Columnist: Apple’s smug faithful will not prevail, Microsoft ‘good enough’ for the rest of us

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  1. Well considering that microsoft got a considerable securaty problem in it’s windows xp that it had to bring out a second edition to fix it and even now you can download, shows how “secure” is windows.
    O wow one litte problem with a mac os X system, so what, windows got hundreds of them but no one seams to care about it or talk about it, just keep on using it.

  2. [I]”You paid too much, you idiot,” they bleat while furiously downloading patches to patch patches that patched patches issued to fix patches that broke while patching a patch that didn’t patch the first patch, but broke the last patch they patched.[/I]

    The only sentence I’ve ever read on a website, where I had to get a flipchart and draw a diagram so that I could understand it. I also had to make myself a large Canadian Club and ginger ale, but then I was probably going to have that anyway.

    That said, never a truer word spoken or written.

  3. The only reason we are annoying is that we are annoyed that so many are willing to put up with the crap of MS. THAT is annoying. Most Apple users do know both OS’s, so we know where our just pride comes from.

  4. MacDailyNews wrote, “‘You paid too much, you idiot,’ they bleat while furiously downloading patches to patch patches that patched patches issued to fix patches that broke while patching a patch that didn’t patch the first patch, but broke the last patch they patched.”

    ROTFLMFAO!!! I am officially stealing this and posting everywhere (I’ll credit MacDailyNews).

  5. To some people pee and champagne have both bubbles, are yellowish and taste funny. Of course they will get the cheaper product and let some other ‘suckers’ pay too much for a Veuve Cliquot: also yellowish, with bubbles and a funny taste.

    Let Nich Clayton and the rest have their flute of pee.

  6. What he doesn’t understand, obviously, is that once you use a Mac for a couple of weeks, the Microsoft experience is no longer “good enough.” Over a short time with OSX, it becomes rapidly more clear that Windows, in fact, bites ass. Normally, that would be fine…there are plenty of companies out there that produce crappy products. But Mircosoft uses their economic and monopolistic weight to virtually force (or perhaps fool) 95% of computer-buyers to use their refuse. And because Windows is so prevelant, Mac users are generally forced to deal with it, either directly or indirectly. That’s why we hate Microsoft.

  7. “You paid too much, you idiot,” they bleat while furiously downloading patches to patch patches that patched patches issued to fix patches that broke while patching a patch that didn’t patch the first patch, but broke the last patch they patched. Hey, where’s that imacheapdumbass.dll?!

    Ouch, sides splitting, hurts – too much laughter!

  8. “You paid too much, you idiot,” they bleat while furiously downloading patches to patch patches that patched patches issued to fix patches that broke while patching a patch that didn’t patch the first patch, but broke the last patch they patched.”
    LOL
    Then again this what keeps the M$ guys in business. Companies do not want to make the change, because they already have spended so much money to their systems. They don’t want to say that this was a huge mistake and make the change to Apple.

  9. DudeMac: because every Mac user reminds them that – after all – they could have chosen differently but did not. And they hate to see we are pleased and happy to use our computer, are relaxed in front of it, we have no horror stories about. In a word, they know they drink pee and hate all who drink champaign.

  10. “You paid too much, you idiot,” they bleat while furiously downloading patches to patch patches that patched patches issued to fix patches that broke while patching a patch that didn’t patch the first patch, but broke the last patch they patched.”
    LOL
    I have to try to translate this ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”smile” style=”border:0;” />
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  11. Microsoft – insecure by design … It’s designed so the government can keep track of individuals – that’s why, when candidates are surveyed, they say they run Windows – they want to appear like the average Joe – fact is, none of them touch Windows – but it’s great for the average person.

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