NY Times’ Pogue reviews Microsoft’s Windows Vista: ‘Looks, Locks, Lacks’

“After five years of starts, stops, executive shuffling, feature rethinks and delays, Windows Vista is finally complete. It’s available to corporations already, and starting Jan. 30, it’s what you’ll get on any new PC,” David Pogue reports for The New York Times.

“So after five years, how is Windows Vista? Microsoft’s description, which you’ll soon be seeing in millions of dollars’ worth of advertising, is ‘Clear, Confident, Connected,'” Pogue reports. “But a more truthful motto would be ‘Looks, Locks, Lacks.'”

“Windows Vista is beautiful. Microsoft has never taken elegance so seriously before. Discreet eye candy is partly responsible. Windows and menus cast subtle shadows. A new typeface gives the whole affair a fresh, modern feeling. Subtle animations liven up the proceedings,” Pogue reports. “If the description so far makes Vista sound a lot like the Macintosh, well, you’re right. You get the feeling that Microsoft’s managers put Mac OS X on an easel and told the programmers, ‘Copy that.'”

“Now, before the hate-mail tsunami begins, it’s important to note that Apple has itself borrowed feature ideas on occasion, even from Windows. But never this broadly, boldly or blatantly. There must be enough steam coming out of Apple executives’ ears to power the Polar Express,” Pogue reports. “Even so, brazen as it was, the heist was largely successful. Vista is infinitely more pleasant to use than its predecessors. There’s more logic to its folder structure and naming scheme. Things are easier to find. Fewer steps are required to perform common tasks, especially when it comes to networking.”

“Various Microsoft divisions split up the duties of writing the 50 million lines of Vista code, and they didn’t always share the same vision. The most visible areas received the most attention, but many darker, less visited corners weren’t visited by the Microsoft Makeover fairy at all,” Pogue reports.

Pogue reports, “As a result, Vista has something of a multiple-personality disorder. Links for common tasks sometimes appear at the left side of a window, sometimes the right and sometimes across the top. In wizards (step-by-step “interview” screens), the Back button is sometimes at the lower-left corner of the dialog box, sometimes at the upper-left. Microsoft has hidden the traditional menu bar in some programs (you can summon it by tapping the Alt key), but not in others.”

“Here and there, you’ll find some jaw-dropping misfires, too. For example, Photo Gallery can play slide shows — but if you want music too, Microsoft cheerfully suggests that you first switch into another program and start some music playing there,” Pogue reports. “And then there’s that Sidebar, the floating layer of mini-programs. If you close one of the gadgets, you lose its contents forever: your notes in the Post-it Notes gadget, your stock portfolio in the Stocks gadget, and so on. You couldn’t save them if you wanted to. How could Microsoft have missed that one?”

“Vista requires a fairly modern PC,” Pogue reports. “According to a SoftChoice survey, in fact, only 6 percent of existing corporate PCs have enough muscle to run all of Vista’s goodies.”

In the end, Pogue writes, “it doesn’t matter what you (or tech reviewers) think of Windows Vista; sooner or later, it’s what most people will have on their PCs, [so] it’s fortunate that Vista is better looking, better designed and better insulated against the annoyances of the Internet.”

Much more in the full article plus a very funny video of Pogue reviewing Vista and how closely it copies Apple’s Mac OS X here.

MacDailyNews Take: We know why IT people will blindly upgrade to Vista (comfort, job security, etc.). But, if normal people have to buy a new PC to access Microsoft’s upside-down and backwards copies of some of Apple’s pre-Leopard Mac OS X features, why – besides ignorance – would anyone buy an OS-limited PC, when they can get an Apple Mac instead and run everything? Run basically all of the software in the world on a real Mac or run a subset of the world’s software (and often not the best-in-class) on a fake Mac? That’s not a difficult decision. For this reason alone, Apple Mac stands to gain users. Spread the word.

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29 Comments

  1. Hmm… I honestly don’t think I would expect anything less than a poor review from Pogue. It’s cute when he gushes over the Mac OS that I enjoy using, but whenever he talks about anything Windows-related (even if it happens to be a decent product), then I am reminded that I can’t really take him too seriously.

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