. I might try to sell it on eBay.
@Ampar… wasn’t dexaclorifloracherriosritzcrackeryankeessuck also one of your handles?
(Buster) P.S. Thanks! (And stay warm up there.)
Jim – TIV:
Dextroamphetamine, Acetylcholinesterase and a few other chemical names. Used periodically but they had to be tabled to avoid compounding the confusion.
Thanks…I opt out.
Just my $0.02
Thank you for turning off my email posting.
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that was a joke.
“mike k.” not to be confused with “MikeK.”
Yes, my real name is Mike Kraemer.
Damn! My account has not been activated yet!!!
@ MDN Does this mean that you will now have more advertising because you can accurately declare your membership to would be advertisers?
Does it also mean that the value of advertising is going to go up?
Oooooh I hate being anonymous!!!! Crabapple to yawl! That was my last post above questioning MDN.
Comment from: Anonymous
Now no one else can claim to be the DUDE except me!!!
Actually…. I am “The Dude”
And only the real “The Dude” abides.
How about a subscription option to turn off the (bleep)ing ads?
“And only the real ‘The Dude’ abides.
Of course. It’s your duty.
My comment didn’t show up! Will this one?
Everything’s been working fine for me. Thanks MDN for this cool feature!
Hmmm, If I get more SPAM, you guys are going down!
We’re half way to your ten pages Ampar.
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glad to see my post is still here from earlier today. guess the real test will be if it’s still here on mon… or whenever i get a chance to get back on here
I noticed, Micro Me!
So, for the next several hours I feel obligated to contribute incredibly meaningful commentary chopped into hundreds of posts.
Hmmm. . . . where to begin?
Side note: my favorite posts are the ones imploring us not to read them. Still wrapping my brain around that concept. I wonder if I can de-experience Windows too? (made up word alert)
MikeK:
“mike k.” not to be confused with “MikeK.”
Yes, my real name is Mike Kraemer.
yeah … it seems silly for there to be two of us (i think there was a third mike k for a while) but i have been using this handle on this board for about 5 years now, so i’m loath to give it up.
Hopefully the flotsam and jetsam around here will be able to keep track of the difference between upper and lower case … i’m not holding my breath though …
Ampar, you could go to that Total Recall place, and have your memory of Windows replaced with a memory of some Martian vacation…
Just don’t read the small print when the doctor puts you in the chair!
‘Side note: my favorite posts are the ones imploring us not to read them. Still wrapping my brain around that concept.’
Please do not read this message any further! I warn you.
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I knew you would (we are all just sooooo curious)
Ampar! Welcome back!
YODA ME
There’s only one me. Chill.
Now if someone can tell me how to get the emoticons to work for me again. Manual is played out.
Peace.
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THE Olmecmystic
Oops! I hadn’t completed the registration yet.
NOW I’m official!
Peace.
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Olmecmystic
OK, now I’m registered AND logged in.
WHEW!
Peace.
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Olmecmystic
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There iam
Woop!
Where is “one guy from Finland”? better grab your name before someone else does…
Greetings from across the pond – you see we Brits do welcome advances in technology!
Andy: I tried that but Gov. Arnohd is taxing the place to pay for mansion upgrades in Sacramento (it’s in that small print you mentioned).
Boghog: Thanks! And welcome to your Boghogness!
OK. I guess Im registered now.
I do hope there are no more Linux trolls on this site….
They are the ones who pushes the idea of getting cracked OSX on bittorent to run on a crappy PC.
Cubert’s registered!
But Cubert got laid off today.
[removed]void(0);
OK. Now?
(wonky)
OK. Now?
C3.
No thank you. Been there, done that. Things were just fine the way they were. Way too much personal info is already handing around out there.
Enough with anonymous!
Why is this not working? I clicked on the link in the email and got the registered notice.
Alright. The last 4 of 5 posts are mine (and now this one). Not working right for some reason. Will try later.
Cubert
Sure there’s no reason we still can’t sign up with 10 diifferent names/accounts anyway.
Cubert: Sounds like you’re having a bad day.
Hang in there.
Unregistered posters should still be able to use any names they want instead of Anonymous. Of course, only the untaken ones.
