“Comedienne Kathy Griffin has landed one of the world’s richest bachelors, Apple co-founder Steve Wosniak. She brought the huggable guy to the Emmys with her, and looked like she was wearing an engagement ring, although she wouldn’t comment when asked about it, saying ‘I don’t kiss and tell,'” Celebitchy reports.
“On an appearance on Larry King about her censored Emmy speech she said ‘What do you make, Lar? You make a few million a year? He craps that out for lunch. I mean this guy has so much money — but I love him for his personality,'” Celebitchy reports.
“It looks like Wosniak became smitten with Griffin from afar and pursued her, coming to see her perform in July,” Celebitchy reports. “He is said to have left her a gift basket with items for her dog before they met. That’s sweet!”
More in the full article here.
You mean they didn’t meet on a reality show of some sort?
Astonishing.
Boy, that Kathy Griffin . . . a class act all the way…
sad really sad
Woz, get a prenup you fool! She’ll take half of what you have otherwise! lol
yeesh, a comment like:
“What do you make, Lar? You make a few million a year? He craps that out for lunch. I mean this guy has so much money …”
should tell even Wosniak a little something about this “woman”
Waiting for the punch line!
Woz and Kathy Griffen two of the biggest practical jokers in the world, there has to be a punch line in there somewhere.
I’d put bets on Woz getting his geek-on with the freak-on.
I heard her on MSNBC recently talking about her recent purchase of MSFT.
SPY ! ! !
I kid. Better red than dead.
Woz is rich, but he’s not a billionaire. He gave away a lot of money and Apple shares before the recent run-up in the company’s value.
-jcr
Follow the money. She can always keep her eyes closed in bed.
I can see a ring in that photo. But you’d think he get her something bigger than 2 pixels x 2 pixels.
That comment tells me (& perhaps Woz) she has a sense of humor which is a pretty good quality in a spouse.
You have got to be F_____G kidding me!
There goes my appetite.
Said it before, will say it again.
ZERO TALENT SKANK
“he get her”
Um, “he’d get her”. Oops.
(morning fingers)
Will they have a baby whale?
i wonder if this emmy trip is gonna be on her ‘d-list’ show…
I think they are a good fit. They are both complete oddballs and they both don’t give a crap what the likes of you here think of their being a couple.
It probably won’t last, but as long as they’re having a ball while it’s on, that’s all that matters.
Cheers to them both!!
all i have to say to woz is:
“Run Forrest! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!1”
I tink Fake Steve said it best…
“But look, Kathy Griffin, I’m warning you: If you hurt Woz, or take advantage of him, you’ll answer to me. I mean it.”
I hope she will answer to the entire Apple community.
Kathy just joined the blow your way to the top club. The other famous member of that club is Sarah Silverman.
Just my $0.02
sometimes i don’t get MDN‘s sense of humour …
Sorry I forgot about K-fed…he is also a member.
Where’s Triumph whenyou need him?
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That is so gay.
this board is populated by a bunch of the most ignorant 6 year olds.
Isn’t it pathetic how women can never make it on their own merits.
The comment that she will have to “answer to the whole Apple community” has got to be the weirdest fanboy threat, ever. These people are adults and can do whatever they he.ll they want, whether it is a practical joke or a serious relationship.
” Kathy just joined the blow your way to the top club. The other famous member of that club is Sarah Silverman.”
Ahh, Sarah Silverman is hot and funny.
“I hope she will answer to the entire Apple community.”
You know I would love to see what would happen if she incurred the wrath of the Apple community. Seriously, I think it would be so much fun to watch.
“Isn’t it pathetic how women can never make it on their own merits.”
The ability to remove chrome from a trailer hitch or pull a golf ball through a garden hose is merit in my book.
“this board is populated by a bunch of the most ignorant 6 year olds.”
And yet, you keep coming back for more.
Notice in the photo above, how Woz is leaning toward her and she is leaning away from him. Make you wonder, hmmmmmmm.
We would crazy glue, her feet to the floor, her butt to a chair and her fingers to the keyboard of a windoze computer that was just updated to Vista… No mercy!
“answer to the whole Apple community”
Don’t worry. I hear she’s got Woz working on a new Mac mini-tower right now. It makes free long distance calls and downloads NBC shows on demand with minimum glossiness.
LOL @ “huggable.” That means fat.
It hurts to hug hard muscle guys like R2.
You can see why Steve J is the visonary…
And Steve Woz is, well, the engineer….
Mozel Tov!
Photo caption:
“Is that a razor sharp business card in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
It’s a great match.
Two fun-loving, talented, smart people have found each other.
It’s built to last.
I’m serious.
How appropriate. A has-been marrying a no-talent comedian. Good match.
I always confuse Kathy Griffin with Andy Dick.
I just lost my breakfast.
Both are ugly, and I could really care less about Woz. He doesn’t matter anymore.
Wow, Woz is a brilliant dude who changed the world. She is a no talent attention whore, who is the opposite of funny. Sad day.
MDN Magic Word = “pay” , as in Woz is going to “pay” this loser a bunch of money in a few years.
lord help us if they decide to procreate..
Kathy is already successful — she’s got her own Emmy winning TV show and have you seen her freakin house? It looks like a Four Seasons. There IS the possibility that they just like each other, and they’re a great match, people….
The source is Celebitchy so it must be true.
good for them both. kathy’s last husband was a tool who took her for close to $100,000. she doesn’t need his money, nor does he need hers.
Someone get him to subscribe to Tom Leykis’ podcast, quick!
