Amazon determined to continue its assault on Apple or something

“With many investors (including yours truly) ready to proclaim retail and technology giant Amazon as the No. 1 contender to Apple, this makes its upcoming earnings announcement on Tuesday all the more interesting,” Cameron Kaine writes for Seeking Alpha. “Just as in sports where rivalries tend to bring storylines of both teams inside the lines of play on the field – or ‘the story within the story,’ the same can be said for these two technology bellwethers.”

“For a company such as Amazon, which revolutionized the antiquated idea of big-box retail, survived the dot.com bubble and placed a capital ‘E’ in ecommerce, I continue to get the sense that it is not getting the respect that it deserves – and I would venture to say that Apple’s success has had a lot to do with this,” Kaine writes. “Last November the company launched an assault on Apple’s tablet reign with the unveiling of its Kindle Fire to rave reviews.”

MacDailyNews Take: Okay, we can get past someone writing “ecommerce” with a lower case “e” after saying that Amazon put the “capital ‘E'” in the word, but Kindle Fire was unveiled to “rave reviews?” Puleeze:
Tablet display shootout: Apple iPad ‘excellent,’ Amazon Kindle Fire ‘major flaws’ – December 20, 2011
‘Kindle Fire: The Missing Manual’ author to return Kindle Fire, keep his ‘years ahead’ Apple iPad 2 – December 15, 2011
Amazon’s tiny screen Kindle Fire’s big security problem – December 14, 2011
Lack of parental controls on Amazon’s tiny screen Kindle Fire lets kids charge up a storm – December 12, 2011
Disgruntled early adopters of Amazon’s tiny screen Kindle Fire have slew of complaints – December 12, 2011
Usability expert Jakob Nielsen tests Amazon’s tiny screen Kindle Fire: ‘A disappointingly poor user experience’ – December 5, 2011
Instapaper creator reviews Amazon’s tiny screen Kindle Fire: Bad game player, bad app platform, bad web browser, bad video player and bad Kindle – November 18, 2011
PCWorld reviews Amazon’s tiny-screen Kindle Fire: Flawed, unimpressive, subpar; can’t hold a candle to iPad – November 16, 2011
Mossberg reviews Amazon’s tiny-screen Kindle Fire: Frustrating, clunky, much less capable and versatile than iPad – November 16, 2011
Apple iPad 2 vs. Amazon Kindle Fire: Bootup, browsing, and Netflix streaming (with video) – November 16, 2011
Wired reviews Amazon’s tiny-screen Kindle Fire: Web browsing sucks, emotionally draining, makes reading a chore – November 14, 2011
NY Times’ Pogue reviews Amazon’s tiny-screen Kindle Fire: Sluggish, ornery, unpolished – November 14, 2011
The Verge reviews Amazon’s tiny-screen Kindle Fire: Uninspired, confusing, incredibly unoriginal – November 14, 2011
Engadget reviews Amazon’s tiny-screen Kindle Fire: Sluggish, clunky, too limiting and restricted – November 14, 2011

Just to make sure there’s no confusion whatsoever, these are what rave reviews look like, Cam:

PC Magazine reviews Apple iOS 5: The best phone and tablet OS, Editors’ Choice – October 15, 2011
The Guardian reviews Apple iPad 2: Ahead of the pack – March 25, 2011
The Telegraph reviews Apple iPad 2: Does everything better; now’s the perfect time to join the iPad club – March 25, 2011
Computerworld reviews Apple’s iPad 2: ‘The Holy Grail of computing’ – March 16, 2011
Ars Technica reviews Apple iPad 2: Big performance gains in a slimmer package
Associated Press reviews Apple iPad 2: Apple pulls further ahead – March 10, 2011
PC Mag reviews Apple iPad 2: The tablet to get; Editors’ Choice – March 10, 2011
Associated Press reviews Apple iPad 2: Apple pulls further ahead – March 10, 2011
Pogue reviews Apple iPad 2: Thinner, lighter, and faster transforms the experience – March 10, 2011
Baig reviews Apple iPad 2: Second to none – March 10, 2011

Kaine writes, “It was an instant success and was termed the ‘iPad killer’ – much to the dismay of Apple investors.”

Complete ridiculousness – Think Before You Click™here.

MacDailyNews Take: Elevating Amazon to the level of an equal with Apple is a joke. Apple could buy Amazon outright, with cash, and still have $15 billion left over. Apple’s market value is rapidly approaching 5 times that of Amazon’s. Five times. Amazon’s net income for calendar Q311 (they don’t report Q4 until tomorrow) was $63 million. Apple’s calendar Q311 net income was $6.62 billion. Apple made 105 times more than Amazon did last calendar Q3. Calendar Q4 will likely be a worse comparison for Amazon as Apple generated an astonishing net profit of $13.06 billion. Apple has reported that they have sold over 55 million iPads to date. Analysts estimate Kindle Fire units sold to date at 4-6 million. With Amazon never reporting Kindle Fire unit sales or – perhaps even more tellingly – the number of Kindle Fire returns, there’s no way anyone could call them Apple’s “No. 1 contender” with a straight face.

45 Comments

    1. I. too, have just barely stopped laughing from the “. . . rave reviews” citation. Find us just one, Mr. Kaine, OK?! I have personally talked half a dozen people out of buying this low-end wannabe, one of whom had already received his and was just waiting for someone to suggest that he send it back. An iPad2 “refub” filled the bill for him, functionally AND economically.

  1. Good call, MDN. I bet even Amazon wouldn’t call the Kindle fire an “assault” on Apple.

    It seems like more of an assault on Android. Since, as I understand – I haven’t seen one, you can’t tell it’s Android.

    1. Exactly.
      Kindle is carpet-bombing every Android tablet OEM which doesn’t have a retail operation to subsidize a break-even hardware device (Kindle/Nook), using a loss-leader service (Amazon Prime), selling merchandise at razor thin margins.

  2. I truly wonder sometimes the logic of some of these “so-called” writers. How can one compare Amazon, a company that is not on the same financial level with Apple and call themselves a serious writer? Please guys, use common sense before you put pen to paper or fingers to keyboard.

    1. Makes it even more impressive, doesn’t it, that Apple’s not even competing in the same market and still kicking Amazon’s arse in it?

      Lordy, I hope no one’s depending on you for survival!

  3. It’s really depressing to see again and again that these clueless tech bloggers will write absolutely anything without the sligtest regard for facts. For that matter, so will the New York Times when they’re in the mood. Their recent hit piece on Apple’s overseas factories is a perfect example. Very depressing.

    1. Yeah, it’s all about running whatever crap they have so they have something to get hits. It’s sad really. Having nothing to say doesn’t stop these guys.

      But just reading that one sentence told me this writer wasn’t worth reading: “Amazon … revolutionized the antiquated idea of big-box retail”?

      Uh, no Cameron. Amazon didn’t “revolutionize big box retail”. They made it obsolete and replaced it. That’s like saying Henry Ford “revolutionized” horse-drawn carriages.

      ——RM

  4. I work at Best Buy. And there is something that they do get right. The Kindle Fire is actually, according to Best Buy computers, an e-reader; not a tablet. Suck it Amazon.

    1. But compared to the other, much cheaper Kindle models, doesn’t the Fire actually suck ass as an e-reader?

      If Best Buy computers have a category for toys, it should probably go under that.

  5. Looked at a earlier article from Seeking Alpha discussing why to buy Google and not Apple. According to them Apple has reached it’s peak and has new management.

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