Microsoft ‘Longhorn’ to be named ‘Windows Vista’

Today Microsoft Corp. announced that the official name of its next version of the Windows operating system, formerly code-named “Longhorn,” will be “Windows Vista.” The Windows Vista Beta 1, targeted at developers and IT professionals, will be available by August 3rd 2005.

Microsoft have slapped up a website for “Windows Vista” that claims it’ll be “arriving in 2006” along with promises such as, “Windows Vista. It enables a new level of confidence in your PC and in your ability to get the most out of it. It introduces clear ways to organize and use information the way you want to use it. It seamlessly connects you to information, people, and devices that help you get the most out of life.”

In other words, it’ll still be trying to do everything a Mac has already done for years. Moo (sorry, too ingrained).

Merriam-Webster Online defines “vista” in part as, “a distant view” and “an extensive mental view (as over a stretch of time or a series of events).” Constantly slipping delays and extensive stripping of features?

Why wait for so little?

Instead of waiting for Windows Fresca, uh, Vista, find out more about Apple’s Mac OS X Tiger, the world’s most advanced operating system, here.

Related MacDailyNews articles:
Apple to unleash Leopard on Microsoft’s Windows Longhorn; Mac OS X 10.5 due late 2006 – early 2007 – June 07, 2005
PC World names Apple’s Mac OS X Tiger ‘Best Operating System’ – June 01, 2005
Apple’s Mac OS X Tiger ‘is the most advanced operating system on the planet’ – May 31, 2005
TrustedReviews: After using Mac OS X Tiger ‘going back to Windows XP is something of a joke at best’ – May 18, 2005
The Butler Group: ‘Apple’s Mac OS X Tiger the best desktop operating system in the world to date’ – May 13, 2005
BBC News: Apple’s Mac OS X Tiger ‘the most stable and reliable OS, well ahead of Windows XP’ – May 10, 2005
Windows users show strong curiosity about Apple’s Mac OS X Tiger – May 09, 2005
Windows tech writer Thurrott: ‘In many ways, Mac OS X Tiger is simply better than Windows’ – May 07, 2005
EarthWeb: Apple’s Mac OS X Tiger is a ‘serious enterprise operating system, a pivotal release’ – May 06, 2005
BusinessWeek: ‘Tiger bolsters Mac OS X’s edge as the best personal-computer operating system’ – May 06, 2005
The Guardian: Mac OS X Tiger a powerful solution while Microsoft’s Longhorn remains on drawing board – May 06, 2005
Chicago Sun-Times: Mac OS X Tiger shows ‘there’s never been a more compelling time to switch to Mac’ – May 05, 2005
Dan Gillmor: ‘With Mac OS X Tiger, Apple is plainly in the lead today’ – May 05, 2005
Jupiter Research VP: Apple’s Mac OS X Tiger ‘runs rings around Microsoft Windows’ – May 04, 2005
The Independent: Apple’s ‘faster, smarter, simpler’ Mac OS X Tiger ‘a must-have’ – May 04, 2005
Mac OS X Tiger review for a Windows PC audience finds Tiger’s ‘far, far better than Windows XP’ – May 03, 2005
Boston Herald: Mac OS X Tiger should compel Windows PC users to think about switching to Apple Mac – May 02, 2005
Mac OS X Tiger will likely improve performance of your Macintosh – April 30, 2005
PC World review gives Apple’s Mac OS X Tiger 4.5 stars out of 5 – April 30, 2005
Ars Technica: Mac OS X Tiger ‘at least twice as significant as any single past update’ – April 28, 2005
BusinessWeek: ‘Tiger bolsters Mac OS X’s edge as the best personal-computer operating system around’ – April 28, 2005
Associated Press: Mac OS X Tiger ‘provides another excellent incentive to switch from Windows’ – April 28, 2005
Mossberg: Apple’s Tiger ‘the best, most advanced personal computer operating system on the market’ – April 28, 2005
InformationWeek columnist: Apple’s Mac OS X Tiger ‘a compelling upgrade’ – April 28, 2005
NY Times: Apple’s Mac OS X Tiger is the most secure, stable and satisfying OS on earth – April 28, 2005
Wired News: Apple’s Mac OS X Tiger ‘full of welcome surprises’ – April 27, 2005
Apple posts QuickTime movies of Mac OS X Tiger features in action – April 13, 2005

120 Comments

  1. The first salvo in the final war to end the computing wars has begun and Microsoft has fired off a round that will soon critically injure Apple.

