Whoever makes the first AirPods strap is going to get rich

Whoever makes the first AirPods strap is going to get rich. Or, in Apple’s case, even richer.

The concept is simple. All it needs to be is a neoprene Croakie (think ’80s sunglasses) with a small hole in the tube into which you slide your AirPods, so the AirPods’ beamforming microphones can be exposed. The strap goes around your neck as it would with tethered Bluetooth earphones and, voila, there goes any concern over lost AirPods.

Perhaps Apple’s thinking they’re leaving this avenue open to third-parties, but, hey, that’s never stopped them before.

That Apple doesn’t have this ready to ship right alongside their AirPods feels like a missed opportunity to us. US$19 for 20-cent pieces of sewed colored neoprene (or simple colored straps with rubber loops at each end) seems like a no-brainer business opportunity to us. Think Apple Watch Bands, but for potentially millions more devices (we expect AirPods would outsell Apple Watches).

Imagine the straps below holding AirPods instead of sunglasses:

Here’s a Croakie:

Here’s a Chums:

Or something like this (Chums Slip Fit 3mm Rope Eyewear Retainer):

Or, maybe the best yet (ONME Universal Fit Rope Eyewear Retainer):

Once you’ve got your AirPods strapped together, they’ll be just like our current JayBirds – just let ’em hang around your neck when you’re not using them or if one falls out it won’t get dropped, stepped on, lost, etc.


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31 Comments

  1. What I want is for someone to make a lightning to 3.5mm aux cable with a remote near the 3.5mm end.

    This would be great for people that have headphones with interchangeable cables…

  2. Electronic shrink tape and a tether of your choice. Super easy, would look as good as the tether you choose, and less than $2. Will someone make money, maybe, but a DYI would be better.

    1. Has anyone ever paid attention to the ridiculous looking hardware people are wearing now to get wireless connectivity for phone calls and listening to music? These airpods are a marvel of beauty and engineering in comparison. How do they look any more stupid than walking around with a full set of over the ear headphones on? Glassholes? Really?

    2. Not to mention that the on-size-fits-few design is stupid. I can’t get the current wired Apple earphones to stay in my ears, and my kids can’t either. At least they are attached to me by the cable when they inevitably fall out. I much prefer aftermarket designs with different size rubber tips to fit to your ear.

  3. Yeah upon first seeing the airpods you knew the inevitability of the strap. Why Apple decided to focus on them strapless? It must have been a calculated decision. Like how to you then deal with the strap with the cute little charging case? Let a third party figure it out?
    It’s a curious decision though.

  4. 2 things. 1 I can’t believe they took out the headphone jack but dont include the air pods with it do they include the old headphones?
    $150 for headphones? a bit high especially if they have no better sound quality then the stock EarPods because they do not have great sound.

    2. What THE HECK was with that weirdo performance or freak show or whatever you call it. that was just scary and about as stupid as i have ever seen. What happened to having real artists and not these weirdos? Id like to see some actual people on stage not some unknown crap. IM like ok that was just a waste of everyone in that rooms time.

    1. Right on ilovemymac. That horror show at the end was the worst decision for a keynote from Apple in recent memory. Hey, get happy customers, buy our products, then… piles of bodies, smeared rainbow tears, horror flick clown girl, terrible song. Just fire whoever made that selection, I don’t care if it’s Tim Cook, the person who thought to do that is messed up in the head.

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