Why? Because otherwise we can’t talk to them. eg:
Anonymous: I agree with you <– which Anonymous are we talking to here?
Damn, I hate showing up late to a party!
@Anonymous above obvious.
MDN’s description of the new system is unclear on that issue, but I agree with you; that’s the way it should work.
MDN is evidently having lots of technical problems at the moment. My inbox is clogged with unwanted notifications and my registered login isn’t working anymore.
We’ll all just have to hang in there.
Micro Me
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!
After giving up on MDN discussion threads a number of years ago over the spoofing problem I am happy to come back and join the conversation, if only to annoy you Liberals.
I can now return to pointing out that being a Mac user in a world of Windoze acolytes is akin to being a Conservative in a world of Liberal acolytes.
I judge politically liberal Mac users to be half way there, you made the right choice of computers (didn’t go with the flow, didn’t pick your computer because everyone else has one, chose a Mac even though Windoze users will look down on you for owning a “toy”. No, you used logic not feelings and picked the right machine. Now, time to do that with your ideological world view.
Just say this to yourself “anthropogenic global warming is a hoax, we DID find chemical weapons in Iraq, GW won the election fair and square, Rosie O’Donnell and Michael Moore are idiots”.
Remind yourself of these facts once in awhile and you will eventually be able to set your cognitive dissonance aside and join the rest of us in the world of the rational.
Cheers!
-B
@Beeblebrox…. being a Mac user in a world of Windoze acolytes is akin to being a Conservative in a world of Liberal acolytes.
Ummmm….methinks you got that reversed. Conservatives (Canadian version anyway) are narrow-minded just like many PC users I know (I won’t even describe the conversation I overheard today at Best buy between a PC user and someone interested in buying a Mac). Furthermore, the conservatives are unethical, and waste more money than liberals do, in the long run. Even though our taxes are dropping slightly, the conservatives actually decreased in the polls…because Canadians are not accepting of going too far to the right wing.
SO keep your stupid comments to your stupid self.
Hey Amapar, looks like we ain’t going to make 10 pages. Cubert…were you serious about being laid off?
Beeblebox…you sure you are not Ann Coulter in disguise?
Yikes….Ampar…sorry for the mispelling. Mea culpa. That’s what I get for not typing with my glasses on (I am in denial about my eyesight).
Damn…was hoping to get to 6 pages at least.
No problem, Bluster. I mean . . um, you know! (j/k)
Well, it’s about freakin’ time this thread got political. I was beginning to wonder. Better dead than well-read after all.
(Ann Coulter in disguise? Isn’t that Cheney in drag?)
I hope the infestation of ads that have made this site practically unusable have been worthwhile, because I don’t think I can continue wasting time waiting for pages to load here. Please sort it out before you lose me completely!
Oh c’mon Buster, I am obviously talking about the IDEOLOGY of conservatism. Grow some nuance dude.
Who cares about Canadian conservatives? I am referring to the philosophical pursuit of modern conservatism, you know, the view that feelings should not guide decisions? That cold heartless facts are what should be considered over emotion or demagoguery?
I stand by my metaphor. Even if I take the most generous of views toward Liberalism; that it is a pursuit of an ideal government run society, it is hard to avoid history. Modern Liberalism fails wherever it is tried. It doesn’t stand up to scrutiny. It only survives because it has intrenchment and lots of blind followers.
Conservatism manages also to survive but for the same reason that Macs survive, because it works. There is no peer pressure to choose a Mac just like there is no peer pressure to become a conservative. Quite the opposite. But we choose Macs because they have demonstrated themselves to be a reliable way of doing computing. Likewise, conservatism has proven itself, over and over again, to be the ideal philosophy for the smooth running of a country.
That’s all I’m saying.
What am I doing wrong?
When I log in, I get thrown back to the MDN home page, and have to start all over, including entering a “magic word”. Or is that the way it’s supposed to work now?
Oh, evidently it is supposed to work that way.
OK…… I guess.
And can somebody please throw in a critical or supportive comment about George Bush, so Ampar can get his ten pages.
