Microsoft has released their followup to “Lauren.” This one features “Giampaolo” who’s looking for a laptop that offers “portability, battery life and power” for under $1500:
Direct link to video via YouTube here.
MacDailyNews Take: The more Microsoft mentions Apple, the better it is for Apple. And, a “Life Without Walls” would preclude the need for Windows, geniuses.
Here’s the boat anchor (1.7-inch thick, 7.1-pounds) that the oh-so-picky Giampaolo picked. Hey, Gia, be careful not to drop that cinder block on your foot!
Mac OS users have made a conscious technology choice and are therefore typically better informed than their peers. – Paul Thurrott, December 06, 2004
For Microsoft, ignorance is indeed bliss. It’s the very reason they exist.
If someone told you they’d buy your laptop for you for up to $1500, wouldn’t a smart person spend as close to $1500 as possible?
The Mojave deceptions, the Seinfeld fiascos, the “I’m a PC and I wear headbands” stupidity, the “‘A Life Without Walls’ Implies That You Don’t Need Windows, So Get a Mac” tagline, etc… We’ve seen more than enough: Are the people at Microsoft’s Mac-loving ad agency, Crispin Porter + Bogusky, intentionally trying to sabotage Microsoft?
If so, it’s working. Great job, guys; keep it up!
If not, they’re as inept as the should-be used car salesman with history’s most fortunate dorm assignment who ultimately approved these myriad self-damaging campaigns.
