“Jay Swingler, a YouTube prankster from the UK, nearly died after he put his head inside a cement-filled microwave,” Nicholas Tufnell reports for CNET.
“Swingler was using a piece of tubing to breathe through the cement, but it became blocked, causing him to panic,” Tufnell reports.
Tufnell reports, “His friends eventually called the emergency services.”
We're seriously unimpressed 😡.
Five of our firefighters were tied up for an hour this afternoon, freeing a YouTube pranker whose head had been 'cemented' inside a microwave oven. Read more: https://t.co/6bZReGuKQX (Photos © West Midlands Fire Service) pic.twitter.com/2ch2UhszeH— West Midlands Fire Service (@WestMidsFire) December 7, 2017
Brief article in full here.
MacDailyNews Take: The headline was too good to pass up.
Peals of laughter rang throughout the palatial halls of the MDN headquarters when they broke out the drill!
Would only that t’were Nigel Tufnel reporting instead.
Must be a Trump supporter
Wrong country, genius.
This paragon of British youth is most likely a Farron devotee. Living on the dole, wasting time, wasting services, wasting money, wasting lives, etc.
My first inclination would be to suggest that he’s a Theresa May supporter. But then again, I don’t think any politician in the world can elicit the collective stupidity of support as can Trump. Although Hillary does come close.
Call him what he is a douche bag
Definitely a Trump supporter.
BTW, any news on Trump’s cocaine habit?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-medical-exam-slurred-speech-public-results-health-concerns-white-house-a8098716.html
Finally, I see the light!
Not in all cases, but within the consumer population this explains…
“Why iOS?”
This would never happen to a libtard. Libtards have no functioning brain cells.
you must be and hillary liar sob, lover. stupid
Go back to the country your ancestors came from, since you hate America so much.
microwave meets macrodummy
I’ve always wanted to do that.
As the first one to arrive at the scene,
I would have tried the popcorn setting.
who would have wrecked a perfectly good microwave?
That was dumb…
Darwin’s At it again!
and had no issues. Guy must be an idiot.
How else does one get super powers? Consider Spider-Man and The Hulk. Don’t you know anything?
And I thought I did stupid things every now and then. . .
“YouTube prankster” 1/10 of a second after I saw that I knew what I was going to see. I work in a school system, and with many students the goal is to see who can be the most stupid in the shortest possible time.
Nature tries, really hard to weed out the stupid. Better luck on his next prank.
Eh, I’d have plugged the electrical cord and set to 15 minutes on high.
This is why being a paramedic is 1000% harder than any office gig. There are nonstop instances when you are asked to perform heroic measures to save punk attention craving losers. These losers should be required to reimburse taxpayers for the unnecessary emergency expenses that you and me pay for — in community service if these parasites can’t pay in cash.
“community service’
Uh, that might compound the problem LOL
Cranial Rectosis…
Looks like he got his 10 minutes of fame. What a wanker.
They should have just let nature take its course
…Or simply plugged in and turned on the microwave. He’d have been a lot more easy to extract. I’d estimate about 15 minutes of cooking would have been sufficient.
People will look for ways to improve the gene pool…..but not sure this eliminates more than general stupidity….😔
Darwin Fails Again.
Better luck next time, world.