Analyst: Microsoft Zune’s as good as dead on arrival

“I responded last week to a comment left on our blog by Mike Evangelist hypothesizing that Microsoft could do some serious damage to Apple’s iPod domination by launching its Zune music player at $99. Well, so much for that theory. Today, Microsoft announced that the Zune will retail for $249.99, $0.99 more than Apple’s fifth generation iPod video. I suspect that still represents a subsidy of the product, but probably only about $50 per device,” Carl Howe, principal analyst, blogs for Blackfriars’ Marketing.

Howe writes, “At that price, this interim product is going nowhere. It will sell to those people that love Microsoft products and few others. Microsoft even managed to alienate music lovers who already have bought a lot of Microsoft music, since the player won’t play protected Windows Media files other than those from the Zune store (that includes ones bought from stores like MSN!), and it will impose sharing restrictions on unprotected MP3 files that the user owns. With no compensating price advantage, this marketing plan provides little differentiation from iPods and many disadvantages. And without a massive deployment of these devices, the wireless sharing feature becomes moot… Zune 1.0 appears to be dead on arrival.”

Full article here.
Microsoft’s Zune is D.O.A. and, note to Microsoft, no amount of faux “Zune fan” websites is going to help.

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45 Comments

  1. If I started a business, got very lucky and made billions on a fluke, and then tried to stay on top by shamelessly copying smaller innovative companies, I couldn’t sleep at night. How can Steve Ballmer and Bill Gates live with themselves?

    Gates obviously has a problem with all of this thievery, in that, he is giving away millions to “help the children,” in a feeble and transparent attempt to hide his stinking ways behind a mask of charity. But in my mind, this is like Hitler feeding a stray cat. Gates is giving away what was never morally his in the first place. These people are crooks and intellectual parasites.

    The Zune will be a cobbed-up piece of crap, it will probably wirelessly transmit malware from player to player and then back to PC’s, Microsoft will stop supporting the thing after two years, and Apple will stay on top. OSX will kill Windows. OSX is the freight train, ipod is just a little icing on that cake. Zune is a pebble that Microsoft is tossing at the avalanche that is OSX.

  2. “who the hell is blackfriars communications? what would they know?”

    daveo

    if you make a couple of clicks on their web site you could answer your own questions.

    They appear to be a team of 2 tech analyst/consultants with 25 years of experience each. So individually, each has been working in the tech industry 10 more years than your total number birthdays.

  3. Of course the Zune is DOA. It’s the size of an iPod from 2001. What kid is gonna be happy unwrapping that brick this christmas? Especially when it’s the same price as an iPod. Any Zunes that accidently get bought are going to be exchanged for iPods before New Years.

    Soon the Zune will be another Origami. Remember the Origami? Neither does Microsoft.

  4. “yeah because the iPod sure has been lacking in features and usability. Need some o that good ol’e competition to light a fire under Apple to get them to come out with sumthin goood fer a change.”

    Good to see some reality in the conversation. Apple has been sitting on their arse not doing much in terms of features. Having Microsoft in the mix might spur them along.

  5. Rock on Dion!!

    Love the: “Zune is a pebble that Microsoft is tossing at the avalanche that is OSX”

    and: “OSX will kill Windows. OSX is the freight train, iPod is just a little icing on that cake”

    Oh yes, I like the look of the future…

  6. “Microsoft even managed to alienate music lovers who already have bought a lot of Microsoft music, since the player won’t play protected Windows Media files other than those from the Zune store (that includes ones bought from stores like MSN!)”

    what What WHAT??????

    M$ has complained that the iTunes and iPod are not compatible with the M$ Windows Media files. Now they kicked directly PlayForSure in the balls. PlayForSure is now DEAD.

    http://www.playsforsure.com/

    “Choose your music. Choose your device.
    Know it’s going to work.”

    “When your device and music service are compatible with each other, all you have to do is choose the music that’s compatible with you. Look for the PlaysForSure logo on a wide selection of devices and music stores.”

    Mafiasoft really is forth their name!

    Where is the MDN take on this one??????
    And where is the lawsuit from the angry customers?
    (Did someone accidentaly buy other than iPod???)

  7. Some product ideas for the Zune ecosystem:

    1. A faux Zune enclosure which houses an iPod nano. That way Microsofties can continue to use iPods at work and not get fired.

    2. A Zune body bag with a built in chunk of charcoal pre-soaked in starter fluid. When users find out that they can’t actually use the beast they bought the way they want, they can at least feel good about destroying it.

  8. giggle. Sick of Apple fanboys, so hanging out with them. That could be called Latent Apple-ality. Do you fins yourself thinking a lot about us? Does the iPod make you so angry, you just can’t get it off your mind? Then, it’s probably true– you’re a big Po. Po-d lover, that is.

    It’s ok. Just let it out. We’re all friends here.

  9. Can anyone tell me why the Zune has to be subsidized? The recent price break downs on the ipods shwo apple is making a profit between 20 to 40 % depending on who you talk to.

    SO just curious, is this because its not their design? Because Toshiba designed and manufactured this?

  10. No Cringely is not on to something…

    His equating music to TV doesn’t make sense. Zune is not about Google and ads. People have always bought music, as well as gotten it for free (radio). Same with TV recently (cable, versus over the air). People will pay for music. The proof is Apple’s iTunes success.

    People like Cringely also need to get off this old MSFT and 3x success idea. That has been the case exactly once — Windows 3 (well, 3.1 or 3.11, really). xBox doesn’t really count (at 2x)because it is a major money loser. IE won, but is not a profitable piece of software. What, besides Windows, has been a 3x’s the charm winner? Nothing. The entire company rests largely on the profits of Windows and Office (its success was incremental, based on individual apps beating the competition).

    You can pretend Zune is a smart short- or long-term move, but it is a disaster. The whole Zune versus PlaysForSure (hello MTV and URGE!) is a major f-up. MSFT says it will support both, but how are consumers or retailers going to figure this out? It’s like MSFT wants to make Apple even more successful.

    Microsoft is lost in the wilderness right now, trying to find any “next” hit beyond Windows and Office. So far, for all its efforts, it has just seen a failure. Just look at MSFT stock. Read its financials. Note that all the cool new stuff is standards-based, not MSFT proprietary (XML, Web services, ODF, etc.).

    Zune is a me-to attempt that has major implications for MSFT. Screwing your partners is never a good thing. Creating a product that relies on a feature — wireless — that won’t succeed for some time if ever is not clever.

    BTW, Carl at Blackfriars is a very smart guy with quite an industry background (not just an analyst). If daveo has anywhere near his experience and knowledge, I will be impressed.

  11. The way Steve Ballmer abuses its partners is no different than the manner in which your father beat the shit out of your momma and she kept coming back for more…

    It’s called codependency; an excessive emotional or psychological reliance on a partner, typically a partner who requires support due to an illness or addiction.

    I’d be surprised if Steve Ballmer doesn’t step down (fired) late in 2007.

    Microsoft cannot sustain these kinds of losses no matter how rich they think they are and more importantly the sting of ridicule and the embarrassing press that follows each product release chips away at Ballmer’s credibility.

    The cheese stands alone…

  12. Kreuzberg

    I don’t have a personal opinion on this matter. I was refering to actual declared finacial resources.

    Yes it is true that the sea is evaporating too but your backyard swiming pool regarless of size and design will not ocult the sea. Size matters and Microsoft has SIZE

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