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Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer’s snow shovel-sized hands on display in lackluster CES debut

“I’ve just stepped out of the hall where Steve Ballmer’s had his first bash at being the main event at CES,” Bobbie Johnson blogs for The Guardian.

“He made a nod to the Gloomy Economic Climate, largely by saying it didn’t matter so much if you were an innovative company,” Johnson blogs.

MacDailyNews Take: Then Microsoft ought to be worried. Good for their nerves that they’ve deluded themselves into thinking that creating bad, upside-down and backwards knockoff of Apple products is “innovation.”

Johnson continues, “But then, after doing the usual CES routine (that is: talking about how the world and its citizens are now connected through technology) he started ripping through a series of pretty-much-as-expected announcements.”

“So: Windows 7 beta is available now for developers, and will be globally available on Friday,” Johnson reports. “Windows Live will be integrating with Facebook – through Facebook Connect – and Microsoft is now in a partnership with Dell to pre-install a whole bunch of Windows Live stuff on their consumer PCs (edging out Google, which a Microsoft spokesman was very pleased about earlier on today when I spoke with him).”

Johnson reports, “Ballmer doesn’t do any demos himself, instead handing the work over to a series of other presenters: first a perky demo lady came on and showed us around a few aspects of Windows 7 (multitouch; exposing your desktop with one move – sound familiar?).”

MacDailyNews Take: Why, yes, it certainly does.

Johnson continues, “Finally he does return, to tell us about the way that computing’s going to develop – more integration, devices that understand each other and the internet, and smarter software. Sidenote: Ballmer has really big hands. I mean big. Like snow shovels. Maybe that’s why he can’t do demos.”

Johnson writes, “I think a C plus is the absolute best I can muster.”

Full article here.

[Thanks to MacDailyNews Readers “James W.,” “Chris,” and “Judge Bork” for the heads up.]

MacDailyNews Take: At least they didn’t throw eggs.

CES 2009 Microsoft Windows 7 Demos:

Microsoft CEO Ballmer tells packed house who’s flocking to Apple’s Mac and iPhone/iPod touch platforms:

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