Microsoft Windows’ innate charm
Wednesday, October 25, 2006 - 05:59 PM EDTBy SteveJack
Windows get a bad rap from Mac users because they've seen how much better personal computing can be without Microsoft involved.
However, once in a while, I find myself stuck on Windows somewhere and I find it has its own innate charm.
Like the late John Belushi, Windows is inherently and deeply flawed, but when it works, its heart shows through.
And, just like the watch-it-or-you'll-soon-be-late-too Artie Lange is to Belushi, Windows is an inexact, flawed copy of an original. Windows' charming heart is Apple's old "classic" Mac OS. Let's face it, we all use Macs in some form or another, whether it be the real thing or Windows (or, for that matter, Linux imitating Windows).
Despite Windows' pervasive lack of grace, its bolted-on Task Bar, its inefficient menus stuck to every window, its inherent insecurity, its counterintuitive and randomly unorganized control panels, and its upside-down and backwards look & feel (a failed attempt to avoid a lawsuit from Apple in the early days), when Windows works, I smile (and then I quickly make a clone of the disk for the inevitable wipes and reinstalls). It's like building your own radio from a kit and hearing a broadcast; it's not the best radio, but it works a little like and shares the main building blocks of a real radio, so it makes you happy to hear anything emanate from it.
That Windows has tried so long and so hard to be a Mac, it should be, by now, somewhat endearing to Mac users.
So, go ahead, I dare you: use or watch someone using any version of Windows and, if you look hard enough, you'll see that charming old Mac heart beating in there somewhere.
SteveJack is a long-time Macintosh user, web designer, multimedia producer and a regular contributor to the MacDailyNews Opinion section.
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I never find that "Charm".