Everything’s ‘super’ at Microsoft

“The Microsoft Xbox 360 unveiled Thursday night on MTV isn’t just a video game console. It’s version 2.0 in Bill Gates’ plan to take over your living room,” Dean Takahashi reports for Mercury News. “Beyond being a killer machine for gamers, the Xbox 360 makes good on the company’s original plan in 2001 to unleash a ‘Trojan horse.’ That is, consumers buy the console as a game box, but they use it for all sorts of digital entertainment. The Xbox 360 goes on sale in the fall but Microsoft has not revealed its price. ‘We are No. 1 out of the box with this next generation,’ said Microsoft Chief Executive Steve Ballmer in an interview with the Mercury News on Thursday. ‘That’s always an advantage. We’ve got a super product. We’ve got super momentum.'”

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MacDailyNews Take: Redmond’s Tweedle Dee* and Tweedle Dum* both need a “superectomy.” And they can take over our living rooms on the first business day after never.

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* Well, they’re living in a happy harmony
Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee
They’re one day older and a dollar short
They got a parade permit and a police escort
They’re lying low and they’re making hay
They seem determined to go all the way
They run a brick and tile company
Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee…

Tweedle Dee is a low-down sorry old man.
Tweedle Dum, he’ll stab you where you stand.
Bob Dylan

23 Comments

  1. I won’t be buying one for a start.

    Whats the point – you will soon now get virus’s on your games console – courtesy of Microsoft!

    I WILL buy a PS3 though!!

  2. God BillyG is a ****ing goober, just a vocabulary that isn’t used by an 8 year old.

    and I won’t be buying an xFlop360. I don’t have much love for Sony for basically killing Sega with their hype machine. But i’ll by a PS3 long before any M$ trash.

  3. ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”hmmm” style=”border:0;” /> Can you spot another influence from Apple? -Their choice of color.

  4. If the new XBox is PowerPC based, does that mean that it will be ‘easier’ for them to port games to the Mac? Will it be ‘harder’ to port to Wintel?

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  5. wtf do they mean with a momentum? Is it out or not? Is the competition (Sony) sleeping or not? Did I miss something about its featureset? Does it run Linux…or Tiger…or only Halo3?

  6. “Beyond being a killer machine for gamers, the Xbox 360 makes good on the company’s original plan in 2001 to unleash a ‘Trojan horse.'”

    I thought Microsoft already unleashed a trojan horse by making Windows XP so vulnerable?

  7. momentum? They just showed off all this stuff..

    the previous gen Xbox has the gotham franchise and the halo franchise… and no rpgs..

    now i see the momentum.. does it involve MS selling this thing at a $250 loss?

  8. Sneaky M$. They can’t call it XBox2 cuz Sony (with Apple’s assistance?!) will soon come out with PS3. I think the upcoming XBox 360 will succeed b/c M$ has copied the vertical, tightly-integrated hardware+OS model long followed by the Mac and applied it to the XBox. The XBox is their Mac! Apple needs to release a ” Mac OS Lite” version of their OS (perhaps called “Mac OS Jaguar for PowerPC processors”), so that a new generation can get used to the idea of supplanting an M$ OS in M$ hardward with an Apple OS.

  9. What in the FSCK is Ballmer and Co Smoking?

    XBox – while very impressive and makes me drool… is ANYTHING but “No. 1 out of the box.” Now, if he means “we’re no. 1 because we’re out of boxes because we don’t have any yet” then fine..

    but what the hell is with Microsoft lately and all the “Check out how 733t we are, isnt our stuff the shiznit?” even tho is ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE on the planet yet for sale?

    Steve – take your ritalin and repeat after me – VAPORWARE IS NOT A SELLING PRODUCT.

    Hell – “i’ve got a 4 processor nuclear reactor G6 Powerbook redy for sale in 2010. I’m first out of the box!”

    what a total and complete asshole.

  10. I’m super
    Thanks for asking
    All things considered
    I couldn’t be better I must say

    I’m feeling super
    No, nothing bugs me
    Everything is super when you’re
    Don’t you think I look cute in this hat

  11. Speaking of “trojan horse”…
    How long do you think it will be before the “X-Box 2” will get it’s first virus???
    BSOD on a gaming console, anyone?
    It being connected to the ‘net, it’ll happen, if I know Microsoft…

  12. “MDN Take: Redmond’s Tweedle Dee* and Tweedle Dum* both need a ‘superectomy.'”

    Those guys are more like, ‘Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Stupid’. What a**holes.

    The constant use of the word ‘super’ is an overcompensation. “The Tweedles” keep throwing around the adjective ‘super’ in a feeble attempt to mask the fact that everything at Mafiasoft is anything but ‘super’. That’s why Bill Gates has been yapping about Apple so much lately; he doesn’t have anything positive coming out of Redmond to talk about so, instead, he tries to slam what Apple’s doing. Bill’s a ‘tard.

  13. BIG PENIS SYNDROME: the tendency to allways give the big guy credence regardless of reality.

    M$ are behind in a market – “They always catch up”

    M$ are ahead in a market – “They’ve got super momentum”

    Follow the money.

  14. Ballmer to Gates (or visa versa): “Bill, I’m just no good with women. I went up to a woman at a bar and said I had a condom with her name on it.” and she said “You must be mistaken, my name’s not “Trojan Extra Small.”

    It’s become obvious that these guys are on a huge publicity seeking campaign because they have been SO surpassed by Apple in the good news stakes.

    Let’s hope it does them more harm than good. The feedback here ain’t representative but it might be agood start!

  15. Wonder what dell, hp, sony etc have to say about Microsoft´s version of the mini mac that plays proprietary games.

    xbox is just a computer that´s not hooked up to a printer. xbox could potentially take business away from the computer makers….

  16. “Microsoft has yet to show off any working prototypes of the Xbox 360, and is only demonstrating games on Apple Computer test computers.”

    so does this mean Apple will be able to play the Xbox 360 games? If so, that’s gonna be f-ing sweet.

  17. Probably not. They surely have their own optimized OS for the PPC compiled for G5. If you were able to play the games, you’d have to have an emulator (slow, but probably not too bad) or to boot into their developer OS.

    The issue is that the XBox 360 OS will want to control the hardware directly and is surely not based on the Mach kernel. ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”smile” style=”border:0;” />

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