We haven’t heard much from chanting, dancing, sweating, chair-throwing and swearing Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer since last month when he admitted that some of Windows Vista’s features will be “kissing cousins” to Mac OS X, so we thought we’d have some fun in the form of another photo captioning contest in the tradition of the ones we’ve held previously featuring RealNetworks’ CEO Rob Glaser.
So what if it’s one of those contests where nobody wins a “real” prize? Who cares! It’s fun anyway. Below is a photo of Steve Ballmer, Microsoft CEO – let’s see what you can do with it! [Thanks to MDN Reader “Lance” for the photo suggestion.]
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“Just think of all the cash we’re gonna make from our anti-virus-spyware subscription service!”
Please, please,please may I have some more porridge
Praise ‘da Lord!
Vista will be our Salvation…
Pray with me now my children!
“Last night, I had my dick in a vice, and I well, I experimented a bit and …”
Speaking to towelless Microsoft employees, “Steve Jobs won’t prevent Windows from running on Intel-based Macs. You might wonder what our customers will do when they have a choice between Windows and Mac OS X right in front of their faces. I’ve got one strategy – PRAY, PRAY, PRAY! GIVE IT UP FOR ME!!!”
What? Another Exploit that cripples Windows XP?? Hot Damn!!! I can smell Windows VISTA Sales Now!!!
“We’ve got Apple on one side, Google on the other, and we’re in the middle; too bloated to get out of the way. So what happens to Microsoft? This!”
Oofhaa, that one really smelled bad!
I’m gonna f’n kill Apple, right after I f’n kill Google!!!
Yeah Billy, look, Stevie made a poopie!
Bill, not so rough!
“Please don’t — in my mouth, Bill”
Rob, spread your ass like goatse and i’ll crawl inside!
“Now I just roll the dough like this”
“oh please please, help me Jesus”
please god…if you help me pass this one I’ll never eat 3 BigMacs in one sitting again.
I just had an ipod inserted in my ass.
Friction, baby!
“elementary school humor” damn, I nearly lost it reading your caption:-)
mw: size …fitting
That wasn’t hand cream? Doh!
God this one is stretching my ass sooooooo wide! ooooowwwwwwwweeeeeee!
This is what we’re gonna do to “podcasting” – SMACK!
From now on, repeat after me, it’s Blogcasting.
BLOGCASTING, BLOGCASTING, BLOGCASTING!
All iPods must be turned in following this meeting. We’ll give you 10% towards Dell DJ’s instead.
Fsck I’m ugly.
THANK YOU BILL MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!!!
I’d button my shirt’s top button, but I can’t find any with a 40-inch neck.