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Praise the Lord

I wonder if he can listen to the divine word on that thing. Godcast, anyone?

2GB Nano? Gee... you'd think with all the wealth of the Vatican they'd at least spring for the 4GB model...

-Denny Crane

I'm sorry, but that is just hilarious. Maybe Benedict XVI, but I certainly never could have imagined John Paul having an iPod.

More free publicity though.

Oh dear. Classical music and religious podcasts? Yeah right.
We all know you're secretly listening to My Humps there, O Holy One.

Holy Sheeeet!

Was it white or black?

Does the Pope poop in the woods?

should have bought him a 4 gig. he's going to run out of space

God: "Hey Pope, Jesus is going to come next week, make a announcement"

Pope: "Lalala yea ya, I like it, yea ya baby oohoh"

God: "Better call Tel Avid and let them know their messiah is coming"

Pope: "You so cool, lalala, yea ya yea"

God: "Good, carry on"

Pope: "Hello? Someone say something?"

Pope: "Oh well, lalala yea yea ya, baby oohhh..."

The pope should repent for he allows himself to be called the "holy father" which is a name reserved for God the Father. The pope is considered infallible, which is diametrically opposed to the ministry of Christ which says that all men are sinful.

The pope is supposed to surrender to no other principality, which is why the Vatican is its own country, effectively making the pope the king of the world.

Fear the pope, for he places himself above all men. Scripture places no man in such a position. All believers in Christ are all joint-heirs with Christ, all believers are saints, all believers are priests. The catholic system denies this.

Here comes the anti-religious bashing more suited for communist media.

Can you see this as a holy relic in 100 years.

Dude, this is Mac Daily News not faith.com. I'm not Catholic and do not hold to their doctrines, but that's for another place and time. Certainly not here.

Peace

You know they got him a white iPod to match his papal garb.

Music the Pope won't have on his iPod;

Culture Club
Bronski Beat
Will Young
Melissa Etheridge
Tori Amos
George Michael

He may have a few rousing speeches by Adolf Hitler though.

Dave H:

"He may have a few rousing speeches by Adolf Hitler though."

what a jerk you are.

matt

When a man tells me I have an "intrinsic moral evil" I'll spare the niceties in return. No disrespect meant for the office of the Papacy, only for Joseph Ratzinger himself.

And I may be a jerk, but the Pope's a single-issue obsessed shitbag.

Ideal for storing kiddie porn and sharing with other Catholic priests.

Illuminati and Escaport,

great posts; two good laughs within a minute of each other.

I'm pleased that the Pope believes, like me, that "technology is the future" and not religion.

Holy iPod Batman!

Wow... A lot of anti-Catholic HATE here. How about we keep all our nasty Hate to ourselves. If you want to vent your views there are "groups" you can join.

I come here for mac news. Lets talk about Macs...

New from the Vatican.....the XIV generation iPope with divine scroll wheel.

Glad the pope is jumpin' in to the digital music world. While I'm not Christian, I do respect him, as I do all religious leaders who don't promote violence against innocents.
Others on this thread who dis' him are just losers.

This brings a whole new level to the question white or black (smoke, that is).....

http://www.usc.edu/schools/annenberg/asc/projects/comm544/library/images/502bg.jpg

Honestly, if you're going to try and knock the Pope, at least try and get your facts right? The Catholic Church has never taught any of the things you have said about it, and thus your refutations are invalid, and indeed pure nonsense.

But that's not the point of this post.

This article is here as a comment on a gift of an iPod given to a prominent public figure. MDN isn't trying to promote the Pope, the Church, or in fact any position other than the fact that this famous guy got an Apple product.

Now STFU and GTFO my internets.

Pfft hit the nail on the head!

PopePod, hey now that's cool!

Where, oh WHERE will he hide it? Probably slip it into his garter belt.

So will there be a new line of Vatican™ approved iPod accessories?

I hear they are retro-fitting the Popemobile® with a new iPod Hi-Fi.

After tasting the iPod, he immediately declared that alter boys' penises taste better.

iAbuse said: "Ideal for storing kiddie porn and sharing with other Catholic priests."

Way to funny but sadly true.

I love the Pope because he dresses like a street pimp. Gotta love those rag, man. Kind of acts like a pimp too when he has followers kissing his ring. I wonder if he washes his hands.

I don't know how this turned into a Pope bashing thread. Morons.
I thought GodCast was pretty funny.

Kind of acts like a pimp too when he has followers kissing his ring.

No, the Pope is the Godfather.

-had to say it

The iPod must be white. You don't give the Pope a black one, it just isn't done.

It may only be 2 gig's but I'm sure he'll be able to fit 5 gigs or more on it.

Is the iPod on a rope?

You can fit the whole bible on the Nano, minus all the apocryphal books that were added to it. Not that Catholics actually read the bible.