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"Beleaguered Creative Technology circles the bowl."

Soon they'll be less of a drain and looking less flushed and tanked with exhaustion. So really, they should just pipe down and put a lid on it.

Piggy backing off teh AAPL being worth more than DELL story today...

AAPL is worth well more than 100 x CREAF's market cap ($60B vs. $526M)

Punks. I'd bash them if they were here right now. Creative stuff just isn't very good.

Apple should buy Creative and put it out of its misery. That would give Apple the extra real estate and manpower for a Singapore plant, distribution channels in the far East, and a way of getting all those with current Creative hardware to switch to iPods.

...getting all those with current Creative hardware to switch to iPods.

All three of them? Should Apple dare to dream so wildly?

Apple sells more iPods every 6 weeks than Creative sold all last year.

"(Creative rivals Apple as a 3.5 oz Snack Pack chocolate pudding rivals a 30-ton Sherman tank)."

That's hilarious....

Bugle playing Taps -- Insert Here

"(Creative rivals Apple as a 3.5 oz Snack Pack chocolate pudding rivals a 30-ton Sherman tank)."

or the way that apple rivals microsoft in pc market share...

but... "the times, they are a changin..."

Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio - as football fans are wont to chant in this country !

You don't know the history of Creative's MP3 players; I do.

I love this motif.


Anywho.


I wish MDN would not allow comment posts on non mac related articles. I mean i know this is market and competition related. But come one people, this is rat's ass material here. this is inevitable, the downword spiral of any iPod competitor.

Can't we at least revive some newton scrap from the bottom of the barrel?

I may have flunked spelling, but i'm still the professor!

best...headline...EVER!!!!!!!

Hey Professor - Don't step on my material BITCH> Get your own M.O. for your crappy comments.

"Apple should buy Creative and put it out of its misery."

Why pay for it when you can get it for free? Apple just needs to wait another quater or so and they'll get all of Creative, it's user base, its employees even, without spending an additional dime.

Heck, if Apple opened a plant there now, I think half of Creative's work force would come running.

FSCKING GOOD!!

Those basterds through 3DLabs (they own it) have for years refused to make a Mac version of their powerful video cards.

The moderators and even the company staf would laugh if a Mac user suggested or asked.

I hope the company goes bankrupt and Apple buys 3DLabs.

@ Youlli:
Correct you are. But remember that iTMS is not everywhere. It is in some countries and not ALL countries. Where iTMS doesn't exist, iPods have a much smaller market share than in places like the US and Europe. Creative isn't the only one out there in these places, but it IS there.
If Apple grabbed that market, that would lead to a greater degree of world domination from a "geographic" point of view.

hmm, did I just type "world domination"?, got to think about that.

You don't know the history of my crappy comments; I do!

Will CREAF even make it to the Christmas quarter?

I mean, if you look at the financials, their profit margin is just _below_ zero, their operating margin is -2.5%, they have a forward P/E of 37 - about the same as Apple's, but they have a miniscula market share, even smaller _mind share_ in the eyes of the consumer, they don't control the content (Napster, et al).

Which makes me think they need to take their $200M in cash and go back to whatever earned them that money.

"excluding a one-off $14.8 million investment gain"

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That one-off investment gain must be the AAPL shares that Woo purchased.

Down the toilet bowl with you, unCreative Technology!!

http://www.sissel.cc/blog/bloglet.html

For a season

...circles the bowl

I guess this is the "toilet bowl humor" so frequently complained around here.

POTTY MOUTH

*fart* "Oh Terrance you shouldn't have, you sweet thing"

Hahahahah

*fart*

HAHAHAHAHA

I am serious Professor. Your plagerism does not fly here.

Just FYI — to all who post here: Tom Cruise is my alter ego on MacDaily News. I have been posting Tom Cruise comments for a while now, but the bad professor thinks he can just steal my material. For shame.

You don't know the history of stepping on Tom Cruise's material.

I do.

Hail Xenu!