Apparently he chased her down not the other way, so lay off the bitch already.
It’s his money, he’s no stupid. If he wants to give her half then that’s his business.
I wonder if she really can turn into an eagle/lion hybrid. That would be cool.
Where do some of you people get the f**king nerve to talk the way that you do?!?!
Show respect and keep your little ignorant comments to yourself.
Woz is a really good person. I hope this Kathy Griffin is as well; foul mouth aside. A good prenuptial agreement is a must.
Billionaire? Really? Where have I been? He sold out of Apple decades ago for less than $100 mill. Has he done something to make money since then?
“Woz is a really good person. I hope this Kathy Griffin is as well; foul mouth aside”
Can you imagine her in the bedroom……..wait…….NOOOOOOO
“Where do some of you people get the f**king nerve to talk the way that you do?!?!”
Why do you care?
Rene, it’s a free country. Go fsck yourself.
“Go fsck yourself.”
Then post it on YouTube, please. I need new Favorites.
Who cares?
Why is this even posted on here?
Woz is no longer associated with Apple and has not developed anything related to the Mac or computers in a long time.
His biggest accomplishments are starting a Venture capital firm and segue polo.
Just noticed, last part should be “His biggest recent accomplishments…”
“Woz is no longer associated with Apple”
Technically not true (and admittedly pedantic).
“Wozniak ended his full time employment with Apple for good on February 6, 1987, twelve years after setting up the company. However he still remains an employee (and receives a paycheck) and a shareholder. He also maintains connections with Steve Jobs.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Wozniak#Post-Apple_career
P.S. This is who Woz is hanging out with now.
http://www.jazztechnologies.com/phoenix.zhtml?c=148731&p=irol-govManage
Check out the name of the CEO. And evidently, Ellen Hancock has left.
@nekogami
If you read iWoz, you’ll understand how much Steve Wozniak has contributed to many fields of electronics – he invented the first universal remote – although that was many years ago, how many millions of people are using them today?
What he’s invented touches every area of our lives every day, because he brought computing out of the ‘dials and switches box’ era and started the next one with his pioneering design for computers with keyboards and visual displays – read the book…
He’s done many, many good things for schools and education in the years since those electronic breakthroughs, he’s a good guy with a big heart for helping people.
oh yeah, and I wish him and Kathy well, people should give them a chance at happiness – you’d want the same if you gave a relationship a shot – and yes, they may even love each other despite perceived reputations…
Kathy is nasty. I would totally embarrassed to be seen with such a piece of trash.
Woz is probably going through mid-life crisis. It’s a shame. It’s going to really hurt him in the end ($’s and emotionally), which will probably be less than 18 months.
DONT DO IT WOZ!!!!!!, If I see her on stage at a keynote…..I will switch to Ubuntu.
mmm he chases her for the relationship, but she gets blamed for it happening at all? what gives people? (and who cares?)
Most of the time people are just plain jealous the woz has more money than he can poke a stick at (and a segway too!). Now that he’s gotten the girl, suddenly its go for the jugular time.
Seems to me they’re both living life to the fullest, live and let live I say. Good on em, and congrats if that rings real.
guess the Woz has needs like anybody else…
as for the ‘has been Woz’ crowd – better to have been somebody who changed the world in such a profoundly positive way than a whiny pissant nobody who means nothing to nobody and never will. You must feel so proud to sit at your Apple- without Woz wouldn’t exist- and vilify the dude…I know I respect your opinions…not
Kathy has accomplished more on her own than the entire MDN “comnmunity” here.
Boy are many of you a bunch of pathetic losers…
Look. Over there! Happy people!
ATTACK!
I guess you work for the NSA and you’ve researched the backgrounds of all the anonymous posters on MDN. Then you subsequently and arbitrarily judged their accomplishments as unworthy. I wish I had the time to do all of that. I guess I’m too busy being a pathetic loser, or….
…maybe you are Kathy Griffin in disguise. Sounds like something she might consider “funny”, “intelligent”, or “witty”. She/you are a no-talent hack. Have a nice day.
Hey, hey hey… if WOZ is happy.
Then I think we all should be happy for him.
A little stubby goes a mile.
Hey, hey hey… if WOZ is happy.
Then I think we all should be happy for him.
A little stubby goes a mile.
Yep, Woz waz thinking with hiz head.
Because you ever see Woz at a keynote?
Uhm…Why do you people care? I mean, sure, Woz is great, but why on Earth does it matter to you people who he’s marrying? I mean really, are nerds becoming as bad as celebrity crazed housewives, only caring about the techie-rich rather than the movie-rich? Come on people, get a subscription to some stupid tabloid if you want to know this stuff.
YO! get with the go-go here.
as much as we love the huggy-apple-bear, a billion is not in his wallet.
rich, yes.
billions of times rich, no 🙁
and y’all remember, this is a man who can make his own choices. if you want to poke fun, that’s fine, but personally, I wish him the best.
– cheers and happy segway ceremonies
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…ever since the crash he hasn’t been the same, and this is more evidence of just that.
Yuck what an ugly troll she’s no beauty, even ugly, but he is butt ugly jewish troll.
Often, über-geek, non-masculine males will gravitate toward females with strong (controlling) personalities.
Unfortunately, they don’t see that women like Griffin are really just emotional train wreck and that her strong and witty personality is a mask for a s#*t pile of pain.
This relationship was doomed from the start.
Poor poor Kathy!
Now the eyesight and sense of smell are going!
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