    As the real IT world and web commerce world has known for quite some time, Vista will be the bold OS that finally ushers computing into a new era of security both in private computing and public computing. With each release, the Windows OS shows off its robust and powerful engine and now Vista will finally add the layer of security that will spell the death knell for the obscure and irrelevant Macintosh.

    Count the last days of your OS platform. The fully mature Windows OS Vista will be the Moses of computing experiences as Gates leads us to the promised land of full functionality in the 21st century.

    ©

  2. I can believe this:

    “VIDEO: Watch the name announcement for Windows Vista”

    They actually have a major event just to name the product.

    I prefer actual product to hype and the looooooooong view!

    MDN-MW: ‘rate’ as in since when does naming a project rate a press conferrence?

  3. Marketing realized that “Longhorn” vs. predator cats was a bad combo. And with as much bad press that existings on Longhorn, they don’t want people corrolating Vista with Longhorn. Smart by MS to change the name, even if it is a defensive move.

    My MDN word is Personal

  4. It should be renamed Windows Cliff, because after experiencing the frustration of using it, you’ll want to follow the other windoze sheep right off of a steep one.

  5. So MS decided to give it a name. Sigh. The only impact this breaking news will have is on this here site, where the immature and fantasyless plays on the word Vista will go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on until way past the point where even a 10-year old can’t giggle about the failed attempts at adolescent humor anymore.

  6. Many of us in the “real IT world” have known that the Longhorn project was only a ruse. Vista is going to be the most sophisticated and technologically advanced OS ever.

    The new features embedded in the OS will transform the way we interact with our PC’s. The problems and issues that plague modern operating systems like Apple’s OS X will be gone forever. No more viruses, ad-ware or browsers with security issues even junk mail will be a thing of the past. Soon you will have an OS that integrates all aspects of your digital-life into one amazing operating system…

    the soon to be released Vista is the future of computing…

    ©

  7. it’s been going on a mere 45 minutes. That’s well within adolesent-homor-inspired-derogaotry-moniker-establishing-vetting-process limits. If we go a week without agreeing on a defacto standard I’d agree with you. But give the process time to work itself out naturally.

  8. Vista?

    A more accurate name would have been ‘blister’

    ‘blis-ter’ (noun)
    1 : an elevation of the epidermis containing watery liquid
    2 : an enclosed raised spot (as in paint) resembling a blister
    3 : an agent that causes blistering
    4 : a disease of plants marked by large swollen patches on the leaves
    5 : any of various structures that bulge out (as a gunner’s compartment on a bomber)
    – blis·tery /-t(&-)rE/ adjective

    I’d prefer to call it ‘a puss-filled irritation to the skin’ myself…

  9. OMG I think that is the online chat vernacular for Oh My God!

    Watch the video – does it look like crap on a pc too?

    I know Apple is the master of techno-marketing, but why were all of the people cheering for this announcement; maybe it was taken out of context and I missed something, oh well…

    ®

  10. “Vista will be the bold OS that finally ushers computing…”

    “Finally”? I thought Windows was the pinnacle of computing all along? And people talk about the Jobs reality distortion field.

  11. Did it ever occur to you what a poor video presentation that was? I felt like I was watching a movie trailer from 1972! M$ is LAME – Bill Gates should be embarrassed! He has as much charisma as Steven Wright (you know, the comedian).

    Anyway, Vista should be called “Visa”, as in “I need to buy a Mac instead on my Visa.”

  12. Dashboard dictionary ( why can’t you copy from it?)

    vista-noun
    A pleasing view, esp. one seen through a long narrow opening.
    a mental view of a succession of remembered and anticipated events.

    ie. anticipated–keep waiting, waiting, waiting, waiti- wait, wa, wa , wa, wa.

  13. A week!! We should be so lucky.

    People haven’t even decided on the name of the effing company yet, let alone it’s ‘newest’ (ie 5 years old) product!!!

    It’ll never stop, I tells ya 😀

  14. Didn’t Sputnik used to be more clever? He used to be a troll we could rely on to push some real emotional buttons and fan the flames. I think he quit a while back, leaving only poseurs to uphold his hard-won reputation.

