HP bastardizes Lou Reed song in commercial featuring bastardized iPad (with video)

“It seems but a year ago that famed right-wing singer Stephen Colbert launched the iPad at the Grammys,” Chris Matyszczyk reports for CNET. “Principally because it was.”

“So at [last night’s] Grammys, it was HP’s turn to touch the nation’s hearts, with its TouchPad,” Matyszczyk reports. “And some may decide that HP’s musical contribution was created by someone very touched indeed.”

Read more in the full article here.

MacDailyNews Take: HP. Makin’ schlock on the downside.™

[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “Dow C.” for the heads up.]

42 Comments

  1. First of all, anyone who thinks that Colbert is actually a right-winger is deluded. He parodies a far right stance to show how ridiculous that extreme is, just as others parody/crucify the far left.

    Second of all, even the HP lyrics can’t destroy that Lou Reed music. It flows like melted chocolate despite “everybody frag.”

  2. HP could not have innovated itself out of a paperbag since the last century. I mean what has HP done that’s struck you as memorable these last 10 years apart from suckling at Microsoft’s teats. I could if I wanted to make that Apotheker bastard kneel before me and fondle my favorite left testicle so enthralled is he with the server software that Microsoft puts out to support his business division. Let’s face it without Microsoft HP would be peddling cheap ass printers by the pavement in Times Square, that’s how pathetic their product development stream is.

    Now they’re talking about putting webOS in their line of PCs? Don’t make me laugh. All I need do to stop this nonsensical idea is summon that Apotheker bastard to the throne room in Redmond and read the riot act out to him. That’ll stop any funny ideas in his head.

  3. HP will be the leading tablet maker within 3 years, though they’ll likely accomplish that earlier with more choices, better pricing and broader implementation in the market. Apple’s days are numbered on this front. Let’s hope they shift to TV or something else to remain relevant.

  4. Hey! But it looks like a great spot for Apple iPad and brothers until the end. I bet that 9 out of 10 that watched it, thought that was an Apple commercial…!! It’s just the logo at the end that doesn’t match!! Big communication mistake for HP! Huge!

  5. The concept itself isn’t bad, neither are the images. But something went horribly wrong with the execution. I think it was that fake Lou Reed voice and the strained lyrics. At least Honda had the good sense to pay Lou to close the deal by actually being in the commercial. Of course, few today would recognize Reed, which begs the question: Why use that song?

    1. This song–Lou Reed was shocked when it became popular–is about transvestites going to the big city to become prostitutes. They are cheap and cheesy, but people pay a lot for their output.

      Sounds about right.

  6. HP will beat Apple to the punch on the nano phone and Apple is running scared. Apple’s days of being first on everything is over. Toast. Unlike Microsoft, no one is saying they’ll fall off the map and I like Apple. But their decade is up and it’s going to be a fight to remain innovative.

  7. “Right-wing singer”? What’s the connection to the topic? Nothing!! I guess this “Left-wing writer” can’t see the sun because his head’s in a place that precludes him from seeing it. This just proves that journalism is a lost art. Do they pay this guy? With so many people out of work why should they??

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