Raster, didn't you steal that material from Tom Cruise's interview with Matt Lauer? ("You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do.") What, you get bonus points for stealing it first?

Pot, meet kettle.

Can I have an Amen?

Just FYI — to all who post here: Tom Cruise is my alter ego on MacDaily News

Are you sure your not MacDude too?

Hehehehe

"Apple should buy Creative and put it out of its misery."

Buying Creative do not make sense for Apple, since Apple outsources manufacturing. May be Creative should get smart and try to compete for the iPod contract instead. If they succeed in getting the iPod contract their stock will soar.

Please send me email if you support me.

From the "related articles": Creative pushes to become 'Pepsi' to Apple's 'Coke' in digital music player market

Hee! Creative will be lucky to be Lotsa Pop!

I know it's childish to feel glee at someone else's misfortune, but I just can't help it! Creative got way more attention than they deserved with their uninspired iPod ripoffs, and propped up Windows-only music services.

I guess that is the sincerest form of flattery. Go ahead and post as Tom Cruise all you want, Bunsonhead. Since I did it first in this space, and you have spoiled it, it is not longer funny.

I bought something from Creative ... once. This was pre-OS X and I was trying to get an older PC up to snuff so I could run Linux on it. Needed a sound card and theirs was in the remaindered bin. Worked just fine, too. Not that I was expecting much ... just something that had a driver available and a modest sticker.

Ya want history? I'll give ya history!

So what is with that Zen thing anyway?

<ba-do-do-do-do. Pop. Pop.>

Professor: You don't know the history of rasterbator's vengeance. I do.

Hey, that IS fun!



MW: out, as in "damn spot!"

wow i've just been bent over. Someone posting as Professor Bunson Honeydew.

Someone is having a temper-tantrum.


I never used someone elses posting name - that's low

You don't know the history of getting bent over; rasterbator does!

Nice one, Ampar. I am sure Bunson will go after you next and start posting your comments in other boards.

Whatever, Bunson. I am moving on since you're really not worth the effort.

Prof. Bunson: I can no longer post in regard to this matter. I don't want the internet police to think I am chatting with a 12 year old.

It was all in good fun, but apparently you really do suck.

You don't know the history of Sucking . . . Oh wait . . . .Yeah . . . You do!

aaaaannnnnnnndddddddddd . . . . i'mdone!

Excuse me, Professor Bunson Honeydew, but what is this about someone stealing your posting name?

The REAL Dr. Bunson Honeydew
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Bunsen_Honeydew

Meep! Sadly temporary.

Professor Bunson Honeydew,

I just tried emailing you at takeitinthebutt@assbag.combut it was just sent back. Why?

but . . . . well . . . . ugh . . . . . er . . ..

He's Dr. BunsEn Honeydew.

I'm Professor BunsOn Honeydew. That is 180˚ different.


But seriously . . . . if you saw my iChat icon, you'd be pissed!

Honeydew used to sodomize me.

Actually, I fisted all of my muppets again and again.

"Hey Professor - Don't step on my material BITCH> Get your own M.O. for your crappy comments."

Hey, you don't know the history of stepping on your material, I do.

...uh... on a serious note--

Anyone think they're going to change their business model and downsize bigtime? They have to have soimething profitable still, I would imagine. Soundcards, right?

It makes me wonder-- if iPods end up being the only real players out there, except for Sandisks maybe, do people think Apple will stagnate like lots of other successful companies (M$, Sony). I don't. In fact, I think they would show businesses a thing or two about remaining really creative and not getting fat off success.

I've felt for some time that Creative had an opportunity to become a top rate producer of iPod accessories (may even beat Belkin and the others to market with an iPod mike) if they had seen the handwriting on the wall long ago.

They could still pull this rabbit out of their hat, but not sure if they've got the money left to commit to product-awareness-building.

Every post Tom Cruise has made on MDN is the intellectual property of the Church of Scientology. All people using his material will be prosecuted to the fullest exent of the celestial law.

Why did you guys have to ruin it? I liked Tom's M.O.