Piper Jaffray raises Apple estimates on iPod sales, ‘30-inch monitor, colour screen iPod and multi-c

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“Analyst Gene Munster of Piper Jaffray issues a “market perform” rating on Apple Computer, while raising his estimates for the company. The target price has been raised from $30 to $32,” New Ratings reports. “Shares of Apple Computer, a global compute hardware products and related software solutions provider, are currently trading at $28.06.”

“According to Piper Jaffray

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  5. Well, now the secret’s out, you Mac Fags. The multi-coulour MacCrap desktop is the size of a TicTac which will disappoint all of you sausage smuggling, goo swallowers since you won’t be able to feel it upon insertion into your faggy Mac Lunatic anuses. I hope you all drop dead along with your platform, but not before, because I want to see all you Hippie, Commie, Butt Buddys cry first. Apple makes shit and you fags pay them way too much for fecal matter.

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  10. My compliments Ron! You are a poet. I suppose that you would buy a Mac but you don’t have the money ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”wink” style=”border:0;” />
    Right?

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  11. Hey I recognize Ron…..That’s Ron Jeremy right? hehehe I knew it…

    Welcome to the board Ron!!! Your years of experience in sausage smuggling and goo swallowing will be a welcome addition to the forums… ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”smile” style=”border:0;” />

    Hmmm what was it that Nielson said? Mac users are smarter, make more money and are better educated? Hey Ron, that’s why we use Macs. 1) We are richer than you and 2) We are smarter than you.

    Now get the fuck off this site.

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  12. You hippie, liberal, Kerry-loving, tree-hugging, Steve Jobs-worshipping Mac Homos will never learn. You spead too much time packing fudge, I guess. So, I’ll spell it out for you retarded manmeat-lickers: NOBODY WANTS MACS (except 2% of the world’s fags) AND THE MAC IS ABOUT TO FINALLY, FREAKING, BLESSEDLY DIE.

    DIE MAC DIE! DIE MAC DIE! DIE MAC DIE! DIE MAC DIE! DIE MAC DIE! DIE MAC DIE! DIE MAC DIE! DIE MAC DIE! DIE MAC DIE!

    When it happens I’ll laugh and laugh at you fags who will be back in your closets crying your pussy eyes out. Then you’ll have to learn how to use a real computer that runs WIndows. Poor Mac fags.

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  13. ron,

    If Mac dies, from whom will Microsoft copy? You do understand why Windows looks and works the way it does, right? It is the poor man’s Mac. Windows is for people too cheap or stupid or ignorant to buy the real thing. Learn your history and then get some help for your raging homosexual tendencies that you try so brutally hard to mask, yet fail almost as spectacularly as Wintel fails to match the Mac experience.

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  14. Does your Windows machine not have spell check, or do you even know what spell check is…..???

    Oh I forgot…Mac users are smarter. Learn how to spell man…..

    hehehehe.

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  19. Who’s ron?

    By his rant, it seems that the truth is out about the Wintel elite. They have more zealousy and angst than the Mac, Amiga and Linux communities combined. I guess the Evil Empire of Redmond has increased the dosage of MS-flavored koolaid for the newbie grunts of the BGA squad?!

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  20. As a conservative, I am glad you don’t represent conservatives as a group. True conservatives let the market decide for itself what products are superior. Are BMWs a lesser automobile than a Ford? BMW has less than 1% of the auto market. Most would say they are superior to a Ford. A Mac is superior to a Windows PC. It’s an exclusive club (5-10% depending on how ‘share’ is caculated)of which you are obviously not a member.

    Grow up ron. People will respect your opinion if you can communicate it intellegently. Your rantings currently tell others to ignore you and your sophmoric idiocy.

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  22. Man, sorry for my previous posts, I have spent the last three years living off of my own cum and feces.

    You see, at the mental institution where I preform for apples by sticking various items that the crowd offers to me, up my ass. I often get confused and start to get mad at things, Mac, the Pope, television and of course sensible, sane people. So I strike out.

    Rest assured that they have me back in my pen and the electro-shock therapies will continue through the night.

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  23. Man, I hate hearing things like this. I always thing I should have bought, or sold, or whatever. Plus I am emotionally attached to Apple stock. Oh well, it keeps life interesting.

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  24. Faggot:

    1. In England (era 1700s), a unit of mass for steel, equal to 120 lbs.

    2. In England, spicy meatball, often found boxed and frozen. You don’t have to go to the south pole to find a “frozen faggot”. (Example: http://www.mrbrainsfaggots.com/index.htm )

    3. In England, a slang term for a cigarette. “20 fags” in England = “1 pack” in the United States.

    3. A stick; or a bundle of sticks used for large fire, or for a pyre.

    4. But, in “Ron”‘s usage, he probably means it as a derogatory term for homosexuality. It’s origin is similar to #3 above, probably from “Not worth the faggot to burn him”. Not unlike witches and other socially unclean people of days gone by.

    I find it still quite sad that “faggot” doesn’t have the same impact as “nigger”. Regardless of your race, most of you reading this would be more offended if he had said “nigger”. In fact, it probably would have been pulled from the site. But, it is still quite acceptable to call someone a fag or queer while joking with friends. More commonly, “gay” is used to mean stupid, ridiculous or too outlandish, as in “That’s gay!”. NO, it is NOT acceptable.

    I really wish someone would clue me in as to why gays are hated so much as to appear to be a threat. A threat that has absolutely no basis. You must admit that two men in love have absolutely no impact upon the “family values” of heterosexuals. Alcoholism, drug addiction, financial problems, cheating and divorce are much greater and REAL threats. Using “family values” is nothing but sugar-coated bigotry, very similar to inter-racial marriages.

    By the way, I recently heard “He Jewed me down in the price.” I couldn’t believe my ears!!

    Silence is compliance for these idiots. If you say nothing, these people will think that you agree with them with what they say. Speak up. Just a few days ago, someone in my store said “Yea, that NASCAR driver is a fag.” I quickly rose my hand and in a rather loud voice said, “Excuse me. Fag in the room!” He quickly left. That NASCAR driver probably is gay. There isn’t a single population ANYWHERE on this planet that isn’t comprised of 5% homosexuals. Just like left-handedness, the human genome spits one out once in every 20 births. No one knows why yet. The only difference is how their society treats them.

    …Oh, yea, I like Macs!

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