TIME Magazine: Microsoft’s Windows Vista ‘an embarassment to the good name of American innovation’

“Vista is a perfectly respectable new iteration of Windows. They’ve even, finally, come up with a decent way to make laptops sleep and wake up again, which XP was never very good at. The fact that it took Microsoft over five years and $6 billion dollars to create Vista is — and I mean this quite seriously — an embarrassment to the good name of American innovation, but it’s perfectly fine,” Lev Grossman reports for TIME Magazine.

Grossman writess, “Two closing thoughts. One, there’s a lot of functionality built into Vista — look at the photo editor, which is integrated with the operating system and which works like a stripped-down version of the already-stripped-down Photoshop Elements. Isn’t that the kind of anti-competitive integration that got Microsoft into anti-trust court last time around? (Not that they ever left: they’re facing hundred-million Euro fines in Europe as we speak.)”

“And two, Vista’s real test won’t be some reviewer checking off features in his lonely office. It will come when millions of Vista users make their way out into the deep waters of the greater Internet ecology, where legions of Internet-based criminals will start banging away on its security features, looking for a way to fool it, break it or hijack it. Translucent borders are all well and good, but out there in the jungle, no one cares how pretty you are,” Grossman reports.

Full article here.

MacDailyNews Take: “Vista is a perfectly respectable new iteration of Windows.” Nothing like clearing the bar of no expectations, huh? Microsoft and innovation do not mix. Luckily for the good name of “American innovation,” that Apple’s actually doing it – as usual – instead of wasting time and money playing office politics and doing nothing in their cubicles all day except BS’ing and complaining about towels.

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73 Comments

  1. WTF?

    The new vista photo program is tied into the operating system.

    You mean you can’t remove it without harming the operating system like MS does with their browser?

    That makes no sense.

    if true, then it is just stupid.

  2. Reminds me of an episode of NewsRadio where Bill receives a review that calls him adequate and he endlessly spins it so that adequate is the ultimate anyone could possible aim for.

    New from Microsoft: Windows Vista – it’s “Perfectly Fine”.

  3. Microsoft has to innovate a lot…

    It takes quite a lot of innovation to get away with stealing,

    every…

    single…

    time…

    , and fool the public that they created it themselves.

    That’s were all the billions went, they had to come up with new ideas on how to sell a bad copy of yesterday’s Mac OS as tomorrows'”new” shiny cool (sarcasm) Microsoft Windows. So while the marketing department is loaded with cash, the actual developers were probably underpaid and rioting (how otherwise can one build such a big pile of DRM crap).

    MDN magic word: directly, as in, they should be directly banned from selling it.

    To all the fools buying it: have fun with all the DRM. I wonder how long it is going to take for the web to be flooded with complaints (class-action lawsuits), as Windows starts block legitamet software or content. Any OS that serves the industry while disadvantages its user should be left alone. In fact, perhaps the industry should be paying users to install it. That would probably be the only way of driving adaption of this rather vile, poorly engineered, loathsome, obnoxious, and pathetic product of Bill’s uninmaginative mind.

  4. Give it a break, guys. The vast majority of computer users can be quite satisfied with “a much improved version of Windows”. Especially if it is significantly more secure than their previous version. When you are used to all the boiled potatoes you can eat, a BK Broiler is a huge upgrade. We Mac users have been spoiled and we should spend more time being grateful for that and less time sneering at the peasants. Be happy for them, their lives have just gotten noticeably better – and yours haven’t, not quite yet. So, take your Big Mac with fries over to your corner and watch silently as they learn to enjoy something better for a change. In a month or two we’ll be blowing this joint for a sit-down restaurant with real waiters.

    DLMeyer – the Voice of G.L.Horton’s Stage Page

  5. We could have Sly Stallone as Rocky doing an ad for Vista.

    Hey! Youse guys. Vista is perfectly fine. Like, its ok…know what I mean?

    Won’t do youse no harm. Doan worry bout it. Its almost as pretty as my Mac.

  6. Lev Grossman really blew it. TIME is an embarrassment to the good name of American journalism. Et tu, Grossman?

    How can so many people get it wrong? How pervasive is Apple’s FUD machine? All I ask is Apple play fair. Microsoft would never stoop so low as to manipulate the media in Cupertino’s typically underhanded way. Microsoft has the guts to put Vista out there on its own merits which include innumerable innovations that will be revealed over time. Microsoft is the master of subtlety: Vista’s magnificence will reveal itself over time. The “Wow” is now and forever. Cupertino, start your copiers.

    Innovator and visionary Bill Gates’ genuine and electrifying enthusiasm for Redmond’s latest dazzling iteration of Windows in each brilliant interview this past week lets you know Microsoft has a lot of vitality left. I say they’re only getting started. The forces are all coming into alignment: xBox, Zune, and now, Vista.

    Your potential. Our passion.

  7. Macaday,

    They’ve done it for two and a half decades now, I don’t know why it would be any harder for them now then it has been before… That’s really part of the problem.

    I think the real question is when are the consumers of pcs that won’t run OS X going to get sick and tired of the same-ole same-ole from MS? I keep hoping that one of these decades there will be a massive shift of public opinion about MS, accompanied by an actual shift in the pc market place. We’re now into the second mature generation, and the third up and coming generation of potential pc buyers, and thanks to the iPod, just about everyone on the planet has now heard of Apple Inc.

    Its getting to be a kind of delayed earthquake scenario – The longer MS goes relatively unchallenged, the bigger and faster this hoped-for market shift will inevitably be.

  8. Zune Tang:

    Bravo!

    I think, more than anything else I’ve read, your statement illustrates why Microsoft is where it is today (and why it will continue on its current course).

    Surely without the leadership of Gates and Ballmer, MicroSoft would never have had a chance to claim the space it occupies within the hearts and minds of millions of computer users around the world. I’m talking about the users who spend countless hours with their computers, and come to know what MicroSoft excellence really means.

    ~M

    The requirements said Windows Vista or better, so I bought a Mac

  9. Zune Tang said…
    “The forces are all coming into alignment: xBox, Zune, and now, Vista.”

    I think he meant…
    The forces are all coming into alignment: xBox, Vista, Peristaltic rush, then…. Zune.

    Microsoft.
    We are so full of innovation, we could just squirt.

  10. Lev is bang on the button when he says – “What truly makes a great user interface is an ineffable internal logic, a set of consistent internal rules that one absorbs without their having to be stated…”
    Apple understand the “interface” between the user and the computer interface, because they understand and have attained the ‘Ness.

    Apple Dictionary Ineffable = indescribable, inexpressible, beyond words, beyond description, begging description; indefinable, unutterable, untold, unimaginable; overwhelming, breathtaking, awesome, marvelous, wonderful, staggering, amazing.

    If that aint the ‘Ness I’m lost.

    Lev mentions the photo editor …”which is integrated with the operating system and which works like a stripped-down version of the already-stripped-down Photoshop Elements.”

    Photoshop Elements might be stripped down but IMHO it’s much better for it, most of the time, in the domestic world

    Talking about PICS

    I am shameless.

  11. Hmmmmm. I liked the article.

    “Vista is a better OS than XP … except that it doesen’t… or…… or……”

    “Funtionality is in Vista. Look at the photo editor, which is integrated with the operating system and which works like a stripped-down version of the already-stripped-down Photoshop Elements.”

    In other words,it has this neat feature, that is not very good and even less good than some other crap… LOL I love it. ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”grin” style=”border:0;” />

    Why is a PC users idea of better, just better than the last piece of crap I was using?????

    N.

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