Tom Dickson shows “Steve Jobs” how the Blendtec Total Blender can handle even the greatest of inventions, Apple’s iPad 2:
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I can’t find one anywhere and he’s blending this thing. FML.
Hope it was a mock-up.
My mom got her WHITE iPad 2 today… And my black 3G hasn’t even shipped yet. I ordered both at same time at 12:50 am the 11th.
And then see this?
FML? Yeah, I hear ya.
There should be a law preventing him from doing this until the online waiting period drops to at least a week
This will whip up a frenzy and stir the pot.
Good for him. Do whatever you want with your property.
(Yes, as long as you’re not hurting other people, I know I know!)
You have no idea how much he actually is hurting me.
I wonder if they’ve ever thought of maybe just donating it to a school or something….
You know you have a hit when Tom Dickson selects it for Will It Blend? Note that he never chose a Zune or an Android. The persecution rests its case.
On a related note, my understanding is that Mr. Dickson is a friend of a certain Mr. Schiller of a certain company based in Cupertino. That might explain how he could get his mitts on an iPad 2 for um, uh, testing.
My hope is that Charlie Sheen will be selected as the next object for Will It Blend? – that would be fun.
Hmmmm…. Will tiger blood blend?
It’s like the chainsaw seen in Scarface, I just can’t watch!
*scene*
I “saw” that scene.
I seed that sawn and raise ya two.
Fug me he queued up in line for 5 hours at the Apple store to buy an iPad 2 on launch day only to reduce it to dust & microprocessor parts???
What a complete waste man.
He should have shoved a dead Zune or Courier tablet in there. Then when the phone rings at the end you’ll hear Bill Gates nerdy voice go, “Yeah, thrash that no good motherfu**ing Zune!! It’s dead anyway. I knew it was a dud the moment Ballmer said it could squirt!!!”
In our tests, we didn’t notice any blending speed difference between iPad 2 and iPad 1.
LMAO!
Oh, the humanity!
Ugh, I can’t not watch. Phone call at the end could have been more “realistic” the voice was more like Ballmer, not Gates.
Every time I see one of Apple’s products get blended like that, I die a little inside 🙁
This thing is played out. It was dumb to begin with, and it gets dumber each time they do it. OK we get it, you make industrial blenders that can chop anything.
A-hole needs to get a life.
What some folks will do for their 15 minutes…..
This bit has gotten sooooo old. Can we move on already?
Can’t these f***ing f***tards wait until an object isn’t so incredibly in demand until they gleefully destroy one? I swear to God, if I were one of the poor saps who almost got an iPad 2 after waiting half a day, only to be told the guy three spots ahead of me got the last one, and I learned this jerkwad got one just so he could DESTROY it, I’d want to hunt him down and rip out his spine through his mouth!!
They think they’re making such a clever point about consumer culture. If they want to do some good, why don’t they auction the device off and donate the money to a charity. Oh, but that doesn’t satisfy their inner attention whore, does it?
——RM
Good idea but you should really blend him instead.
That will teach him a lesson. Won’t do that again.
So what you’re saying, is that you’d be upset? 😉
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Dickson is bat shit crazy. Is he in Dickipedia yet?