I mean, philosophical discussions about modern liberalism and conservatism ain’t gonna do it.
Micro Me: I think MDN still has a few more unwanted lepidopterans in the code.
P.S. And thanks, Micro Me. Six says you guys are just not trying!
Can we get this system to notify people we don’t like of follow-up comments? Got Ann Coulter’s e-mail addy?
No problem Ampar.
But how come I stopped getting a star? I’ve been good. Sitting up straight and everything. Tried not to scrape my desk on the floor.
Oh ya!
Oh boy!
George bush sucks! Conservatives are morons! Legalize drugs, abortion, gay marriage, and give all “illegal” immigrants free citizenship and open the borders to unrestricted immigration! Outlaw the death penalty, raise taxes, increase spending on social programs, and pull all troops back from foreign soil!
Get busy don’t register and your name is unavailable. Dang I have to quit the work thing I’m so found of.
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That should do it Vlad.
Now, one more try at getting my star back.
Feet together on floor, back straight, fixed grin, stare in wide-eyed wonderment at blackboard. Here goes.
Nope.
I’ll have to work on that wide-eyed bit.
Or maybe Glasshopper will email Gland Web Master in a few days (if his inbox doesn’t explode in the meantime).
Here comes the Calvary!!!!!
I spent the last couple of days listening to as much liberal talk radio as possible. And from what I heard, Ed Shultz is the only one that came anywhere near holding my attention. And I enjoyed finally hearing some libs talk facts.
I listen to one other show last Wed. night. All they talked about were the callers from that mornings show who didn’t like the new evening show, so then the next morning, I listened to almost 2 hours of people calling in explaining why they didn’t like the evening show the night before. Thompson and Bennet are the two host, I believe. One happens to be black, so automatically, everybody who called in complaining were labeled as racist. That was the gist of both shows. Now I know they will have different topics, but listening to the way they handles themselves was, well, about what I expected.
Now listening to Shultz deconstruct the Clinton campaign and point out its flaws and having a blow by blow of the debate discussion was very helpful, and he was on the money most of the time, with compliments AND pointing to the flaws.
Now I know that I may listen again next week and start to hear the same old “Bush stole, Bush lied, 911 inside job, Haliburton” BS, but I hope not, and I hope that I have stumbled upon a repository for decent liberal discussion. We’ll see.
Oh, and go Giuliani/Huckabee ’08!!!
(How about that $20, Ampar?)
Cutis anserina, TT! Nicely done!
But I’m still hoping that Coulter perfects herself. That should be a treat for the whole family. Maybe the next Survivor should be two months at her place?
Rockin’
IN !!!
I am now official…
This will be much better. Though the impostors were sometimes kind of fun…
LukeinOz
My 2 cents,
Luke
” Maybe the next Survivor should be two months at her place?”
N’yuk n’yuk….good one…scary but good.
@Beeblebrox…Who cares about Canadian conservatives?
Well….I think most of us do (here anyway). But I digress…I brought it up because, as I use a little nuance here, it is the degree of conservatism I have a problem with. A little left a little right, most of us swing around the centre up here. I disagree strongly when conservative IDEOLOGY starts wandering too far to the right (as we currently have), it is not a proven philosophy for running a country smoothly. It tends to divide a country…over and over. Both in the US and in Canada.
Personally I think the federal Marijuana Party up here has a better platform than either the grits or the tories….at least on those days when they can remember what they stand for.
Hey…political ideology, Ann Coulter…that ought to get us to at least 7 pages.
Joe Biden, ’08.
Hey, look at me, I’m number 269…..
Ann Coulter to the right is what James Carville is to the left. Punditry, humor, and some stuff to think about. If it hurts, it might be true.
Always-
From the time I lived in DC in the late 80’s (and seeing him on occasion[in passing]) I have never cared for Biden’s ego. But watching him in the debate last week made him look like the only adult on the stage(not hard to do) and I was so glad to hear SOMEONE stand up and basically say “your full of shit” about the Patriot Act and withdrawing forces. Kudos to him for having a pair!
Egad, it works..
Sorry to interrupt TT, but I need to try and crack this login business and see if I can get my mojo back.
