Is Steve Jobs sick?
Tuesday, August 08, 2006 - 09:39 AM EDTBy SteveJack
I'm not going to beat around the bush here. Many of us are thinking the same thing. Nobody wants to say it, but I will: I'm worried that Steve Jobs is sick.
I'm not saying he is sick, I'm saying that I'm worried that he's sick.
He looks very thin, almost gaunt - and I'm not the only one saying it, either: see here and here. I've also been getting emails about the subject, too.
And, what's with the tag-team keynote address? Does Jobs need the rest breaks? No offense to Phil Schiller, but zzzzz. And, Bertrand Serlet? Puleeze, if you're going to crack on Microsoft, please use someone who knows the language. Honest-to-God, I thought he had C.P. for the first minute or two. About the only thing usable from that mess is the written transcript. This is not a "French thing," and no offense Mr. Serlet, it'd be the same with some American trying to do it in French with a severely weird accent and off-kilter delivery; it just doesn't work. All of the good Microsoft zingers were ruined because they were delivered as if by Peter Sellers as The Pink Panther. Jobs should know better. It was Roz Ho on acid. (I will say that Scott Forstall, Apple's VP of Platform Experience, did an excellent job.)
Anyway, back to Jobs: he looks thinner now than he did at the opening of the NYC glass cube Apple Retail Store which was when I first started to worry. On the other hand, he seems to bound around the stage just fine (see for yourself via Apple's QuickTime stream of the WWDC keynote presentation). His color looks good, but they can do wonders with makeup, right? Jobs is reportedly a Pescatarian, but he has supposedly been eating this way for years, so why the drastic weight loss recently?
All I want to know is: what's going on? As a human being, I'm worried that Steve is sick and I'm praying that he's not. As a shareholder, I'm nervous, for obvious reasons.
Now, let me restate: Steve looks fine and healthy in the video. He's not "too thin," just noticeably thinner than he was recently. It's the change in his weight that makes me worry, not his actual weight. He looks like what a normal non-Twinkie-eating, healthy person should look like; he just looks noticeably different than before and we all know all too well about the Pancreatic cancer scare. I'm not saying Steve Jobs is sick, I'm just worried that he might be sick. I'm looking for some clarification on the matter.
Please, Steve, tell us that you're dabbling in a some far out air diet, running six 6-minute miles per day with your Nike+iPod Sport Kit, and that everything's just fine; that you just wanted to drop a couple of pounds. Just tell us what's going on, because we worry.
Boy, sometimes I wish he'd just let loose and have a nice steak once in awhile.
SteveJack is a long-time Macintosh user, web designer, multimedia producer and a regular contributor to the MacDailyNews Opinion section.


Steve Jack, shut the f-up.
Jobs looked just fine to me. He looked like he had lost a healthy amount of weight though, which is a good thing.