Microsoft Windows Vista: If you can’t innovate… try to impersonate Apple’s Mac OS X

“On Monday, Steve Jobs addressed thousands of Macintosh hardware and software developers at Apple’s annual Worldwide Developers Conference. The clear message: the traditional Cold War between Mac OS and Windows is back on, and now it’s wearing spurs,” Andy Ihnatko writes for The Chicago Sun-Times.

“No kidding. Steve did everything but pound his shoe on the table and insist that his placement of iMacs in Cuba was merely a case of helping a brother revolutionary defend itself from industrial imperialism. Vista, the new overhaul of Microsoft Windows, will (dear Lord, please) finally be released in January, after five years’ worth of delays. Steve was keen on sharing Apple’s impartial opinion that Vista is but a shabby clone of Mac OS… last year’s Mac OS,” Ihnatko writes.

Ihnatko writes, “And Apple hasn’t exactly been sitting on its hands for the last 15 months. ‘Well, if you can’t innovate… impersonate,’ Apple’s VP of software engineering chided. And then the conference hall’s giant screens were filled with a photo of a fat Elvis.”

“Ouch,” Ihnatko writes. “They do have a point. If Microsoft’s current public beta of Vista and Apple’s sneak preview of Mac OS 10.5 (“Leopard,” promised for spring delivery) are anything to go by… Microsoft is in big, big trouble… Steve Jobs generated more genuine enthusiasm for Leopard in 90 minutes than Microsoft has generated for Vista in the last five years.”

Full article here.

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32 Comments

  1. macfreek,

    Apple is winning today, with gold metal after gold metal. It doesn’t matter what percentage of the market they owe. The percentage they _do_ own is very, very, very strong and stable. That’s what matters. The Windows side of the fence is such a mess because nobody and their dog has a leader showing them the way. Apple is being a leader with respect to Macs.

  2. I work with a top 5 bank in the U.S., and we are planning to move to XP later this year! We are still running Office 2000. Based on the amount of games people play here, it seems the preference for Windows is based on the ability to play Solitare, freecell and mine sweeper.

  3. Macaday,

    You’re probably a bit off, but not by much.

    How about…

    On life support: 2010

    Death: 2015

    Forgotten: 2020

    The family of Microsoft has announced the death of Windows after a long battle with illness. Originally born in 1985 as the illegitimate child of Cupertino-based company and a pig wearing a particularly unflattering shade of lipstick, Windows’ early life was characterised by being unable to walk and chew gum at the same time.

    In August 1995, Windows underwent a partially successful operation to cure a previously unknown disease called DOS however some brain-damaged programs continued to be invoked from a command line until Windows’s death causing many IT analysts to believe that this version of Windows was the so-called Missing Link between modern computing and monkeys hitting each other with sticks.

    Unfortunately, some of the medical decisions taken in 1995 caused Windows to develop a virulent auto-immune deficiency combined with a voracious appetite to have unprotected relationships with a number of unsuitable partners and – by 2006 (and having changed its name to Windows XP) – it was alleged to have had over 150,000 partners who had forced it to become a gibbering idiot capable of sending out millions of unwanted communications every day to people offering everything from painkillers to breast enlargement.

    Multiple attempts to fight back the onset of senility whilst still maintaining the original character of Windows resulted in another name change to Windows Vista in 2008. However, by now, the writing was on the wall as Windows developed further auto-immune complications even whilst undergoing surgery. Its final years were spent thrashing around trying to find a suitable legacy for posterity, including being the foundation for a generation of second-rate, quarter-assed devices such as games consoles, mobile phones and even refrigerators.

    Windows leaves several billion unsatisfied customers and a retinue of tens of thousands of flunkeys who made a living selling hardware, software and support. However, it is probably the world of the criminal and anti-social who will miss this most promiscuous of technology products and the opportunities it presented to spread chaos, confusion and misery.

    A close friend, Steve Ballmer (a man who was once filmed dancing with monkeys), is said to be grief-stricken and many local furniture salespeople are said to have received bulk orders presumably for the wake.

    The funeral, which will be private, will be held on Thursday. The family request that, in lieu of flowers, donations should be made to The Jim Allchin Mission for Distressed IT Worker which seeks to find useful employment for technology support staff who have fallen on hard times.”

  4. Yeah, acceptance of Vista will not be instant by the IT folks, especially if it requires purchasing new hardware. New acquisitions will have to survive the bean counters. This is common sense, guys. It’ll come on all those fancy new computers, which will be expensive. Cutting-edge customers will have it, but everyone else will wait until service pack one is out at least. See, the thing about Vista is that its appearance fills people with consternation — even its fans. Contrast that to the salivation that you see for Leopard.

    Microsoft has lost the battle, and this is evidence that they’re losing the war.

  5. The really stupid thing is that regardless of how shit Vista is, we all know it will sell a lot of copies. Microsoft have spent how many billions on this thing? Surely they could have made something equally as crappy for a fraction of the cost?

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