Ballmer: Zune’s Wi-Fi will help Microsoft challenge Apple’s iPod+iTunes

“Microsoft Corp. expects wireless song and photo sharing to be the feature that helps it challenge the dominant iPod in the market for portable music players, Chief Executive Steve Ballmer said on Monday,” Reuters reports.

Reuters reports, “In a phone interview with Reuters on Monday, Ballmer said he sees wireless technology, allowing users to beam photos and songs to one another, compensating for Apple’s early-mover advantage, because the iPod does not offer that feature yet. ‘You could say, ‘yeah we’re starting out umpty-ump millions players behind’ or you could say ‘hey look, there is a whole new paradigm that is going to happen in this business and we’re jumping in at the beginning,” Ballmer said. ‘Who knows when Apple will jump in? It’s a good company. I’m sure it won’t take (Apple) forever,’ he added.”

“The Zune represents a major strategic shift in Microsoft’s challenge to Apple in the digital music player market,” Reuters reports. “The company failed to find a hit when it tried to replicate its Windows PC model by focusing on music software with the Windows Media player and digital rights management, while leaving the device development to hardware manufacturers. ‘In a sense, we have certainly embraced, with the Zune, the business model of the market leader,’ Ballmer said.”

Full article here.
For some reason, we’ve never noticed a groundswell of users demanding that they be able to share a DRM-laden song that self-destructs after 3 plays over a 30-foot Wi-Fi connection that you have to initiate by walking over the the would-be sharer and asking them to beam you a song. Good luck finding another Zune user, by the way. We used to have a Palm. It could “share” data wirelessly with others. We used it once to see if it worked. It did. We never bothered with it again. We wouldn’t have even done it once if the data we beamed was set to evaporate after three measly views. Just because Microsoft has to conjured up some feature that would allow them to differentiate their brown squirter from the iPod, doesn’t mean the feature is useful or desirable. Zune’s Wi-Fi “sharing” certainly isn’t “a whole new paradigm,” it’s more a tool for marketing distraction than anything else.

The New York Times’ Andrew Ross Sorkin visited CNN’s “Amercian Morning” show earlier today to visit with Miles O’Brien and Soledad O’Brien to discuss to Microsoft’s Zune:

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67 Comments

  1. The Zune will continue for the next 3 or 4 years and will gain some traction…probably in the 3rd iteration through sheer brute force marketing…That will probably erode Apple’s market share to 68%…then as MDN points out..Apple licenses FairPlay and it’s truly GameOver

  2. ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”LOL” style=”border:0;” /> Zunes crippled wireless isn’t going to do anything for them to compete with the iPod. If that feature wasn’t so crippled and limited then they might of had a slight chance for some business. But unfortunately there’s a lot more wrong with the turd, I mean Zune then is worth buying it. Especially at the same price as a 30 gig iPod video.

  3. The social aspect of the Zune is a good idea. Their implementation is horrid and poorly thought out.

    Think of how much fun the Library Sharing feature in iTunes was when they first introduced it. If Apple could implement something like that (the ability to browse and stream songs) in future iPods that would be a good next step.

    Forget about the squirting feature. Streaming from one iPod to the next while in range should suffice. They could implement some sort of tracking system so that when you dock your iPod later you have the option of going to the store to buy the songs you streamed earlier.

  4. LOL! Every time the Ballmerman monkey tries to use the word “innovation” in the same sentence with the word “MicroSoft”, I roll on the floor laughing! The only time the sentence will work is that there is a word “not” between the “MicroSoft” and “innovation”.

  5. Ha ha Myron. Real Funny.

    Petty little insults just don’t matter because the great and wise Ballmer will prove you all wrong. I’m gonna need like 3 Zunes because of all of the photos and music I’m gonna be squirting around. Welcome to the Social.

    Thank you, Microsoft!

  6. If MS was so sure that they were going to control the online music market why did the release the Zune? Remember 2 or 3 years ago how they went on about the “plays for sure” download options were going to wipe iTunes off the map. Why would I buy this device when they have a track record of dropping anything that they were so sure it was going to work. Will there be a Zune in 2 years? Would it be so surprising if MS dropped the Zune in a couple of years and where would you be left? No Thanks. I will stick with my iPod. 5 years strong and counting.

  7. ‘yeah we’re starting out umpty-ump millions players behind’

    Umpty-ump? This the most inarticulate CEO in history. Or maybe Digital Underground’s “Humpty Dance” is one of the free tracks preinstalled on the Zune. That could be a good theme song for it. To wit:

    “Stop whatcha doin’ cause I’m about to ruin
    The image and the style that ya used to.
    I look funny but yo I’m makin’ money see
    So yo world I hope you’re ready for me.
    Now gather round, I’m the new fool in town.”

    That’s dead on, except the part about making money. Other good lines:

    They say I’m ugly but it just don’t faze me.
    People say “Yo, Humpty, you’re really funny lookin.'”
    Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me.

    Full lyrics here:
    http://www.lyricsdepot.com/digital-underground/the-humpty-dance.html

  8. im so glad balmer is running this company.

    hes one of these tasteless idiots who thinks they get it, we’ll he doesnt.

    MDNs take is spot on, in this particular case micosoft are using wifi as a feature, the only problem is, no one needs the feature, its a pointless feature, its a waste of technology, a waste of development resources and a waste of money.

    Channel and take advantage of a technology for a purpose, not just because you can.

    they’re so clueless about what people want that when they TRY to innovate they come up with a feature that is totally pointless.

    This tells you that microsoft truly do not understand and have in place any real talent and brains in their company, and also that their marketing department out-muscles their development team on what features it decides to implement.

    they should have tried to create an installer that actually worked before adding features that no one needs.

  9. When the marketing people are in charge, you get nothing of quality. Only hype and ideas that sound good in theory, but are hell to replicate in engineering and end-user experience.

    NOTE TO MDN: On a related note to others who have mentioned it – perhaps all things “Zune” should be relegated to the iPod Daily News site from here on out, since otherwise it really has nothing to do with the Mac.

  10. I think I’m gonna buy a Zune today after all. Why not try this whole thing out first before I decide to stay Mac or not. My Gateway still works just fine with XP.

    Also, we shouldn’t pick on Zune Tang so much, he’s got some good points about how MS is going to eventually take a big chunk of market share from Apple in the music business.

  11. Geez, but Ballmer is such a major tool. Every sentence oozes simultaneously with arrogance, hutzpah, and sheer disconnect/stupidity.

    A “new paradigm” is on its way? And what evidence does he have of that? And the notion of Apple “jumping in”. Whatever they do they’ve already been working on, you dumb shit! But Apple works on things until they get them right. They don’t just shovel shit out the door so they can see “We were first!”.

    “Apple’s a good company”? WTF! Apple is an outstanding company that MS gets most of its “innovations” from.

    STFU you ugly bastard!

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