No one’s immune to Microsoft Windows hell – not even Bill Gates

“For the opening piece in our series on Gates leaving daily life at Microsoft, one goal was to give a clear picture of the Microsoft co-founder’s role inside the company, as a gauge of the impact his departure will have,” Todd Bishop writes for The Seattle Post-Intelligencer’s Microsoft Blog. “As part of that, I went back through the internal e-mails turned over in the antitrust suits against the company, looking for new insights into his personality.”

Bishop found a doozy, which also happens to illustrate perfectly why Mac users have such disdain for the “Windows experience.” If you’ve ever been subject to Windows, you’ll recognize just how typical an example the following email provides. In his full article, Bishop reports what Gates said last week when he asked him about the following message:

—- Original Message —-
From: Bill Gates
Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 10:05 AM
To: Jim Allchin
Cc: Chris Jones (WINDOWS); Bharat Shah (NT); Joe Peterson; Will Poole; Brian Valentine; Anoop Gupta (RESEARCH)
Subject: Windows Usability Systematic degradation flame

I am quite disappointed at how Windows Usability has been going backwards and the program management groups don’t drive usability issues.

Let me give you my experience from yesterday.

I decided to download (Moviemaker) and buy the Digital Plus pack … so I went to Microsoft.com. They have a download place so I went there.

The first 5 times I used the site it timed out while trying to bring up the download page. Then after an 8 second delay I got it to come up.

This site is so slow it is unusable.

It wasn’t in the top 5 so I expanded the other 45.

These 45 names are totally confusing. These names make stuff like: C:\Documents and Settings\billg\My Documents\My Pictures seem clear.

They are not filtered by the system … and so many of the things are strange.

I tried scoping to Media stuff. Still no moviemaker. I typed in movie. Nothing. I typed in movie maker. Nothing.

So I gave up and sent mail to Amir saying – where is this Moviemaker download? Does it exist?

So they told me that using the download page to download something was not something they anticipated.

They told me to go to the main page search button and type movie maker (not moviemaker!).

I tried that. The site was pathetically slow but after 6 seconds of waiting up it came.

I thought for sure now I would see a button to just go do the download.

In fact it is more like a puzzle that you get to solve. It told me to go to Windows Update and do a bunch of incantations.

This struck me as completely odd. Why should I have to go somewhere else and do a scan to download moviemaker?

So I went to Windows update. Windows Update decides I need to download a bunch of controls. (Not) just once but multiple times where I get to see weird dialog boxes.

Doesn’t Windows update know some key to talk to Windows?

Then I did the scan. This took quite some time and I was told it was critical for me to download 17megs of stuff.

This is after I was told we were doing delta patches to things but instead just to get 6 things that are labeled in the SCARIEST possible way I had to download 17meg.

So I did the download. That part was fast. Then it wanted to do an install. This took 6 minutes and the machine was so slow I couldn’t use it for anything else during this time.

What the heck is going on during those 6 minutes? That is crazy. This is after the download was finished.

Then it told me to reboot my machine. Why should I do that? I reboot every night — why should I reboot at that time?

So I did the reboot because it INSISTED on it. Of course that meant completely getting rid of all my Outlook state.

So I got back up and running and went to Windows Updale again. I forgot why I was in Windows Update at all since all I wanted was to get Moviemaker.

So I went back to Microsoft.com and looked at the instructions. I have to click on a folder called WindowsXP. Why should I do that? Windows Update knows I am on Windows XP.

What does it mean to have to click on that folder? So I get a bunch of confusing stuff but sure enough one of them is Moviemaker.

So I do the download. The download is fast but the Install takes many minutes. Amazing how slow this thing is.

At some point I get told I need to go get Windows Media Series 9 to download.

So I decide I will go do that. This time I get dialogs saying things like “Open” or “Save”. No guidance in the instructions which to do. I have no clue which to do.

The download is fast and the install takes 7 minutes for this thing.

So now I think I am going to have Moviemaker. I go to my add/remove programs place to make sure it is there.

It is not there.

What is there? The following garbage is there. Microsoft Autoupdate Exclusive test package, Microsoft Autoupdate Reboot test package, Microsoft Autoupdate testpackage1. Microsoft AUtoupdate testpackage2, Microsoft Autoupdate Test package3.

Someone decided to trash the one part of Windows that was usable? The file system is no longer usable. The registry is not usable. This program listing was one sane place but now it is all crapped up.

