The full poop on Atech’s toilet paper holder with dock for Apple iPod

Atech’s “iCarta” Stereo Dock for iPod with Bath Tissue (sounds better than toilet paper) Holder promises to “Enhance your Experience in any room with your favorite music from your iPod.”

• 4 Integrated high performance moisture-free speakers deliver exceptional clarity and high quality sound
• Charges your iPod while playing music
• Audio selector allows you to play iPod shuffle or other Audio device
• Integrated Bath tissue holder that can be easily folded as a stereo dock
• Requires AC Power (AC Adapter included)
• Easy to remove from Wall Mount

Dimension (W x H x D): 8.25in x 3.68in x 7.12in (210mm x 93mm x 181mm)

Power Requirements:
12.5 V, 1.25A AC adapter

2 x tweeters for highs, 2 x woofers for lows

Made For iPod: Compatible with all iPod with dock connectors.

No pricing information exists on Atech’s site. According to the SCI-FI Blog, it looks like it’s priced at $99.95. No reseller information is available.

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[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “Escaport” for the heads up.]

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  1. Don’t know about inferior countries … but in England water conducts electricity, and therefore we don’t have many plug sockets in our bathrooms. Just the one socket for a shaver by the sink.

    Here in America, we have an incredible invention called “ground fault interrupt sockets” which prevent electrocutions. Just one of the many life-enhancing technologies here in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

  2. Imagine how filthy that iPod will get.

    1: Set up, drop drawers and poop.

    2: Wipe butt with toilet paper, miss a little and get some on fingers unnaware.

    3: Remove headphones with shitty fingers to raise drawers.

    4: Grab iPod with same shitty fingers and place (hopefully) next to sink to wash hands.

    5: Dry hands and pick up shitty iPod and go back to the office to eat your sandwich.

    6: Notice a brown smear on your white bread, you eat it anyway.

  3. “Enhance your Experience in any room with your favorite music from your iPod.”


    What do they think, people are going to put toilet paper holders in every room of their house? WTF?!

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