“Desperate Lena Bryce, 30, downloaded on her mobile a fertility application which works out when a woman is most fertile,” Love reports. “She had been losing hope of ever having kids after she and partner Dudley, 31, tried in vain for four years.”
“But just two months after she began using the app she fell pregnant,” Love reports. “Last Friday she gave birth to 6lb 12ozs daughter Lola at Glasgow’s Southern General Hospital – on the exact date the programme predicted.”
“Lena said, ‘I was in shock when it came up positive. Dudley and I were screaming at each other down the phone. It was amazing when we went for our first scan. We cried like babies. ‘Hopefully we’ll use the app again,'” Love reports. “Dr Heather Bromberg, co-founder of FertilityFriend.com, which supplies the app, said: ‘I’m delighted.'”
Full article, with baby pictures, here.
MacDailyNews Take: Congratulations to the happy parents!
MacDailyNews Note: More info about the app they used via Apple’s iTunes App Store: Free Menstrual Calendar
Behind all this lies Apple’s fertile imagination.
Pregnancy. There’s an App for that.
She will grow up in a better world than many of us did in the 90’s.
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“But just two months after she began using the app she fell pregnant,” Love reports.”
She FELL PREGNANT? Yep. Two like peoples separated by a common language.
I wondered if she used the iPhone Home Pregnancy Test app.
I wonder if she’ll use the HomeBirth app like these women?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_birth
Warning: Pictures may offend (or arouse, ya sick bastards).
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@Randian
“She FELL PREGNANT?
Why not? Didn’t you fall asleep last night?! : )
Better yet, don’t shut out your mind to the possible uses of the word “fell”, see http://www.dictionary.com and broaden your horizons…
“Yep. Two like peoples separated by a common language.”
Yeah, we all know Americans ain’t the ones to dis the Englsih language! Word!! Your Da’Bomb!!
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I’m confiscating my daughter’s iPhone.
The pleasant surprise here is that the iPhone got a guy named Dudley laid!
Ballmer is fuming – he thought it was the Zune that did the squirting…
The Roman Catholic church can perfectly tell how to become pregnant. They’ve been doing that without an app for many years.
Fertility awareness
@ Buster..
ROFL too funny
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@ Pope “The Roman Catholic church can perfectly tell how to become pregnant. They’ve been doing that without an app for many years.”
Maybe they should work on “How to tell when the priest is going to sodomize the alter boys.” They would do the world more good with that research. Sick bastards.
A guy with a name like Dudley – firing blanks? — Naah.
I like the companion app for “Menstrual Calendar” – iBitch. It lets me know when I should avoid my girlfriend based upon the time of the month.
What it the App called for not getting anybody pregnant?
And the amazing thing is, poor Dudley had had a vasectomy… What a phone!
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@Paco
I think its called iContraception
@ Cubert,
Here’s a real iBitch.
http://www.arkhamfilms.com/ibitch.html
For a second there I thought that she gave birth to an iPhone.
That is one call that I’ll let go to voice mail.
@JD…thanks
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@Paco….its called iMissed
iKid
Apple are very good at predicting where the puck will be. This is only one letter different.
@ Paco,
“What it the App called for not getting anybody pregnant?”
That’s not an App, it’s a Trojan.
@ Paco “What it the App called for not getting anybody pregnant?”
Calendar does that as standard. Just run the application and get her to hold the iPhone between her knees.