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Tag: Uncle Fester

1. Microsoft offers no apology for Windows 8, promises better with Windows Blue (Screen of Death)

   Tuesday, May 7, 2013 · 2:31 pm · 47 Comments

   With Windows 8, Microsoft ignored the basic tenets of change management…

2. Windows 8ista: Microsoft admits failure

   Tuesday, May 7, 2013 · 10:01 am · 87 Comments

   One of the most prominent admissions of failure since Coca-Cola’s New Coke fiasco…

3. How Tim Cook is like Steve Ballmer

   Tuesday, April 23, 2013 · 11:12 am · 31 Comments

   It’s worth pointing out that Apple is not the only big tech company…

4. Stick a fork in Microsoft’s Windows, it’s done

   Wednesday, April 17, 2013 · 9:31 am · 43 Comments

   Calling the latest operating system a ‘failure’ and Microsoft’s leaders ‘idiots’…

5. Microsoft’s stock takes beating after putrid Windows PC shipment reports

   Thursday, April 11, 2013 · 10:08 pm · 48 Comments

   Microsoft’s stock took a beating in trading today…

6. Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer deserves the Ron Johnson treatment

   Wednesday, April 10, 2013 · 2:03 pm · 20 Comments

   Microsoft’s CEO, Steve Ballmer, has had more than enough time…

7. The real reason Microsoft’s Windows Phone is failing

   Thursday, April 4, 2013 · 3:03 pm · 27 Comments

   It’s no secret: Windows Phone sales stink…

8. Why Microsoft’s Windows 8 is an even bigger flop than Windows Vista

   Tuesday, April 2, 2013 · 10:28 am · 40 Comments

   Windows 8 is doing significantly worse than Microsoft’s biggest failure, Windows Vista…

9. Can Microsoft executives really be that stupid?

   Thursday, March 7, 2013 · 1:01 pm · 37 Comments

   So here we go again…

10. Windows 8 uptake more like Vista than Windows 7

    Monday, December 3, 2012 · 9:48 am · 24 Comments

    After a month on the market, Windows 8′s usage uptake resembles 2007′s Vista…

11. Microsoft’s nightmare scenario coming true: The beleaguerment and collapse of Microsoft

    Friday, November 30, 2012 · 12:42 pm · 52 Comments

    The nightmare scenario for Microsoft that could lead to its business collapsing…

12. Ballmer suggests more Microsoft-branded devices coming

    Thursday, November 15, 2012 · 8:26 am · 31 Comments

    Ballmer said Microsoft would look at more opportunities to build its own devices…

13. So far, Microsoft and AT&T have blown $550 million pushing Windows Phones no one wants

    Thursday, July 19, 2012 · 12:36 pm · 43 Comments

    Microsoft has spent $400 million launching Windows Phone 8…

14. Microsoft’s $6.2 billion stumble starts crucial financial year

    Friday, July 6, 2012 · 5:38 pm · 48 Comments

    An ugly first week for Microsoft Corp’s new financial year…

15. How Apple pushed Microsoft to create its ‘Surface’ tablets

    Monday, June 25, 2012 · 10:21 am · 26 Comments

    Appel basically forced Microsoft to concoct their Blurry Ass Tablet™ efforts…

16. Jason Schwarz: Top 10 reasons why Microsoft’s Surface is DOA

    Friday, June 22, 2012 · 1:26 pm · 51 Comments

    The only explanation for Ballmer still being the CEO of Microsoft is that he must have photos on Bill Gates…

17. Ballmer: ‘We’ve got to beat’ Apple anyway, so let’s build retail stores right next to them

    Friday, January 13, 2012 · 11:03 am · 82 Comments

    If you thought that Microsoft was simply out to copy Apple’s popular retail experiment…