“I wanted it to work. I wanted to fall in love, like so many of my friends. ‘It takes a while,’ they said. ‘Don’t expect a coup de foudre. Let it build over time,'” Vanessa Friedman writes for The New York Times. “So I did. I knew other people looked at what I had with envy. But a month and a half after we first got together, I have decided it is time to — well, call time.”
MacDailyNews Take: I’ve been enraptured by the iPhone since January, but I never intended to keep it. Two weeks ago I spent a whole day in line waiting to get one, but as I explained at the time, I did so mainly out of a professional obligation. To me, a $600 phone seemed at least $300 too rich. – Farhad Manjoo, “Why I returned my iPhone,” SALON, July 13, 2007
Friedman writes, “I am breaking up with my Apple Watch. The relationship was, despite all expectations, not what I needed. Still, I will never regret the weeks we spent together.”
MacDailyNews Take: You’ll tell me to get a room, I’m sure, but this much is true: This is a love story, but it’s a love that, alas, must remain unrequited, at least for now. – Farhad Manjoo, “Why I returned my iPhone,” SALON, July 13, 2007
Friedman writes, “Not only does its face effectively span the width of my forearm, but the cool little screen saver that so many reviewers have lauded — the Mickey or the butterfly or the galaxy (which is the one I have) or the pseudo-watch hands (the one that, notably, is always on in every picture of the watch, and actually makes it look like a watch) — is also functionally sleeping most of the time.”
MacDailyNews Take: As a phone, it’s middling (or it’s fantastic and stuck on a middling network, which amounts to the same thing); it’s missing some key features; and even though many of these features could be added by third-party developers, Apple has locked it up… The iPhone’s portable Web, as great as it is, runs on EDGE, and thus is too damned slow. – Farhad Manjoo, “Why I returned my iPhone,” SALON, July 13, 2007
Friedman writes, “Not that it would do much good. Typing doesn’t awaken the picture. Even when I rock my arm back and forth energetically, it often takes a few tries before up the earth pops. The default position is blank. And the small screen is simply too small to really read on, so I’ve been more annoyed than happy when it alerted me to texts from my loved ones; and when I saw a headline, all I wanted to do was find the rest of the story.”
MacDailyNews Take: Other omissions aren’t as painful, but they grate: There’s no clipboard, no voice dialing, no way to add wallpaper or ring tones, no search function for contacts or e-mail, no native instant-messaging application, and no way to fully sync the phone’s calendar with Google Calendar. – Farhad Manjoo, “Why I returned my iPhone,” SALON, July 13, 2007
Friedman writes, “Besides, the busywork the watch’s apps can replace — handing over airline boarding passes, opening hotel room doors — seems less like an advance than a loss of control. Call me a Luddite, but honestly, I don’t mind unlocking things with my actual hands.”
MacDailyNews Take: But sometimes technology excels exactly when it eases the banal, when it lifts the pressures of the workaday life. I imagine that before they changed everything, refrigerators once struck some people as rather too grandiose, too — what was so wrong with the icebox? – Farhad Manjoo, “Why I returned my iPhone,” SALON, July 13, 2007
Friedman writes, “The new watch OS announced this week may change the situation, but I am not sure I have the patience to wait.”
MacDailyNews Take: I’m counting on Apple to fix all these, and I’m counting on coders everywhere to help. .. But this phone — the phone as it exists right now — is not worth the $600 plus two years of AT&T service (that is, more than $2,000 total). This will change soon. For me, indeed, it’s right on the edge; they could just add voice dial and I’d snap it up. But I couldn’t wait. – Farhad Manjoo, “Why I returned my iPhone,” SALON, July 13, 2007
Friedman writes, “The watch isn’t actually a fashion accessory for the tech-happy. It’s a tech accessory pretending to be a fashion accessory. I just couldn’t fall for it.”
MacDailyNews Take: My iPhone, meanwhile, will presumably fly back to Apple to be cleaned up and eventually sold to some very lucky soul. I wish it well. – Farhad Manjoo, “Why I returned my iPhone,” SALON, July 13, 2007
Full article here.
MacDailyNews Take: At least Manjoo fully realized that what he was returning was a paradigm destroyer – a device that would change everything – even as he deprived himself of the early adopter’s joy of using, living, and growing with the seminal iPhone.
Poor Vanessa’s just clueless.
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