“Some early users of the Touch Cover of Microsoft’s Surface tablet say one of the edges splits to expose a wire just days after they starting using it,” Charles Arthur reports for The Guardian.
“A number of users on the Surface Forums site have reported the problem, which has also been experienced by Tom Warren, a writer on The Verge website and Matthew Baxter-Reynolds, a Windows developer,” Arthur reports. “The defect is identical in each case: the cover, which has an integral keyboard, begins to split at its seam where the device attaches magnetically to the main computer.”
“It’s unclear whether the problems that people have encountered are due to a faulty batch or are a subtle problem that will become more apparent as more people use it for longer- but the fact that users in the US and the UK have reported the problem suggests that it is not isolated to a single manufacturing batch,” Arthur reports. “Microsoft is expected to sell millions of the devices, though it has given no preliminary or forecast sales figures.”
MacDailyNews Take: By whom? Who expects Microsoft to sell millions of the devices? Well, ’tis true that two million units would be “millions,” but that would equal a total failure, so, yeah, “millions of devices” sounds great, but it’s really a failed product. Zune. Kin. Microsoft needs to sell tens of millions just to grab a mere toehold in the iPad market and hundreds of millions to change the iPad market into a tablet market.
Arthur reports, “The split seems to caused by mechanical stress on the cover. One poster on the Surface Forums spot commented: ‘I believe the seam can loosen easily if it’s bent back and you let the Surface rest on your lap (for example, when you’re reclining and reading something)…’ As another user suggested, that suggests the cover is failing in its job as a lid for a device that is designed to be used as both a tablet and a laptop computer.”
Read more in the full article here.
MacDailyNews Take: Microsoft. We make garbage with a kickstand. Plus, we’re run by a clown. You can be a clown, too, if you waste your hard-earned money on our half-assed, ill-considered crap.
Excusing the reviewers, who are paid to suffer with garbage products, how morbidly stupid do you have to be to choose Microsoft in 2012, much less pay to be an early adopter of any Microsoft product?
[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “RastaMouse” for the heads up.]
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Where’s covergate? It should begin to “Surface” shortly…
It’s only a Surface-ficial problem.
You can’t have a *-gate scandal if hardly anyone buys your product.
It’s simple really. They’re holding it wrong.
It is not a bug (defect), it’s a feature!
Just waiting to hear about more flaws and failures of this plastic Windows (P)OS ……thing…
Wires are Good.
Using it in your lap!? As we all know, you’re supposed to be dancing around with it and constantly clicking it on and off.
+1
Freakin’ hilarious!
Beyond that, are people really using it in their lap with the kickstand digging into their legs?
It’s all caused by the clicks, didn’t you know. Too much clicking can cause breakage and failures. Just ask your dentist!
1
I had read that some reviewers (not sure if they actually had one to review) found the Surface ‘exciting’. Now these reviewers can add “electrifying” to their descriptions. Or that users will “get a charge out of typing..”. Or that the Surface will “zap the competition … and the user!” Love it.
Just add a little electrical tape and call it a fashion statement
Microsoft will issue “Service Pack 1”.
It will include a roll of duct tape.
Color it brown, shit brown…
” It’s a tablet, a laptop, an Electrical Groin Stimulation Device…”
“Electrical Groin Stimulation Device…” Eer, sex toy?!
They designed it after Ballmer’s zipper, Microsoft’s failed effort of copying Apple’s skeuomorphism of Steve Jobs’ private jet leather stichings. And like Ballmer’s zipper, it is liable to split open at any moment.
Ew.
As usual, here’s testicle man with another profound comment.
I heard the windows software eats up half of the capacity for the 32 gb. No wonder Microsoft didn’t market a 16 gb tablet. Haha.
That is correct. The first 16GB is the bloated always freezing and crashing Windows 8 OS. Without a lot of apps to take up storage room, no one really needs any of the first 16 GB.
The Windows viruses and malware will fill the balance of the Surface device storage. Isn’t that why they went with Windows again?
No big deal, just add a little duct tape.
They should have included some duct tape in the box.
Microsoft: dealers in fine plastic.
+1
The Surface will be akin to the zune
+1
That’s SUCH a shame. . .
Surface is a cool idea on paper, but in reality? Not so much. It’s ALL in the execution, and MS has never executed their (sometimes great) ideas well, so it’s all for naught.
Microsoft definitely needs more execution…
“MS has never executed their (sometimes great) ideas well,”
NOT THEIR IDEAS, their Stolen or hostile purchased ideas, they usually take the stolen ones and turn them around which makes them backwards (go to start to stop the computer, etc,,,,)
They need to start by executing some of their executives. Well, maybe a broken cover can do that for us.
“I mean it in a big way: Microsoft simply has no taste.”
Case closed.
…don’t keep closing the case – it’ll snap right off!
$69 for a beautiful apple bluetooth wireless keyboard to work with iPad
or
$120 or $130 for the plastic surface keyboard that breaks after 3 days of use.
MS is in big trouble.
I love my Surface. Works flawlessly without these pathethic FUD. 🙂
See? That just sounds retarded.
“I love my Surface”.
Fuck off troll.
This isn’t YouTube.
lol
I love how Microsoft’s so cheap and incompetent they hire shills that barely even know English.
I’ll give you another 36 hours until the case splits and you’re desperately trying to cover up the fact that what you’ve actually bought is an overpriced piece of plastic garbage.
hilarious that Apple competitors/naysayers mock Apple’s perfectionist engineering prowess for materials & finishing touches.
want a perfectionist reason as to why such german-style engineering is a must?!:
Cheap plastics suck!
Buy Apple (& AAPL).
lest you prefer to be frustrated & jump out of Windows or fiddle instead of be productive in peace.
Peace!
I love how MS solution to not having a presence in the tablet market is to make a tablet then make a cover that forces the user to use it like a laptop, and charge them more than the price of a windoze laptop.
Monty said it so well, “It’s just a flesh wound!”
Ballmer will address this with a press conference tomorrow and announce, “Bumpers for everyone!”
What else would you expect from Microsoft other than crap?
“…you let the Surface rest on your lap (for example, when you’re reclining and reading something…”
There’s the problem. The Surface is meant for work and serious business, not a recreational item. Stop relaxing, put the Surface on your desk so you can work hard. MS isn’t going to make money on recreational items.