See Steve Ballmer’s crazy dad dance moves, rocking out to Fergie

“On Wednesday, the former Microsoft CEO and current owner of the Los Angeles Clippers was spotted at the Clippers game rocking out to Fergie in true Ballmer fashion,” Arash Markazi reports for CNET.

“I mean, just look at him in Arash Markazi’s Vine clip above,” Markazi reports. “Ballmer appears to be having the time of his life, throwing his hands in the air and waving them like he just don’t care.”

Markazi reports, “I can’t tell if he just really likes Fergie’s music or if he just really likes everything in the world and is a big ball of pure excitement.”

(Click the Vine to turn on the sound.)

Full article here.

MacDailyNews Take: It’s just a matter of Fester being Fester.

Uncle FesterWe miss the big dumb lug so much, we jump at the chance to remark on Vines of his awful dancing (not to mention his horrid “la-la-la” tongue flapping “singing”) at NBA games.

Thanks to Ballmer T. Clown, Steve Jobs & Co. must have had many moments of sustained laughter. Oh, how much easier he made things for Apple! Jobs was playing grand master chess against a guy who wasn’t even capable of managing a draw at Tic Tac Toe.

A luckier dorm assignment has never and will never be made.

[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “artist” for the heads up.]


  1. Oh I love a picture of a bald and overweight guy with a big gut moving discombobulated to a hip-hop tune and not knowing what he was doing… just like he did when he was M.S. head honcho! Now he is favoring a has-been and never-was MBA franchise. Good luck dickhead!

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