IT consultant: Using Apple’s OS X Server, allowing end users to use Macs in enterprise is ridiculous

“Here’s a great idea to put to your CIO: Why not run the company using a server operating system made by Mattel? It’s the company behind Barbie and Hot Wheels (not to mention Tumblin’ Monkeys), so it certainly knows a thing or two about toys. Maybe its designers have enough time to put together an enterprise OS,” Paul Rubens opines for ServerWatch.

“Yeah, right,” Rubens writes. “The idea is plain ridiculous, but is it any more ridiculous than using Apple’s OS X Server or letting end users work on Macs in the enterprise?”

“Because the truth is, Apple is not really a computer company. It makes toys. It used to be a computer company called Apple Computer, but it dropped the “Computer” bit from its name in January 2007 as a tacit admission that it was now a consumer gadget maker, not to mention an online music retailer. Following the introduction of the iPhone and iPod Touch, two very pretty ‘boy’s toys,’ the company’s latest caper is the launch of its App Store,” Rubens writes.

Rubens explains, “The top-selling applications as I write are Band, Crash Bandicoot and Super Monkey Ball, which sounds uncomfortably similar — in name at least — to the aforementioned and very wonderful Tumblin’ Monkeys.”

“So why shouldn’t enterprises take Apple seriously? Here’s the problem: It can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. Microsoft is huge, and it is quite capable of doing more than one thing at a time,” Rubens explains. “During the past two years, it worked on Vista, Windows Server 2008, the Hyper-V virtualization system and the Zune — all at the very same time.”

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MacDailyNews Take: Besides being a hit-whore of the worst variety, this ignoramus is an amalgam of just about every anti-Apple, know-nothing, world-has-passed-him-by, should’ve-retired-long-ago IT doofus in the world today.

Apple’s current Mac OS X Server v10.5 is built on a fully compliant UNIX foundation. This battle-tested core provides stability, performance, and security for the enterprise. And full UNIX conformance ensures compatibility with existing server and application software. Apple’s extremely cost-effective Mac OS X Server is actually the ideal platform for deploying enterprise applications and services, Paul.

Apple’s Xserve features a fast 1600MHz system bus and 800MHz memory, resulting in higher memory bandwidth. Xserve provides up to 8-core processing power, 3TB of internal storage, and 32GB of 800MHz memory. Find out more about Apple’s Xserve here. There’s nothing toylike about it.

For business-critical server deployments, Apple’s upcoming Mac OS X Snow Leopard Server will soon add read and write support for the high-performance, 128-bit ZFS file system, which includes advanced features such as storage pooling, data redundancy, automatic error correction, dynamic volume expansion, and snapshots. Don’t hold your breath waiting for Microsoft to offer a comparable file system, Paul. On second thought, do.

Contact: Jupitermedia, publisher of ServerWatch via: http://feedback.jupiterweb.com/weblog.html

We’ll leave the Nurse Nancy jokes for you, dear readers.

164 Comments

  1. They’re quoting a nube, who thinks he’s an IT guy?

    Apple was making computers suitable for a middle-manager’s home office before IBM did, and has been writing operating systems longer than icrosoft has.

  2. And it’s funny that MS worked on all of those at the same time, and they’re all horrible. Maybe not _all_ of them (Windows Server 2008 isn’t 100% dog), but most of them. So… what was that point again?!

  3. So Apple is a toy maker, eh? How does Mr ‘expert’ explain Windows’s obsession with cornering that vital computer game market then? Does Photoshop qualify too? What about MS Paint? Hell, there’s even Minesweeper and Solitaire! (And on a Windows ME computer I used to have, some pinball wizard game)…

    And by the tone of the article, he probably wants hoards of angry emails to not only inflate his ego, but provide more clueless ranting material about Apple users being cultists and the like.

    At the end of the day, it’s his loss. If he wants to live in hell, let him be. ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”wink” style=”border:0;” />

  4. “Apple Computer … dropped the ‘Computer’ bit from its name in January 2007 as a tacit admission that it was now a consumer gadget maker.”

    As opposed to Microsoft Computer Corporation?

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