Nope. HHmm.
Uh-huh, I think I have it. Something to do with gluten-free cookies. It’s always the simple stuff.
At least I’m helping us inch towards seven pages. I don’t think you’ll make your ten though Ampar. The discussion is far too civilized.
@ micro me
All you Americans suck…
Heheheh that ought to do it……
P.S. Nice star.
@TT
You are right about the Ann Coulter occasionally getting in a line that causes pain to a liberal. None of us are perfect in anything, be it political or otherwise. Its her continuous…if it is somehow related to anything liberal then it is awful, useless and harmful to little babies and puppies. Its the knee-jerk reaction that is tiresome and makes her, in my opinion, lose any credibility. Additionally, it just makes her appear childish and mean.
Damn…still not at 7.
Does anyone ever recall a thread that long? I think I saw 5 once.
MDN…killl that stupid ‘”notify me of followup comments” box…it fills up my mailbox rapidly.
I’m just waiting for the day that our political discourse gets past the fabricated “liberal” and “conservative” dichotomy.
“Nice star”
Thanks Buster. It’s not the star per se, but its spiritual significance. Right now, it’s right above my house and three Mensa rejects, perched on humps, are headed this way, bearing frankincense and a Diet Coke.
If your Mac’s a coeliac, those cookies better be gluten free; you’ll get twenty of them per visit.
Very nice addition.
My time with Apple is coming to an end after two good years spent with them. I have been hunted down by recruiters and proposed a job career that I could not refuse. Great time with you Apple, I’ll go back to being a VIP as before joining you.
This also means that I’ll be able to resume my “Seahawk” nickname of time ago. Some old timer might remember it.
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For all of the MDNs users here, Apple is truly a different company in many respects: I have seen the backstage
Just checking star status. Guess I’ll figure out what they mean soon enough.
Anybody else in here tried using that MeBeam AV conferencing tool that Adium has recently offered a plugin for? Works good at my house.
@Lee
They differentiate between registered and non-registered users, since MDN changed it so that non-registered users no longer default to “Anonymous”, thankfully.
Thanks Vlad ✩
Frankly, I kind of thought it was fitting that non-registered, non-logged in commenters appeared as anonymous. heh
@Vlad…
I thought it meant I was a star.
Crap, lunchbag letdown
@Buster
Don’t worry, you’re still a star =)
@Lee
I don’t like sites that practically force you to register in order to comment properly. Besides, having half the comments be “anonymous” would make it hard to have a conversation when you can’t tell who said what. The registration should be to prevent impostors, which it does perfectly well without making all non-registered users revert to “Anonymous”.
Where do the stars come from?
That was a philosophical question by the way…
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Rehab, Wandering joe.
Hey Towertone, if you’re looking for “facts”, go check out Noam Chomsky.
I mean it, really.
Sorry, Frank, but I am in the middle of “Miles Gone By”, and have a signed copy of Walter Isaacson’s “Benjamin Franklin” in the wings, and after that I hope to finish Thomas Sowell’s “Basic Economic” that was borrowed by my daughter just as I was getting started. Then I will return to Stephen Hawking for “The Universe In A nutshell”.
After that, I will look into Chomsky. And Frank, we should all be looking for facts.
Congrats Cowboys (had to catch it on Sirius on the way back from a roadtrip to do hiking in Northern Arkansas with the kids)
Passing through home briefly and back on the road for a couple of days, I think. Will try to keep in check on the thread when I can.
Have a good week to all.
Oh, and Buster, I know she does. But most people I know don’t take her comedy serious, but her points are justified.
Largest amount of comments ever?
TT: Enjoy the Ben Franklin, I thought it was very entertaining and informative, and much more open about his faults without in any way trying to diminish his brilliance.
Based on the selections you mentioned, I also STRONGLY recommend the book “Global Brain” by Howard Bloom. Easily one of the most entertaining, informative, and just innovative pieces of thinking I’ve read in years.
B E A uUUUutiful.
We must be getting close to page 7.
A few more pointless posts like this one might get us there Vlad.
Where’s Ampar gone? He should be here for the last lap.