  15. Why doesn’t M$ just call it what it truly is. Windows XP SP3. Calling it a Vista Cruiser or whatever doesn’t change the fact that it’s simply going to be nothing more than XP SP3 in a fancy new box with a $200+ price tag.

  16. Vista? That’s the best hey could do? Not impressed.

    That video introducing the name was so lame and hokey. Besides, the video quality (wmv) was so awful, you can’t read the text. Who the hell were those 2 dorks on stage?

  17. I wasn’t able to get the video to play on my Dhell Machine at work – a Windows Media Player error message appears telling me of a “Catastrophic Failure” – no joke.

    Couldn’t have said it better myself!

    MDN – I like your take. Nice job. The couple in the picture does look like they have been abandoned and are looking in the far, far distance for the next MS OS to arrive.

    Peace.

  18. Oh my God…i thought they were going to call it Windows Visa, because you would need to activate it giving a Visa Card in order to get security updates, antivirus stuff, antispyware…….

    Well, hasta la vista Longhorn. Wait….”hasta la vista”??. “Hasta nunca”(Until never. Bad translation i know, but you get what i mean) is more appropriate

  19. “… “Windows Vista. It enables a new level of confidence in your PC and in your ability to get the most out of it.”

    I have all the confidence in that the code will be hacked within hours of its release. Hackers will indeed be able to get the most out of it.

  20. VISTA:

    A pleasing view – esp. from a long narrow opening.

    The above is the definition of a VISTA from the Dictionary in Tiger’s Dashboard.

    I’ll leave it up to you guys for the jokes!

  21. it’s as if MS marketing thinks that renaming their OS will make everyone forget that it has been overdue for quite some time and place some mindshare distance between “Longhorn” and “Vista”… but no matter what, both names imply a considerable distance between two points and the image (or idea) that the product is a loooong way off.

    mebbe we should call it… “LongView”?

    MDN Magic Word: first… as in

    “Whaddya know… Tempus didn’t get first post. Musta gotta life.”

  22. gotta love how engadget puts it:

    Hope you’re as pumped up about the name as these guys, because you’re going to be hearing the name “Windows Vista” A LOT over the next eight years or so.

    well done engadget, well done…

    MW ‘far’…the end of ’06 is still far off.

  23. So, over the horizon we can already see the Vista-Viruses, Vista-Worms and Vista-Spies preparing to do their work….

    Game-over already chaps.

    Oh, and Gatesy, remember to close the Windows and turn the lights out. Then stick to philanthropy and think what could have been.

  24. “BRINGING CLARITY TO YOUR WORLD”

    What an hilarious joke from the MS PR department that is. If there is anything anywhere that stands less for clarity and more for mud than Windows then I have yet to hear about it..

  25. Sitting in front of his Hasta la Vista Windows Pee Cee: click, click, cut and paste the following:

    “Many of us in the “real IT world” have known that the Longhorn project was only a ruse. Vista is going to be the most sophisticated and technologically advanced OS ever.

    The new features embedded in the OS will transform the way we interact with our PC’s. The problems and issues that plague modern operating systems like Apple’s OS X will be gone forever. No more viruses, ad-ware or browsers with security issues even junk mail will be a thing of the past. Soon you will have an OS that integrates all aspects of your digital-life into one amazing operating system…

    the soon to be released Vista is the future of computing…”

    Such sad life!!!!!

  26. It’s taken Microsoft over 4 years to get XP to the point that you don’t want to shoot your computer each and every day and now they want to start over again with Vista. No one I know will want to go through all of this bullshit again. Vista will sell on new computers only. There will be no line ups waiting to buy it when it comes out. 10% adoption in the first year is very optimistic.

  27. I wouldn’t laugh. There is an element of truth is Sputnik’s ramblings. One of the ‘features’ of Longhorn is to tie in everything via C# to the hardware DRM and achieve lock-in to a degree currently unknown. Thus all web sites will ultimately only be viewable on a Windows browser.

    About 15 years ago I saw MS described as an, ‘utterly ruthless company whose ambitions had no limits’. Gates aim is to destroy everything and everybody else and neither age nor any PR fluff about his charitable endeavours has changed anything.

