Web Crash 2007: Officials confirm all online data lost

Officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart, according to America’s Finest News Source:

Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash

If you’re reading this, the Internet is back online.

25 Comments

  1. It’s a sad day for us all when even that record of truth, The Onion, shows shoddy and clearly biased reporting.

    We all know that 37 windows open won’t crash the Internet – it can take at least 53!

    There is only one culprit, and we all know it. The so-called iPhone is obviously to blame. It is also responsible for many other global catastrophes – war, floods, pestilence and the death of Princess Diana to name just two.

    The sooner the so-called media accepts Apple as the root of all evil, the sooner we can all sleep peacefully in our so-called beds!

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