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“Top Ten Signs You’re In Love With Your iPod”
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i’M JAMMIN’ iN a BLACK UNITARD 24/7
You just got hit by another bus
Top Ten Signs You’re In Love With Your Apple iPod:
“You’d rather “Jack in” than “Jack off”.
maybe if you have a mini and u store it where i do instead of getting a case :O
i also put the armband on my thigh instead of my arm to be flirty sometimes lol.
mac beth – you must have tiny thighs, because i can’t get that armband around my 20″ pythons. that could be a new trend – lacy thigh band ipod cases.
there was a time when it would have been harder to do lol.
exercise helps u wear your ipod and ipod helps u exercise, it all works out!
Beth…horrible….just horrible thoughts.
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I do like the the thigh idea….but I can’t make a phone call to “alert” someone (as in Keep the Faith) No fun in that. Although I could just put my hand up there and dial in Isacc Hayes, or Barry White….or Nine Inch Nails. hmmmm….that might work….better than the phone.
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If your iPod is with you more than your loved one you have a problem.
Those white earphone cords keep getting caught in your zipper.
You keep trying to change the TV channel with your thumb.
Instead of the traditional variety, you start asking your wife for Steve Jobs.
-submitted to Letterman @ 12:45pm 9/7/04
ummmm everybody changes tv channels with their thumb lol.
Mac Beth,
I hear Belkin has a new vibrating accessory that plugs right in to the iPod. The only drawback is that it runs on the iPod’s battery and we all know what they say about iPod batteries.
ya, 8 hours aint enough i can last for 12
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your whole life is one big playlist
I found one online already.
Top 10 Reasons You’re in Love with your iPod.”
http://www.babetaxi.com/index.php/babetaxi/more/forget_diamonds_an_ipod_is_really_a_girls_best_friend/
My favorite is #6.
here’s a sign…
if u use your middle finger on the scroll wheel instead of your thumb 😀
the gals will know what im sayin
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especially if you clip it right in the middle of your waistband lololol.
mac beth is etither a 60 year old man or a 400 lb pig!
Oops wasn’t thinking remote control. Alright change that to:
You try and operate everything electrical with only your thumb.
is this going to be on TV?
Mac Beth, we’ve missed your flirty ways here in MDN.. where have you been at??
When saying “I got something in my pocket that’ll make you happy!” isn’t offensive.
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MacBeth: for sure you are talking about the clitowheel* of the iPod to fell some love with a scrolling middle finger
*also known as click-wheel
Jimmy…
You must be a dork…. your immature remark was not appreciated here…
Careful, or I might just tell your mommie youre using her computer !
Mac Beth…. you GO girl !!
and if you need help charging your battery… Im available !
http://www3.kinghost.com/teen/linda/lluba/thehun.htm
That should say it all.
lol i cant tell if she’s got a mini tucked in there.
jimmys imature u r right and and thats really sayin something on this page!! 😀
twilight i never stopped visiting and posting stuff but sometimes im feeling flirtier than others
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top sign: u get Menu, play, and skip marks tattooed on your left aureola! (somebody said that a while ago i dont remember where so dont blame me lol)
ow ow ow my eyes are watering just imagining it 🙁
ok im just gettin sillier i will stop now
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