    The Wintel lemmings will swallow anything Gates tells them and the corporate IT people who are afraid of learning anything new will hail it as the best OS ever, not noticing that if ever MS did produce anything half decent they would be out of a job.

    Tacitus

  28. There are more PC users in that arena watching them rename Windows than there are Mac users total.

    My advice. Keep you mouths shut, since Apple fans make up a tenth of a percent of the entire worlds population. You are all (together) nothing but (one big) turd in our crappers.

    Knowone on this planet gives a rats ass about any of your rants. The truth is when Vista is released, It’ll sell more than twice the copies in one month than that of crApple’s complete sales of OSuX has in 5 yrs.

    Its pathetic, OSuX is a vestige OS that will soon become nothing more than a poo stain in the underpants of Bill Gates, and every other Windows user out there.

    OSuX will be defiled and debauched by Windows next year.

    So (mw) while you are all getting your Apple Branded Enema’s, We’ll be using a technologically superior product that makes crApples OSuX look as useful as a helicopter in space.

    I must give applause to Steve though, He is the worlds best second act, and truly innovative in the “beguile, betray, bullshit, bunco, con, counterfeit, defraud, delude, double-cross, fake, fake out, feign, fool, humbug, illude, jive, juggle, lie, mislead, pretend, psyche out, put on, sham, shuck, simulate, take in, trick” Area’s.

    Moo Fockers, MOO

  29. no no no!

    its supposed to be Windows Visa .

    This will be the first version of windows that allows the profits from your purchase to be directly deposited into Bill’s Visa Debit account.. duh!

  30. vis·ta ( P ) Pronunciation Key (vst)
    n.

    A distant view or prospect, especially one seen through an opening, as between rows of buildings or trees.

    An avenue or other passage affording such a view.

    An awareness of a range of time, events, or subjects; a broad mental view: “the deep and sweeping vistas these pioneering critics opened up” (Arthur C. Danto).

  31. Jeff, For your little mind, maybe a “screen door on a submarine” is a better analogy.

    My career is secure. Windows and Linux have been, presently are, and will continue to be the De’Facto.

    (mw) help, as in you all need “help” getting the tube in your asses for your enema’s, Look no further than SJ.

  32. Hey, there’s a new troll. I would say welcome, but you’re such a pottymouth. Keep it clean, please. Besides, our other target were getting a bit tattered.

  33. hi, i’m new here i watched the video and i can’t believe that people applaud for this shit. ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”big surprise” style=”border:0;” />

  34. Oh i see the main reason to the name change operation:

    While a leopard can eat a longhorn alive, it cannot eat a vista…LOL

    Wonder what will be Steve’s jokes about the both systems in the next event….

  35. rorschach: Technically speaking, Apple couldnt “program” themselves out of a paper bag either. Usually you just “climb” out of one. So really, that a stupid statement. Now, a comment like “Apple couldnt program there way out of the market share hole they’re in” is a better analogy.

    It would take crApple 30 more years at their current (mw) sales rate to get to 2% market share.

  36. Don’t get all angry buddy. Why are you even on this site anyway? I’m sure you’re just in denial…that’s why you must be acting like this. Don’t worry, you’ll come around.

  37. “It would take crApple 30 more years at their current (mw) sales rate to get to 2% market share.”

    (yawn…) i think everyones waiting for better thought out, credible flame bait before they bite.

  38. Sputnik’s overblown rhetoric does suggest a modicum of intelligence, albeit misdirected. Perhaps he is merely playing Devil’s Advocate to incite vitriolic reactions? It is unfathomable that he could possibly present this puerile excrement as superior to OSX.

  39. i think i’m starting to see Sputnik’s point… and perhaps come around to his way of thinking….

    “That’s right Brother Sputnik! Spread the Truth! Preach! Preach!”

  40. Wow, Vista. Cool name – NOT!

    Micro$oft suck, and DitchWitch, you deserve to have Windows because your mouth is dirty.

    Peace, brothers. Long Live Apple®.

    mw: floor – OS X will wipe the floor with Vista, especially now we’re moving to Intel. No more hiding, the truth will out!

  41. “Hope you’re as pumped up about the name as these guys, because you’re going to be hearing the name “Windows Vista” A LOT over the next eight years or so.”

    ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”snake” style=”border:0;” />

  42. Sputnik only has a modicum of intelligence (or maybe he was being funny and no one caught it)…

    SPUTNIK: “The fully mature Windows OS Vista will be the Moses of computing experiences as Gates leads us to the promised land of full functionality in the 21st century.”

    Moses DID NOT led the Israelites into the Promised Land; he led them around the desert for 40 years! (And shouldn’t Gates be compared to Moses and not the OS?)

    mw: Finally, we have a name (for a product that won’t arrive for another 17 months)! I’m glad that bit of suspense is over.

  43. STILL sitting in front of his Hasta la Vista Windows SP 3 Pee Cee: click, click, cut and paste the following:

    “Many of us in the “real IT world” have known that the Longhorn project was only a ruse. Vista is going to be the most sophisticated and technologically advanced OS ever.

    The new features embedded in the OS will transform the way we interact with our PC’s. The problems and issues that plague modern operating systems like Apple’s OS X will be gone forever. No more viruses, ad-ware or browsers with security issues even junk mail will be a thing of the past. Soon you will have an OS that integrates all aspects of your digital-life into one amazing operating system…

    the soon to be released Vista is the future of computing…”

    Such a DICK!!!

  44. Does anyone here remember “V”, the cheesy 1980’s TV miniseries from the States? Boy could we have some fun with this. ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”smile” style=”border:0;” />

    So anyway… “Vista”. WTF?

    The Redmondites have clearly been spending way too much time looking at Mt. Rainier and daydreaming.

    Possibilities mean nothing unless you act. Why don’t they get back to work and fix what’s wrong with so much of their software?

    Vista, a “distant view” and “an extensive mental view”. How appropriate.

  45. How appropriate, Swindle LongYwan renamed “ Vista”! LongYawn will remain just that: a distance view!! Happy waiting to the Windows hoes like Sputnik, NoMacForYou, Sammy, Lisa, and last but not least, DickWitch!

  46. ditch witch you turd sniffer…no need to rain on anothers parade with your bullshit. Keep spending your days fixing whatever windows/linux problems there are. I’m sure you’re totally satisfied with your life – that’s why you’re here trying to get a reaction out of people who are actually happy with their computers.

  47. Who cares what they name it.

    When we will soon be able to run Windows, Linux, and OS X on a Macintel machine, consumers will be able to choose for themselves.

    And it won’t be that bloated, registry-filled crap called Windows.

  48. ‘Excellent’ quality of rant from DitchWitch.. setting the same standards as the software he champions.. Just sh*te, nothing more, nothing less. And it shows.

  49. Here’s a Top Twelve for ya…

    12. Vile Insufferably Shitty Technology Allowed
    11. Vaporware Is Stalled Till Announced
    10. Vulnerabilities In System Technology Anticipated
    09. Virus Installation So Truely Automatic
    08. Virtually Infinite System Trouble Acceptable
    07. Vanishing Intelligent System Thoroughly Acknowledged
    06. Virus Infested System, Toasted Again
    05. Valuable Incompetence Soon To Arrive
    04. VirusMagnet Is Standard Tech Answer
    03. Valid Innovation Seems Totally Abandoned
    02. Vocation Is Secured Thru Apathy

    And the number one Acronym is…

    – Virtually Infinite Speedily Thought Acronyms –

    Enjoy ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”wink” style=”border:0;” />

  50. From “macFanDave”‘s comment in MacWorld forum…

    The top five Windows problems:

    1) Viruses.
    2) Infections.
    3) Spyware.
    4) Trojans.
    5) Adware.

    What a perfect acronym for the latest from Redmond!

  51. And another thing: Mac OS X will never go away, cos even if Apple stops making money from Macs it will just license out its superior OS to other PC makers (who are jack of Windows and have been lobbying Apple to do just that)

    Magic word: growth

  52. Windows “Whatever” is a great platform for most people out there
    who work at a job that they can’t stand and hardly ever put forth a decent
    effort for since it isn’t expected of them. Microsoft employees are
    of course the programmers for the OS these types of people would
    write for themselves. Even when it appears that the end is near…they
    stick around until they don’t get paid. Then they just find another
    job that they might have better luck with. It happens.

    <@>|<@>

    CT =====]———— Shit definately grows

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.