Apple’s new iPod Nano resembles “a shrunken version of the beloved [iPod mini], which was once my favorite iPod; it had rounded metal edges that made it a delight to hold. You rolled it around in your hand like Captain Queeg’s steel spheres. So to speak. It also has the old Mini colors. The iPod haters insist that the appeal is shallow — you’re just paying money for fancy colors! Well, welcome to America, Karl Marx Jr. Here’s something to annoy you even more: I got a new Nano because it matched the color of my car. Deal with it,” James Lileks writes for The Minneapolis Star Tribune.
Lileks writes, “There’s also a pink version to match the popular pink RAZR, because Apple is not stupid. Pink moves the merch. Microsoft, however, is ready to strike back. Pictures of the new Zune Mp3 player have been released. There’s a white model and a black model, just like the iPod, but the Zune has a third color to complete with the Nano’s bright metallic hues.”
“Brown,” Lileks writes. “They say the Zune’s an iPod killer. It’s all clear now: It’s going to bore it to death.”
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Dagnabbit. I LIKE the brown Zune.
(It looks like an old-time radio.)
Zune will bore the iPod to death…
With a brown dental drill!! Muahahahaaahhh!!!
This year, brown is the new black. Sorry to say it, folks, but it is popular. Yes, the Zune will likely suck, but they did pick that color for a reason.
Just read that Microsoft have confirmed a price of $229.99 for the 30gig Zune.
I released a fat Brown Zune this morning.
Yes, brown is a “trendy” color, but it’s ugly on the Zune.
the zune is already out in the market. just this morning i saw a zune in my toilet, oh wait nevermind that was my diarrhea
Since the Zune is only music at this point (save for your own homegrown or web-based video content), it is a music device – but so is the nano.
Apple is positioning the nano against the Zune, and for pure music, the nano will win hands down.
The iPod video is if one really wants music and movies or TV, etc… The Zune? Not a player in this market, but sure is bulky and large enough, but isn’t ready for this, so get an iPod video.
This is Apple’s goal – pit the nano vs. the Zune, and let the iPod video stand alone.
Should work just fine.
Woops, Forgot the link:
http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/portable-media/zunes-final-price-22999-msrp-202066.php.
At $229.99, I still don’t think the Zune will eat into iPods marketshare, but it will certainly put all of Microsofts “Plays for sure” partners out of business.
a great color for a piece of crap
Dude, I jsut took the biggest stinkiest zune EVAR.
Nice one Winchester, did yours come with a screen too?
Zune is $229.99, where’s the link?
I added the link above.
Winchester Biggins wins! That one made me laugh out loud! Still laughin’!
poone
(a knock on the bathroom door)
(from inside) “just a minute, I’m taking a Zune !!”
If you follow the $229.99 link at gizmodo, read the comments at the bottom of the page. I feel sorry for all the posters whom are looking forward to the Zune. These people think that Microsoft really knows how to enter a new market. Microsoft has never been sucessful at entering a new market! And they say that Apple users drink the kool-ade!
Nothing wrong with the brown Zune…it’s just the wrong shape. It should be roughly cylindrical with tapered ends and it’s surface randomly studded with undigestible pieces of organic material.
I honestly don’t think that $20 is gonna make someone choose a Zune over an iPod.
“Yes, the Zune will likely suck, but they did pick that color for a reason.”
From the photos I’ve seen, the result of their effort to use an appealing color is something very unappealing. For whatever reason, the materials, the finish, it looks awful. I like dark brown, but either it photographs very poorly or someone made a huge mistake.
To Winchest er begins:
I usually just scoff off at people trying to come up with humorous quotes, which they believe is funny, but your quote made me laugh pretty good!
Chocolate brown is the new black.
Um, I believe the pink razor was introduced to match the original pink iPod Mini.
One thing you will notice about Apple products, they are bilaterally symmetrical. Meaning they can be used either right or left handed. The mouse has always worked for left or right, including being able to switch the primary button to either side. MicroShaft stuff is notoriously right centric, the “ergonomic” mouse that only fits the right hand, for instance. The photo of the Zune, again is right hand biased.
http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/portable-media/zunes-final-price-22999-msrp-202066.php.
As a left hander and an Apple user I doubly reject the Zune
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