See Steve Ballmer’s crazy dad dance moves, rocking out to Fergie

“On Wednesday, the former Microsoft CEO and current owner of the Los Angeles Clippers was spotted at the Clippers game rocking out to Fergie in true Ballmer fashion,” Arash Markazi reports for CNET.

“I mean, just look at him in Arash Markazi’s Vine clip above,” Markazi reports. “Ballmer appears to be having the time of his life, throwing his hands in the air and waving them like he just don’t care.”

Markazi reports, “I can’t tell if he just really likes Fergie’s music or if he just really likes everything in the world and is a big ball of pure excitement.”

(Click the Vine to turn on the sound.)

Full article here.

MacDailyNews Take: It’s just a matter of Fester being Fester.

Uncle FesterWe miss the big dumb lug so much, we jump at the chance to remark on Vines of his awful dancing (not to mention his horrid “la-la-la” tongue flapping “singing”) at NBA games.

Thanks to Ballmer T. Clown, Steve Jobs & Co. must have had many moments of sustained laughter. Oh, how much easier he made things for Apple! Jobs was playing grand master chess against a guy who wasn’t even capable of managing a draw at Tic Tac Toe.

A luckier dorm assignment has never and will never be made.

[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “artist” for the heads up.]


  1. Lay off the guy. He’s enjoying the new toy he bought (LA Clippers). And he doesn’t have to compete with Apple and watch his company circle the drain. Good for him!

  2. “I can’t tell if he just really likes Fergie’s music or if he just really likes everything in the world and is a big ball of pure excitement.”

    Or, if he is just – the sales guy.

  3. The odd thing is he is making more money now having left microsoft because MS stock has gone up.

    Like today MSFT went up almost 3%. That means he made over 300 million TODAY.

    He thinks: so someone got me on tape sticking my tongue out and acting like a fool. So what? I have 300 mil MORE today than I fid yesterday. What do you have?

    1. What do I have? Taste, dignity, culture, style, and talent – none of which Steve Ballmer possesses. In fact, massive wealth is about the ONLY thing that Ballmer T. Clown possesses that I do not. I’d love to have his wealth, but I would choose to be him to have it.

      The reality is that Ballmer’s one notable life accomplishment is that he got the luckiest dorm room assignment in the history of the world and didn’t screw it up.

  4. What’s with all his pathological and psychotic lifelong tongue action? Can you imagine some female actually mated and procreated with this slovenly specimen of questionable manhood? That’s one gene pool that needed to be drained permanently.

    1. That he found ANY female willing to copulate and pass his genetics on is a pure miracle. Female birds have better sense than to be attracted to a mating dance like that.

      1. Of course money too can be the ultimate aphrodisiac for many woman, overlooking hideous grotesqueries like Ballmer. The only explanation why hot babes can be found on the arms of fugly rich dudes who would normally never even make it to the baseball stadium, let alone first base. So there is hope for Mark Zuckerberg.

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