I just hope they don’t take this topic off the top of the list tomorrow… I suspect they will, though.
Closing in on 300 comments, Micro Me. Laparotomy?
Test…oh well.
I’m glad that no one grabbed my user name. After years of online use, it seems more real than my actual name
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I agree, KingMel. And thanks for seven pages! Woot?
I have never seen 7 pages before. I wonder if I am going to get the last word in before they kill this ‘historic’ or is that hysteric thread?
Not a ten, but pretty good Ampar.
Buster: Over 300 posts with no blood on the floor! That’s got to be a record. The Americans proved to be unbaitable in this thread. Either registration calmed them, or the effects of your Marijuana Party have seeped over the border
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Don’t bogart the voting booth?
@Micro Me
And I even through some of my best pitches re: Coulter, right wing extremism and then downright name calling.
Maybe that was the wrong direction…ok…
Macs suck and PCs rule.
Now where did I put down that doobie……..
Through? Did I write through? Sheesh
Buster:
That was funny! Good stuff? (j/k)
Here’s Buster-
“Through? Did I write through? Sheesh”
And here Buster on drugs-
“And I even through some of my best pitches”
a quote heard somewhere in Canada-
“Teacher, why are your eyes red, aye?:-)
@TT
The correct grammar rules stipulate that the terminal word in an interrogative sentence is eh, not the older British form, ate.
Canadiana 101.
Sorry, Buster. I could have sworn that was what my teacher, Dr. Stoner, taught us. Or maybe it was a joke, since he was giggling….
Ate? Did I write ate?
I belong to the repetitive Department of Repetitiveness having transferred from the Department of Poor Proofreading.
I watch toooo much Monty Python.
My user name rules.
Pfft, Macintosh? What’s that, some kind of Apple?
We don’t like your kind here. And what’s more. I don’t like the way you walk. And I don’t like the way you talk. This website ain’t big enough for the two of us!
Hmm… duel with railguns at dawn?
@Vlad…I think Macintosh is Granny Smith in disguise.
Think we can make 8 guys? TT, are you and Ampar still gazing in wonderment at the trails of smoke swirling around the velvet Elvis painting under the blacklight in the basement while listening to Lou Reed’s “Walk on the wild side”?
So close it’s scary, Buster.
MOMMY, MY EYES ARE BURNING!
Yes Timmy it’s true.
Spiderman loves his MaryJane…..
Do you realize that if you took the first initial of every poster on this page that it spells “KABMABBATBTBMVBATB?
I am sure this is important……..
Buster-
Alas my profession of getting high precludes me from being able to get high anymore, lest I should be high while getting high, only to slip, and in that fall from grace, my highness be deemed the cause of my descent, and his Highness the Insurance Adjuster then to be lower than low in his dispersion of funds.
But get a few beers in me…..
Buster, TowerTone, Ampar! You’re still here?
I’ve already told you, you’re not going to make ten. Now off to bed immediately, all of you, or I’ll call Matron.
You too, Thorin and Vlad, off you go. You shouldn’t be associating with these three. They’re high security patients.
And what’s that strange burning smell?
“Do you realize that if you took the first initial of every poster on this page that it spells “KABMABBATBTBMVBATB?”
That may be the best post ever.
Micro Me: Shhhh. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
WE MUST NOT GIVE UP!
TEN PAGES! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
You people are sick, just sick.
I would never contribute meaningless posts to a dead thread just to try and pad the page count.
Never.
me neither
Well, that makes three of us.
I was just passing through looking for Ampar, thought he might still be hanging out here…..
I am surprised he hasn’t shown up.
Figured he would have liked the last word…..like me
Oh look Meester Indiana Jones. Some some mummified corpses over here.
Let’s us see now, thems have name tags. Hard to read. This one has two T’s on it. Wonder what that mean?
Careful now. Mind dem bones. This says……. Ampule! He musta been a chemist.
Now this one. Hmmmm, Busty! So, this one was a woman! That means bad luck! We must go now. We’ll never find Vlad and blucaso.
@Micro me….good one (though the angle of my dangle indicates I am not a woman)
This thread is becoming like the dead sea scrolls….but in English.
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