“A young woman had her Apple iPhone stolen from her by a topless cyclist in Earlham (UK) last week,” The Eastern Daily Press reports.
“Police are now appealing for information about the theft, which took place at around 10.30am on Friday, April 21, in Whistlefish Court, Earlham,” EDP reports. “The 16-year-old was walking along the road with her friend when a male – described as white, around 5ft 1in tall, of slim build and who was not wearing a top – snatched the phone from her hand.”
Full article, with information on whom to contact if you have any information or recognize the description of the thief, here.
MacDailyNews Take: Fill in the blank: Would have been a better story had the topless cyclist been __________________.
[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “krquet” for the heads up.]
…Steve Ballmer
I had the perfect punchline… But… It’s taken!
Sorry, it had to be done 😉
Sorry, wrong answer. The description includes “slim build.”
That would be referring to his cerebral cortex.
… a fat-bottomed girl!
Sarah Palin
…bottomless as well.
Or the cyclist was not bottomless, rather than topless. ;))))
a HumancentiPad
Haaaaaaaaaa! and disturbing…
Don’t they mean, “a peeling”?
Erik ” the mole” Schmidt
I’ve never though of a man without a shirt as topless. Hum?! But I do know a few guys who should wear a bra! LOL!
some states… require MEN to wear pasties if they take their shirts off.
I came here thinking it was a topless female, and looking for the “click here for video” link 😉
That’s what’s great about living in New York state – anywhere men can go without a shirt, so can women.
No one required to wear pasties
Same as in Montana.
We don’t discriminate against those with fuller mammalian appendages.
… a monkey eating a banana.
Oh wait, you already said Steve Balmer.
Tthe iPhone should be banned immediately to protect consumers from the possibility of getting mugged by a topless cyclist!
A 5ft 1inch male of slim build is more accurately described as a boy.
….shot.
Now, the guy has a record of every cell phone tower that this young woman has been within a hundred miles of in the last year!
Eva Mendes.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Natasha Beddingfield!
1 April all over again?
Kate Middleton
Never mind the stolen iPhone; it’s those pasty white British moobs from the “topless cyclist” that leaves an indelible impression.
It reminds me of a headline in one of London’s newspapers a few years before we visited there in the mid-70s:
73 DEGREES AGAIN TOMORROW. NO RELIEF IN SITE
Time to use..find my iPhone! Wonder if they will find the guy in a topless bar? How would you identify him?
Yes officer, I could recognize those moobs anywhere.
I question this girl’s sense. The area she was in is not far from one of the less salubrious areas of Norwich.
C1!!!
Talk about a misleading headline. It is generally understood that anyone being topless is a big deal only if they are a woman.
…Eric T. Mole!