But that is just the start of the crap. Later I have listed things like Windows XP Hotfix see Q329048 for more information. What is Q329048? Why are these series of patches listed here? Some of the patches just things like Q810655 instead of saying see Q329048 for more information.

What an absolute mess.

Moviemaker is just not there at all.

So I give up on Moviemaker and decide to download the Digital Plus Package.

I get told I need to go enter a bunch of information about myself.

I enter it all in and because it decides I have mistyped something I have to try again. Of course it has cleared out most of what I typed.

I try (typing) the right stuff in 5 times and it just keeps clearing things out for me to type them in again.

So after more than an hour of craziness and making my programs list garbage and being scared and seeing that Microsoft.com is a terrible website I haven’t run Moviemaker and I haven’t got the plus package.

The lack of attention to usability represented by these experiences blows my mind. I thought we had reached a low with Windows Network places or the messages I get when I try to use 802.11. (don’t you just love that root certificate message?)

When I really get to use the stuff I am sure I will have more feedback.

Full article, in which Bishop reports what Gates said last week when he asked him about the email, here.

[Thanks to MacDailyNews Readers “Tomek” and “Anthony” for the heads up.]

MacDailyNews Take: Here are some of the words that Bill Gates used to describe his “Windows experience” in a single email: disappointed, backwards, unusable, totally confusing, strange, pathetic, completely odd, weird, scary, crazy, slow, garbage, not usable, crapped up, crap, absolute mess, craziness, terrible, and lack of attention. That sums it all up nicely, doesn’t it? And this was XP, the ancient OS that the unenlightened today want to inflict upon themselves for years more in order to avoid the Vista morass! For Windows-only users who’ve stumbled here via Google News and other points. Welcome! The moral of the story: Get a Mac.


Direct link via YouTube here.

Check out the entire email thread where Microsoft employes try to figure out who’s responsible for the mess Gates described here.

138 Comments

  1. If only the rest of the windows world would read this. Everyone I talk to who owns a PC has mentioned that once their computer reaches end of life they will be switching to a mac. Hopefully that time will come sooner then later….

  2. @moitey “uses XP not Vista.”
    Read the date “Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 10:05 AM” 4 years before Vista was released. Boy dont you feel embarrassed!!!
    What numbnuts you are….If your going to flame get the date timeline right.

  3. “so I went to Microsoft.com. They have a download place so I went there.”

    He doesn’t even know what Microsoft.com looks like or how it works?!?!? Pathetic! It just shows how out of touch he is as……..whatever his title is these days.

  4. This smells of a anti-Microsoft writer. I highly doubt Gates actually wrote it, and would suspect someone is sitting back laughing out loud about how stupid this publication (and this site) is for falling for the farce.
    This isn’t the style of Gates to email information like this. Consider it a waste of space on your screen.

  5. It sounds like things got a bit out of control even for him, I wonder if in the last few years he was secretly disgusted with the current condition of Windows. Probably why he’s getting out, more then the family and charity, he knows windows is out of control and he wants out before it bombs…

  6. I would bet the farm that there is nobody that is more dedicated to the Mac than I.

    However, I do appreciate Microsoft’s achievements and efforts although I just know that Apple will do it better.

    But please, before we jump all over MS, Gates and partners take into account that this article centers around an email that was generated nearly 5 and a half years ago.

    If only I could take back some of the things that I did yesterday, never mind over half a decade ago.

  7. You guys really outta stay away from the KOOLAID!!!! To reach this far back for something to throw out and believe this is real is plain hateful. Be careful… you just might wake up and realize that this is who you really are.

  8. That is EXACTLY how the Windows experience is. I’ve had to use it for the past 8 years and it’s a frustrating experience. Everything is complex and confusing. It’s like banging you head up against a wall.

  9. I recall reading a story involving one of Ballmer’s close friends wrestling with his Windows PC. Ballmer took a crack at it (right, the “sales guy” is going to fix it?). No luck. Ballmer called in one of his crack engineers. He couldn’t fix it either.

    A former colleague of mine, who frequently mocked my subtle suggestion he check out the Mac, suffered a series of “authentication” errors on his Windows PC. After four hours with tech support (in India) his PC wouldn’t boot at all. Fed up, he went to the Apple Store. He’s now running a 24″ iMac.

  10. Not that I ever download anything from Microsoft except office updates, but to be fair, this email is dated April 2003.
    Things might be better over on the Windows side in 2008?

