Fake Steve Jobs unmasked?

“Could Fake Steve Jobs be, in real life, Andy Ihnatko?” asks Philip Elmer-DeWitt for Business 2.0.

“Ihnatko, for those who don’t read his tech reviews in the Chicago Sun Times or his back-page humor columns for MacWorld, is a self-described ‘Boston-based geek and writer who works for anyone foolish enough to pay him.’ He’s written for everybody from Playboy to Roger Ebert (who credits him as writing at least a third of Ebert’s Little Movie Glossary),” Elmer-DeWitt writes.

“You don’t have to read much of YellowText (‘The weblog of Andy Ihnatko! Possibly not the least-beloved technology pundit in the land!’) or his Colossal Waste of Bandwidth site (tag line: ”Better’ is the enemy of ‘good’ –Voltaire, I think, or, umm, somebody’) to see the similarity,” Elmer-DeWitt writes.

Full article here.

[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “oh my” for the heads up.]
We’ve been seeing Andy and his trademark hat at Macworld Expos since forever. He’s as good a guess as any (but, better than most.)

Andy Ihnatko’s Colossal Waste of Bandwidth’s YellowText: http://www.cwob.com/yellowtext/

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/

56 Comments

  1. Ok, ok, ok, I’m the real fake Steve Jobs. I pretend to be Steve because of my deep love and admiration of Steve and Apple.

    At the same time I still enjoy pretending to be a complete brainless ass turd which explains the comment I made about, just remember to ignore those types of posts from me and know I’ll keep doing them as my therapist encourages me to do so.

    And yes I’m behind the Hide an iPod
    http://hideapod.com/

    Alright, I’m not but I wish I was!

    Long live Steve and Apple!

  2. FSJ = Andy Ihnatko ?

    hmmmm …. I dunno, but I’ve been reading Andy for years ..
    As for FSJ goes … just recently …

    Theyre both funny !

    @ Petey
    Yeah … Sundays are typically slow for Mac News …
    Come to think of it … I wouldnt expect anything monumental to happen in the Mac World for at least a couple months or so …
    Relax !

  3. Fake Steve, MDN, and many others do very good work. Although their forte and focus may vary – MDN is mostly links with some ‘takes’, while other sites write longer commentary – they, like all of us, strive to achive Outstanding Performance in the Field of Excellence™

    But, we all pale in comparison to that name mentioned above …

    Jack Miller – As the Apple Turns

    He Got It® about Apple/Technology/Humanity, was funny as hell, had a great website, and one of the first ‘bloggers’ worth reading.

    His 9/11 post was as fine a piece of writing as anyone produced in and of those days (I have it on a disc can’t find at this moment, and no easy/good hits if archived on Web via Google – ergo: if you have a copy, share it. I will once I find mine, if anyone’s interested).

    So – DOES anyone know what REALLY happened to him?

    Alive, sick, retired, anonymous, or in some cave watching Buffy re-runs?

    A Great Mystery in our Lifetime.

    Thank You
    BC Kelly
    Tallahassee Fla

  4. He got the idea for the Apple II from Bill Gates in the ’70’s

    The same way Henry Ford got his ideas from Toyota.

    Anyway, pop the lid on an Apple IIgs (and probably any Apple II model IIRC) and you’ll see a little chip that says “(c) Microsoft”. It’s the BASIC ROM.

    Maybe that’s why Jobs was so adamant to make a complete legacy break with the Lisa and Mac…

  5. I love Andy and I love Steve. In any form! Doesn’t surprise me, Andy is the best.

    I enjoy reading about both Andy and Steve, and will buy most things written or created by either of them as long as they both remain as amazinglly creative as they are.

  6. @Shawn King
    Who said:
    “Congratulations. You’ve helped unmask him – now, can you drop it?” [Etc….Etc….Etc….]

    Congratulations to you for confirming FSJ identity. I didn’t completely believe it was Andy until you stated it here. But because you are such good friends with him (I recall he performed the wedding ceremony for you and your wife at MacWorld a few years ago too) so, I’m sure you know the truth.

    The Elmer-DeWitt article and MDN comments were still, technically, a guess—nothing had been admitted by anyone with real knowledge yet. Until you dropped the final brick yourself with your statements posted here.

    MDN word: “said” as in you said it.

  7. @ Zune Tang

    Steve Jobs? Who cares. He got the idea for the Apple II from Bill Gates in the ’70’s and has been poorly rehashing Microsoft’s innovations ever since. I can’t believe anyone would waste their time writing a fake diary for someone so uninteresting.

    What I think we all want to read is the secret diary of Steve Ballmer. In real life he’s an enigma; in fake diary form he would be even more fascinating. What makes the remarkable Steve Ballmer tick? That’s the real question on everyone’s mind.

    Your potential. Our passion.™

    I cant believe you waste your lif on this forum.

    You hate mac and everything Apple and yet you love posting on here.

    You are indeed screwed up.

    I would say you are one hell of a sick dude, you need help from a head shrink.

    But please do keep posting, everyime you do it makes you more screwed-up and bitter – and thats something I really love watching… go on spam some more Zune Boi you!, know you want to!

    Apple innovate. Microsoft stagnate.™

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