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bath tissue, thats stoopid, unless of course you use it in the bath, then be my guest and call it that

Shit, what a good idea!

Welcome to the beginning of the end of Western Civilization

I have now seen everything.

Now you can really listen to music that stinks.

Now I can listen to Al Gore's speaches and put shit in my brain while I shit out my ass

Have hours of fun competing against the woofers in "Cut the cheese mode".

Yet another part of the growing iPod economy that left the competition in the poo!

These would be great in Japan. Load up your iPod with flush noises ladies!

(Japanese toilets [some of them] make artificial flushing noises - basically to introduce enough white noise to cover up pooping and peeing noises which some women find [apparently] to be very embarrasing)

The "PoopDeck"?

"Moisture free speakers" Now how is the toilet paper holder going to get wet?

If you listen to gospel, would that be a holy crap?

I'll just sit here patiently and wait for Ampar's reply... It's got to be the shit!

MDN magic word "Dump"

Don't know about inferior countries, e.g the one where micro$haft is based, but in England water conducts electricity, and therefore we don't have many plug sockets in our bathrooms. Just the one socket for a shaver by the sink.

You americans have fun electrocuting yourselves and iPods, and we'll watch you through the Queen's secret cameras. Muahahahaha!

Can I print my Playlists & CD covers on the toilet paper?

Know I know what the "A" in Atech means.

Is the review up on ArseTechnica yet?

Saw this at MacWorld in January. Guess it's finally shipping. Classic!

What butthead thought this up and what Ahole is going to buy it? I am pretty worried the whole world is about to suffer a heemoroid epidemic by shi...ummm sitting on the throne too long listening to their iToot...errr...iTumes.

Preparation H...on the whole it feels rather good!

whoops...I doan type 2 gud

they will sell 3 pairs of this thing...by mistake. In 20 yrs, there will be a millennium exposition at the MOMA - and the "iCarta" will be one of the centerpieces.

It's a good idea only if it lets you play nothing but Kenny G.

Turd, I was thinking the asme thing. There is no doubt that Ampar is the MacDaddy of MDN comments.

I'll wait for the iPhone. Then I can have my Cake and Beat It, too.

"It's a good idea only if it lets you play nothing but Kenny G."

No, that would make me constipated, from constant, defensive clenching.

Lets just pray that no future civilization will dig this thing out. They will get a very skewed picture of our culture.

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Umm...wait a minute, let them dig this thing out...I thing it's pretty spot on after all.

does it have its own IP?

Got that? "I pee" ...

Genius. Pure Genius. I'm going to wait for version two with the wide screen monitor and popcorn maker. You'll be able to watch horror movies and literally scare the sh*t out of yourself.

This must be for people who are anti-Apple... it will certainly give them the s***ts at least.

"Requires AC adapter (included)"

Nothing I like more than AC cables dangling near the toilet I'm sitting on/peeing into.

Look at your bathroom. Is there an outlet near the toilet paper dispenser?

How long is this AC cable?
Will most people need to use an extension cord?
Is the cable white or black?

andy: Would you prefer "bog roll"?

Don't know about inferior countries ... but in England water conducts electricity, and therefore we don't have many plug sockets in our bathrooms. Just the one socket for a shaver by the sink.

Here in America, we have an incredible invention called "ground fault interrupt sockets" which prevent electrocutions. Just one of the many life-enhancing technologies here in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Imagine how filthy that iPod will get.

1: Set up, drop drawers and poop.

2: Wipe butt with toilet paper, miss a little and get some on fingers unnaware.

3: Remove headphones with shitty fingers to raise drawers.

4: Grab iPod with same shitty fingers and place (hopefully) next to sink to wash hands.

5: Dry hands and pick up shitty iPod and go back to the office to eat your sandwich.

6: Notice a brown smear on your white bread, you eat it anyway.

Is THIS what Steve meant when he said 'iPod as a platform'

some non beleivers would say this is ridiculous, but I like it, and I look forward to more like it....

the iCrap.

Seriously, do you even want to handle the thing after that? And I am pretty sure dropping your iPod into a toilet is not covered.

not the strangest iPod device... see:

http://www.boingboing.net/2005/11/16/ibuzz_ipod_vibrator.html

Is this what Steve Jobs meant when he said he wanted to "wipe out" the competition?

"Enhance your Experience in any room with your favorite music from your iPod."

IN ANY ROOM?

What do they think, people are going to put toilet paper holders in every room of their house? WTF?!

"I'll just sit here patiently and wait for Ampar's reply..."

Sorry, Turd! I was wiped out. I'm just not on a roll today. I'll need 2 ply some humor later.

Creative will want to want to jump in on this with a copycat product and a new slogan:

"We also have a toilet paper holder and we're number two!"

Only in America

.......Looks like Apple is on a roll.........

How long before someone is selling skins for this on eBay?? Match your iCarta to you favourite "Bath Tissue" print!!

Now Apple bashers can take "piece of shit" to a whole new level..

How perfect for a data dump...

I want mine to project my Playboy images on my BR wall

nice

Interesting Idea. This could be very useful for some toilet rentals . I think I would like one home too.

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