David Letterman asks for submissions for ‘Top Ten Signs You’re In Love With Your Apple iPod’

CBS’s Late Show with David Letterman invites you to try your hand at the comedy-writing craft in their weekly Top Ten Contest. If your joke makes Letterman’s Top Ten List, you’ll win a high-tech Late Show with David Letterman Mousepad.

This week’s topic:

“Top Ten Signs You’re In Love With Your iPod”

Once submitted, your entry will become the property of CBS and Worldwide Pants Incorporated. If selected as a winner, you consent to the publication of your entry, and your name and hometown on the World Wide Web, in print, or on television, or anywhere else, forever.

Submit your Top Ten entry(s) here.

38 Comments

  1. Beth…horrible….just horrible thoughts. ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”smile” style=”border:0;” />

    I do like the the thigh idea….but I can’t make a phone call to “alert” someone (as in Keep the Faith) No fun in that. Although I could just put my hand up there and dial in Isacc Hayes, or Barry White….or Nine Inch Nails. hmmmm….that might work….better than the phone.

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    If your iPod is with you more than your loved one you have a problem.

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