    Office updates seem to go fine……..

  11. Is this guy the visionary…it sounds as if he is someone using it for the first time…or, is Windows really just that bad that the CEO can’t get around on something he envisioned. Personally, would have fire the whole team after the second sentence.
    This is really crazy and really sums it all up…now it’s life in Ballmerland.

  12. This was hard for me to read.
    At first, it was like a whiff from the dumpster caught while eating.
    Then, it was my stomach tightening, as beads of sweat began to form
    And my heart rate went up.
    But I kept reading.

    The tightening in my head….make it stop!
    Breathing was increasing, shallow but rapid.
    this was all to familiar, the darkness, the emptiness
    The helplessness….

    It was all coming back.
    My Windows experiences, like a trance that I couldn’t snap out of.

    Is it a coincidence that I quit smoking and drinking since I switched?
    I used to think so.
    Not anymore.

  13. I understand why Windows sucks….and that’s why I use a Mac. But is it really our responsibility to convert every Windows user? Is it our job to persuade them? Frankly, I don’t think it is. I don’t want everybody to switch. If everyone is using a Mac, don’t we loose that nice, tight knit community that originally brought us to the Mac? Don’t we lose the excellent service? Don’t we expose the platform to more of Microsoft’s problems, problems that stem from having more than a few millions? What I am wondering is, if Windows goes away completely, how does that benefit us Mac users? Perhaps more important is, how will the hurt us? Apple is doing tremendously with a single digit market share. Apple is on a smaller scale than Microsoft. What I am trying to ask is, how does Photoshopping lame images of Bill Gates as a way of mocking hundreds of millions of people benefit us? How does acting like a bunch of snobby, complaining Mac users help us rid ourselves of our image of being snobby, complaining Mac users?

    I apologize for writing in all questions, but I’m really interested in what you guys think. Please reply with your opinions, I’d really appreciate it.

  14. “Crash
    @moitey “uses XP not Vista.”
    Read the date “Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 10:05 AM” 4 years before Vista was released. Boy dont you feel embarrassed!!!
    What numbnuts you are….If your going to flame get the date timeline right.”

    really? after all that from Billy G all you have is that a poster didn’t read the date? seriously? that is your defense? omg that is funny….

    “You guys really outta stay away from the KOOLAID!!!! To reach this far back for something to throw out and believe this is real is plain hateful. Be careful… you just might wake up and realize that this is who you really are.”

    this far back? you mean all the way back to the OS that most windows users are *still* running? even though 5 years have passed they are *still* running xp and we are the ones drinking koolaid?!?

    ok, before this i thought you were just a troll, but now i *know* you are a fake. not even a windows uber-fanboy is that stupid. good game till now, you had me going!

  15. This one example that MDN provides of some poor sap’s frustration with Microsoft is easily matched with one of numerous complaints at Apple forums. A quick perusal of Apple consumer complaints reveal many Mac users insisting that Apple is failing in product design. manufacturing, or customer service.

    Here are three unanswered and unsolved complaints of Mac users:

    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1558322&tstart=0

    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1563077&tstart=0

    http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1346290&tstart=0

    In fact, it is well known that Apple has closed several forums where criticism has been too embarrassing to the company. Here is one example of Apple failing to take responsibility for its misdeeds owing to its embarrassingly public debacle.

    If you think about it, using MDN fanboi logic, Microsoft could easily say that Microsoft is only slightly, minimally, marginally, barely worse than Apple. So much for the myth of Apple superiority.

  16. Bad part is, he knows the quality of his product, but he still keeps selling it. I think his philanthropy should start with the people who made him rich and he should take direct and immediate action to unscrew their lives. Gates should give a new Mac mini to every current user of Vista or XP. MS could probably get a deal from Apple for around $400 per machine. Talk about alleviating suffering in the world.

    Another amazing thing, to me at least, is that MS employees do this stuff knowing that their geeky boss just might try to use the crap they are producing and they still expect to remain employed. And apparently do. It may be that MS is so large and convoluted organizationally that they can’t figure out who to fire. Or it may be their corporate position is that “Everybody is responsible for the user experience”, which, unfortunately, means that no one is authorized to figure out how high to set the bar, so it just lays on the ground.

    Wouldn’t it be funny if Gates just decided to fix his own life and started bringing a MacBook to work? We should feel sympathy for him. It’s the one thing in the world he can’t do!

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