Dvorak sees nothing revolutionary in Apple’s ‘dull’ WWDC event

“Apples [sic] says the new OS will offer 250 new features, including new multi-touch features, tap to zoom, and something called Mission Control, which is some sort of organizational system,” John C. Dvorak writes for PC Magazine. “It mainly consists of a lot of tweaks, putting more and more iPhone features on the desktop. Generally speaking, these features are not needed on a mouse-centric desktop OS. For some reason, there also seems to be some ‘golly-gee-whiz we can do full screen!’ One interesting moment was the announcement that the new mail client has Boolean Search. Wow. For this, Apple got applause.”

“Mac App store: No real news, but the company thinks most software for the Mac will be sold via the App Store,” Dvorak writes. “Each minor comment was greeted with ridiculous applause. What’s interesting here is that all future upgrades of the OS will only be delivered via the App Store. No more CDs coming from Apple. You can be certain that Microsoft will consider this in the future… Versions: This is the ability to go back to prior versions of documents. (Yawn)”

Dvorak writes, “Finally, after one hour and 20 minutes Steve Jobs comes back out to discuss the iCloud. He spent his time moaning about how all his devices are driving people crazy, because they cannot sync anything. Jobs then described a pretty generic description of cloud computing, saying that MobileMe is now a cloud app, although it seemed to be a cloud idea before. I’m not sure what is so new about any of this.”

“Apple also added an interesting feature called iTunes Match for $24.99. It will literally match your collection of non-iTunes music to the music in the cloud, and you can sync that on your devices for the flat yearly fee. The limit is 20,000 ripped songs,” Dvorak writes. “That was basically it. I suppose others will manage to deconstruct all this and say that something revolutionary was announced. Please, tell me what it was.”

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MacDailyNews Take: Besides having an abnormal sensitivity to applause (or is it just applause for Apple?), the gasbag has now become so bloated that he cannot see anything as he drifts around at such a high altitude.

The Macintosh uses an experimental pointing device called a “mouse.” There is no evidence that people want to use these things. I don’t want one of these new fangled devices. – John C. Dvorak, 1984

[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “rhyde” for the heads up.]

75 Comments

  1. I was disappointed with the announcements only because it was not what I was looking for. But really, John, it is the impact all this has in a year from now that is revolutionary.

    1. The main point that with all the quantity of features that Apple offered with OS X 10.7, iOS 5 and iCloud turns in to the quality that makes an actual revolution of user experience, with some key concepts of working with computer going away forever on system-wide, wall-to-wall level

      Yet I dot not remember Jobs or anyone on the stage pushing the word “revolutionary”.

    2. MDN is equally at fault for these dipshits maintaining their voice as irrelevant as they may be. Dvorak is a stooge. He was a stooge decades ago…and he’ll still be a stooge in the future. Once a Windows shill…always a Windows shill.

    1. OH so good.
      ” Dvorak writes. “Each minor comment was greeted with ridiculous applause. ” The man sees the demise of his beloved Microsoft and just cannot stand the thought.

      Just a thought,
      en

    1. I still think we should all tell him, “The cloud doesn’t go out once in awhile, that’s your POS Windoze box, you idiot. If you don’t realize the foundation they have assembled, you moron, then you have no business reporting on Apple, you ignorant turd. I actually had held out hope for you, but it seems that you just wish to dangle from the end of the proverbial rope, with your feet twitching, you jackass.”
      Just sayin’…

  2. Hey don’t diss Aspergers! Those are NOT the symptoms! protests an Aspie.
    I’m going thru the keynote and amazed at all the outstanding features. Major positive changes. Will raise the computing experience to a whole new productive aesthetic pleasurable level. Lots to learn and absorb, very chock-full keynote!

  3. I just find it interesting that Dvorak has been reporting on the industry for so many years.

    I mean really he is entertaining, kinda like the Jerry Springer show of the industry. Yeah its a lot of hot air and goofy ramblings but that is what makes it so much fun!

  4. Having not seen the use of the mouse he now seems not to be able to see beyond it. All those years and yet no change in Dvorak’s capacity to think let alone think different clearly..

  5. iCloud is a big yawn. I’ll keep using Dropbox ahead of iCloud because I want my data in a form that I can use cross-platform not just on Apple gear. Similarly I’ll keep using Gmail’s IMAP because of the importance for me to keep my data in a cross-platform format. I got burned once with the difficulty of extracting my data from MS Outlook, and now, as far as possible, keep it in a platform-neutral so I can move if I have to. I might use iCloud for syncing calendars and addressbooks and things like that, but not for everything.

    1. You probably knew this already, but Apple’s email is just IMAP mail. Its viewable from any web browser as well as any standard mail client on any platform.

      Dropbox users will have to wait and see if the simplicity and transparency of the implementation makes it worth while. My guess is that you may use DropBox, but far less often since iCloud will just be better integrated into your iOS and Mac OS devices.

  6. Is this guy for real?

    Maybe he’s too busy teabagging Steve Ballmer’s nuts that he can’t see Apple’s revolutionary keynote even if he were slapped on the face with it like a wet trout.

  7. “Generally speaking, these features are not needed on a mouse-centric desktop OS.”

    Apparently Dvorak hasn’t heard that the desktop tower is dead. Presently 75% of Mac sales are laptops. Who wants to deal with a mouse on a laptop?

    1. He got that figure cause SJ used that number during the keynote. He used it as an example… It costs you $200/year to host that 20k song library on amazon. But that same library would cost you $25 from apple.

      There’s no limit, dumbass just used that number as the limit. Again, showing he’s irrelevant.

  8. Dvorak needs to be “Poped” he’s been stuck on himself for so many years I can’t believe people still listen to him let alone have him on their podcasts. And for all of you out there that don’t like Apple, stop using their products and stop wasting everyones time with you feedback…

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