“On Wednesday, the former Microsoft CEO and current owner of the Los Angeles Clippers was spotted at the Clippers game rocking out to Fergie in true Ballmer fashion,” Arash Markazi reports for CNET.
“I mean, just look at him in Arash Markazi’s Vine clip above,” Markazi reports. “Ballmer appears to be having the time of his life, throwing his hands in the air and waving them like he just don’t care.”
Markazi reports, “I can’t tell if he just really likes Fergie’s music or if he just really likes everything in the world and is a big ball of pure excitement.”
(Click the Vine to turn on the sound.)
Full article here.
MacDailyNews Take: It’s just a matter of Fester being Fester.
We miss the big dumb lug so much, we jump at the chance to remark on Vines of his awful dancing (not to mention his horrid “la-la-la” tongue flapping “singing”) at NBA games.
Thanks to Ballmer T. Clown, Steve Jobs & Co. must have had many moments of sustained laughter. Oh, how much easier he made things for Apple! Jobs was playing grand master chess against a guy who wasn’t even capable of managing a draw at Tic Tac Toe.
A luckier dorm assignment has never and will never be made.
[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “artist” for the heads up.]
wow. what if you were stuck in the car with him.
What if you were stuck in a software company with him? Or a basketball team?
At least you could be far enough away not to get slobbered on.
Tongue a flailing, it’s Monkey Boy Ballmer!
I’m trying to contain a gag reflex here…
And this is Apple news? Only if Ballmer stayed at MS.
I’ve been coming to macdailynews.com for more than nine years. This is completely 100 percent relevant. Context, my friend.
Mem”ries
Like the corners of my mind
Misty watercolor mem”ries
Of the way we were.
(sniff.)
Lay off the guy. He’s enjoying the new toy he bought (LA Clippers). And he doesn’t have to compete with Apple and watch his company circle the drain. Good for him!
He’s clearly off his meds.
Could be the missing link I guess
He would be awesome during Yoga Class. 😛
😱😧😬😑😵
facial yoga?
“I can’t tell if he just really likes Fergie’s music or if he just really likes everything in the world and is a big ball of pure excitement.”
Or, if he is just – the sales guy.
Case closed.
Yes the day Harvard paired up Bill Gates and Ballmer as roomies, the Used Car Sales world lost it’s greatest potential star.
That was video of Stevie B attempting to Macarena. 🙂
He’s a big ball of… something…
It’s awesome that a challenged individual becomes the 50th richest person in the world. Amazing! Clearly, none of us has an excuse…
The odd thing is he is making more money now having left microsoft because MS stock has gone up.
Like today MSFT went up almost 3%. That means he made over 300 million TODAY.
He thinks: so someone got me on tape sticking my tongue out and acting like a fool. So what? I have 300 mil MORE today than I fid yesterday. What do you have?
What do I have? Taste, dignity, culture, style, and talent – none of which Steve Ballmer possesses. In fact, massive wealth is about the ONLY thing that Ballmer T. Clown possesses that I do not. I’d love to have his wealth, but I would choose to be him to have it.
The reality is that Ballmer’s one notable life accomplishment is that he got the luckiest dorm room assignment in the history of the world and didn’t screw it up.
That was supposed to read, “…I would NOT choose to be him to have (his wealth).”
preemptive proofreading prevents personal pangs
yo uncle ballmer
Quick! Buy all the Brain Bleach stock you can!
What’s with all his pathological and psychotic lifelong tongue action? Can you imagine some female actually mated and procreated with this slovenly specimen of questionable manhood? That’s one gene pool that needed to be drained permanently.
Miley Cyrus…
At least she doesn’t look like Uncle Fester.
That he found ANY female willing to copulate and pass his genetics on is a pure miracle. Female birds have better sense than to be attracted to a mating dance like that.
Of course money too can be the ultimate aphrodisiac for many woman, overlooking hideous grotesqueries like Ballmer. The only explanation why hot babes can be found on the arms of fugly rich dudes who would normally never even make it to the baseball stadium, let alone first base. So there is hope for Mark Zuckerberg.
True!
Monkey Boy lives!!!!!
Oh I love a picture of a bald and overweight guy with a big gut moving discombobulated to a hip-hop tune and not knowing what he was doing… just like he did when he was M.S. head honcho! Now he is favoring a has-been and never-was MBA franchise. Good luck dickhead!
As it turns out Donald Sterling ended up being less of an embarrassment to the Clippers then Ballme.
Only his tongue is in sync…strange….
Ballmer’s tongue. Enough to make any female puke a little.
What happened to ballmersleftnut?
In exile.
Clap your hands.
Wave your arms in the air.
Sing the Ballmer chant:
“”Blablablablable!”
Sing the Ballmer chant:
“Blablablablable!”
OMG…. That shirt! I’m sure JC Penney stopped selling these at the end of the 80’s. He must buy shirts by the case so he can wear awkward anachronistic throwbacks for decades after they have become tragic fashion wear.
There simply are no words….