By Lucas Tamborelli

[UPDATE: May 31, 9:01am PDT: This article was originally published on May 25, 2016 at 12:58pm EDT and has been updated as noted below.]

One major bonus with the Golden State Warriors’ pending early exit from the NBA Playoffs is that we won’t have to be subjected to a parade of Apple Inc. middle management sycophants saying “Go, Dubs!” during their WWDC presentations in order to ass-kiss Apple’s C-level Golden State fans.

 
[UPDATE: May 31, 9:01am PDT: The National Fixed Basketball League strikes again.!

(Curry must be promoted as the face of the NBA, so his team makes the finals no matter what – the refs will see to that. NBA fans make professional wrestling fans look like sophisticates who are firmly grounded in reality.)

So, lucky us, now we have to be subjected to yet another a parade of Apple Inc. middle management sycophants saying “Go, Dubs!” during their WWDC presentations in order to ass-kiss Apple’s C-level Golden State fans.]

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