MacDailyNews Take: Holy crap. Some other things that Apple has announced at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts over the years include: multiple versions of iTunes, the debut of movies in iTunes Store, and multiple generations of iPod shuffle, iPods, iPod touches, and iPod nanos. Using Enderlean logic, Apple wasn’t sure of iPod and iTunes and therefore chose Yerba Buena in order to distance themselves from the products. Our Great Aunt Edith could provide better tech analysis and she died in 1978.
Enderle continues, “In terms of secrecy, this is the Bizarro of Apple launches, making me wonder if there is a Steve Jobs clone running Apple and whether instead of being a copy, he’s a mirror image. I’ll guess we’ll know when he presents the product wearing white.”
Full conglomeration of total and painful idiocy – Think Before You Click™ – here.
We need idiots like Rob to make life fun as Mac users.
This guy has become the town fool of the tech industry. I don’t know why people even pay attention to what this tool has to say.
What a twat!
Whoa…..wow. Really Rob? Perhaps there is more seating that Yerba than on the Apple Campus?
I am still amazed that this guy makes a living “writing” this crap.
@ericdano,
my thinking exactly. The crowds will be huge, and perhaps, SJ does not want that many busy bodies sneaking around at HQ.
With the sorry state of health care in the US, poor Rob can’t afford his meds anymore.
I have chosen to use an alias in this post as I am not quite sure of it’s quality and may choose to distance myself from it in in the future.
One thing to admire about Rob Enderle: He has personally slept with every member of the Enderle Group. EVERY ONE! Gawd, but is that sexy or what?**
**The Enderle Group = Rob and his wife. That’s it. That’s all, folks. There are rumors about a dog or cat, but . . . .
I heard Mrs.Enderle stays at the local Motel 6, to distance herself from the failure which is her husband.
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Carlin:
“Think about how stupid the average person is, and then remember that half the people out there are even stupider than that…”
“Rob Enderle: One idiot to rule them all.”
His name begins with ‘O’ and ends with ‘a’.
O’Hara????
” “In terms of secrecy, this is the Bizarro of Apple launches…”
Yes, the iPhone was launched with complete transparency. Apple has never had a problem with leakers and has never tried to shut down rumor sites.
I’d be more suspicious if Apple HADN’T booked Yerba Buena; that’s where they’ve done big announcements since Jobs’ return in order to access the biggest amount of media. Booking the YBC shows this is big…if Apple hadn’t pulled out of the Macworld Expo this would have been Jobs’ “oh, one more thing” at the Keynote…
I do wonder at times if he is zune tang his idiocy really can’t be for real can it?
And once again, ron proves there’s more than one idiot.
Noooooooooooo! Not the dreaded O’Hara!
Hear, hear, justme2! My thoughts exactly!
BWAHAHAHA – “C3po” and “balanced” have brilliant takes. This is why I read MDN!
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Ballmer begins with a “B” and ends with an “r” folks – get your idiots in order please.
And stop mixing subjects. This is technology class. Politics classes are down the hall and around the corner.
why you let the bad man touch us mdn?
Wow. Enderle has really cut loose on this one. A full blown, tin-foil hat lunatic sort of envy.
And you FauxNews followers, this is a Mac venue; please keep your mythological political obsessions to yourselves.
“Politics classes are down the hall and around the corner.”
I thought they were in the next building over…?
Rob is actually pretty smart. He knows what his gravy train is, and that’s being the one moron that isn’t afraid to make up the stupidest and most outlandish things in order to gain attention and hits. And we play right into it, by clicking on the links, getting all agitated, and therefore helping him perpetuate his hit-whoring empire. Meh, at least it’s entertaining…
Rob Enderle: The Idiot out There
ron: The Idiot in Here
I think the venue suggests how big an announcement it is. It’s a larger venue than Cupertino.