Should Apple start offering Windows-based Macs?

“What could/should Apple do to take sales and profits to the next level? Simple. Release an Apple branded Windows-based PC. I know, I know, this kind of talk is bound to upset the hardened Apple fanatic, but it makes perfect sense. One of the things that’s undoubtedly helped boost Mac sales is Boot Camp. Now there’s no punishment for switching platforms because you can take your old platform with you, but just as some people got tired of paying the Microsoft tax when they wanted a PC to run Linux on it, people who want Apple hardware in order to run Windows on it will eventually see the Mac OS as an Apple tax. Why doesn’t Jobs and the crew at Cupertino just skip that whole Apple tax step and offer customers a choice of operating systems. Since Windows is the dominant OS at present, that’s a good place to start, but if Apple really wants to offer the customer real choice, Linux would also be great,” Adrian Kingsley-Hughes blogs for ZDNet.

“If Apple really wants to rock investors and take profits to the next level, it should start offering Windows-based Macs. Profits would skyrocket, Apple would enter an existing market and shake it up, investors would be happy because Apple’s market share would explode and everyone would be happy,” Kingsley-Hughes writes.

Full article here.

Why doesn’t BMW just start offering vehicles with 3-cylinder Suzuki engines? Kingsley-Hughes obviously doesn’t get it: Windows tries to be an upside-down and ass-backwards fake Mac; and an older Mac, at that. Based on history, one would imagine that Apple CEO Steve Jobs thinks Windoze is a bad rip-off of his own company’s OS, perpetrated and inflicted upon the world by Bill Gates. The very last thing that an Apple headed by Steve Jobs would ever do would be to execute Kingsley-Hughes’ dopey, wrong-headed lunacy.

The world made a mistake with Windows. They must be educated; and, slowly, they are learning. Windows is junk compared to Mac OS X. Frustrating, uninspiring, derivative junk. Offering junk when you have a vastly superior product is not a recipe for success.

Boot Camp exists to provide a “Windows Insecurity Blanket” for the ignorant masses. It is an educational tool. It embraces junk in order to ultimately extinguish it. Boot Camp entices the Windows-only sufferers and quickly teaches them via simple comparison that, contrary to their belief, they do not need Windows and that they greatly prefer Macintosh.

177 Comments

  1. HOLY COW!
    I can’t believe someone seriously wrote that piece. That’s obviously someone who has never used a Mac to see WHY they are selling like they are. That has got to be the most ridiculous article I’ve ever seen.

    Magic Word: Covered
    as in “This idea is COVERED in Bull CRAP”

  2. This would be a great idea if Gateway/Acer, Dell, HP, Lenovo, etc. didn’t think of it first.

    I think we can all agree that MACs could use a drastic refresh and maybe shaking free of its stodgy, derivative OS would be a great place to start. Leopard or Pussy or whatever is typically late and MAC users will be disappointed if it ever comes out anyway. Perhaps putting a top-shelf, real world OS on Apple’s toy hardware might generate some interest. You MAC sheep might actually get to play games or enjoy the fantastic Zune Marketplace. I love it. Come over to the light side.

    Your potential. Our passion.™

  3. Horrible idea not even worth reading. A not though on rebranding. Chevrolet bought Korean Daewoo and rebranded all cars to Chevrolet. One wonders what they thought of when they in that move turned the muscle-car brand into a Toycar looking brand. It looks soo wrong at so many levels to see the Chevrolet logo on one of those miniscule Korean cars.

  4. this is so asinine on so many different levels it’s almost not worth addressing. OS X “tax”?!? WTF!?! OS X costs Apple virtually nothing to install on a new Mac! It would be Windoze that would add significantly to the cost of a “hybrid” Mac. What a douche!

  5. Apple already sells the best Windows PCs, it just comes with Mac OS X software installed. If some numb skull wants to replace their beautiful Mac OS X software with that mutant virus called Windows Vista they can do so.

    Course, that would be a sure sign of that users insanity and a good reason to lock them away for treatment for awhile.

    Turn, as in we’re turning the corner on this now.

  6. “Since Windows is the dominant OS at present, that’s a good place to start.” This made me literally LOL.

    Kingsley-Hughes’ next great idea to take Apple’s profits to the next level: Shut the company down and give the money back to the shareholders. It’s so obvious in retrospect. Coming in next week’s column.

  7. YES!!

    Apple should offer a choice of Linux, Windows or Mac OS X installed.

    Their hardware sales will go through the ROOF!!!

    Apple already has a great retail presence, they are first and foremost A HARDWARE COMPANY.

    But they should keep a copy of Mac OS X on the drive until the user specifically requests to delete it.

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