BusinessWeek: ‘By this time next year, Microsoft’s Zune will be considered a dismal failure’

“After five years of pummeling us with the iPod and its associated iTunes music service and some 3,000 accessories, Apple is poised to face what some might say is its first real challenger. And that challenger is Microsoft’s digital music player, Zune, which is poised to hit the market on Nov. 14 with the express intent of encroaching on Apple’s turf,” Arik Hesseldahl writes for BusinessWeek.

“I can’t fault Microsoft for envying Apple’s success. (And it’s not exactly the first time that Microsoft has looked on enviously at something that Apple does.) Even for Microsoft, which took in $44.6 billion in revenue in the most recent fiscal year, a product that brings in $7.6 billion in sales a year is nothing to sneeze at. Over five years, Apple has sold nearly 70 million iPods worth nearly $14 billion—all that at gross margin estimated to be at or near 50%,” Hesseldahl writes. “So does the Zune have a chance?”

Hesseldahl writes, “But so far, the device doesn’t have much to offer compared with the iPod. It will come in only one storage capacity, and that isn’t all that high, especially when you consider that it’s intended to play a mix of music and video. The Zune won’t have all that many accessories, won’t integrate with any cars, and doesn’t support any language other than English.”

“So what does Zune offer the potential iPod-hater beyond the fact that it’s not an iPod? For one, there’s wireless connectivity… But how many times a day do you really feel like sharing a song that’s playing on your personal player with someone else? It’s almost more efficient, and more permanent given the ‘3-play 3-day’ limitations on playing shared songs I’ve been hearing about, to burn a CD and give that to your friend,” Hesseldahl writes.

Hesseldahl writes, “You have to be cool to know cool. And since when is Microsoft cool? The iPod was cool from birth. The Zune will be seen for what it is: a me-too product that is expressing Microsoft’s envy at not being cool. It will carve out its own niche of the market, but by this time next year, it will be considered a dismal failure.”

Full article here.
Independent Zune reviews, while somewhat repetitive, are still quite fun to read. We have to imagine that Hesseldahl’s “dismal failure” line launched at least one chair and caused several F-bombs to be dropped in Uncle Fester’s office this morning. We honestly can’t recall another product that’s been so heavily publicized, yet so poorly received as Microsoft’s brown squirter.

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50 Comments

  1. At the risk of repeating myself and others in the MDN forum, just wait until the general public gets its hands on one of these iTurds and sees for itself what a rip-off it really is!

    No video. No click wheel. No previously-purchased “Plays For Sure” songs. No real, lasting “squirting” of songs to others. Only 30GB of storage space. No “podcasting.” No audiobooks. No free-standing songs of ANY kind, those ripped from one’s purchased CDs or created with “Garageband.”

    Let the howling (and returning to the store of purcahse) begin!

  2. DEEP UNDERGROUND AT THE REDMOND COMMAND CENTER

    “C’mon giys, there’s still a chance.
    I mean, what if a strange and mysterious virus plagues iTunes?
    What if brown is the next white?
    What if we put out a contract on a certain genuis?
    OK, maybe we just threaten to…
    Unless MacHeads buy a Zune-they will lose their leader!!!!
    Let’s get advertising and retail in here NOW!!! And WHERE ARE ALL MY CHAIRS?????”

    TT
    MW:alone

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