Officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart, according to America’s Finest News Source:
Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
If you’re reading this, the Internet is back online.
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And it’s not even April 1st. Sigh.
Ha Ha, very funny.
Did no one else bother to learn that this is from the Onion? On the plus side, it looks like the guy profiled had a iMac g3 or a g4 eMac.
I actually took it seriously from reading the headline :o(
Yeah yeah, they can’t even word it right..
I love the onion…
Luv. it.
Good joke. I like jokes.
I like small bits of Red Onions in my chili…
does that make me a communist?
I stopped reading the onion, but once in a while they really hit one out of the park. This is more like something Jon Stewart or Steven Colbert would report. Nice.
so well done!! that’s fscking histerical!
Umm…sorrry everybody. I umm was just using an iPhone.
Peace.
It’s a sad day for us all when even that record of truth, The Onion, shows shoddy and clearly biased reporting.
We all know that 37 windows open won’t crash the Internet – it can take at least 53!
There is only one culprit, and we all know it. The so-called iPhone is obviously to blame. It is also responsible for many other global catastrophes – war, floods, pestilence and the death of Princess Diana to name just two.
The sooner the so-called media accepts Apple as the root of all evil, the sooner we can all sleep peacefully in our so-called beds!
They didn’t show the story of one man’s heroic efforts to rebuild his Flickr account?
I bet I know what really caused it. It was one of our fine senators, whose secretary was trying to download the internet through a series of pipes.
They made no serious attempt to hide its source. I fully expected it to be from The Daily Show or The Colbert Report when the announcer showed up, and wondered what, if any, the supposed Mac Connection was – then I caught it. The big X … is there a way to reverse the “colors” on that … when the OS was mentioned.
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Actually, the computer in the photograph looks like one of the Dell rip-offs they came out with when the candy colored iMacs first hit the street.
A shortage of vintage clothing too?! I can’t take it!!
Isn’t that an Apple eMac?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMac
Sadly, this is the actial excuse given to me by my cable provider at times when they go down.
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This is a bogus report. Everyone knows that long before you get that many applications running on Windows, it slows to a crawl and then crashes. It’s impossible to overload the net with one Windows machine.
The comment about the economy of Nigeria collapsing made me smile.
This story is meant to poke fun at common misconceptions about the Internet. Just enjoy the creative artistry that went into making this video…. And then move on to the next ‘real’ news story.
Now, THAT was hilarious!!
“The comment about the economy of Nigeria collapsing made me smile.”
Yeah, because we all know about the spam everyone receives about people in Nigeria needing to get money out of their bank accounts and give it to you!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance_fee_fraud
Watch it again and read the ticker – hilarious as well!
I beileived it until they said it was all one persons fault.