“O.J. Simpson’s attorney says he expects the former football star and actor to be released from a Nevada prison ‘a few days’ after Sunday, the first eligible date for Simpson to be paroled under a decision reached by a state panel in July,” The Associated Press reports. “Malcolm LaVergne tells ABC’s Good Morning America that Simpson is ‘making arrangements’ for his release but nothing has been finalized.”
“Simpson is being released after spending nine years behind bars in a 2008 armed robbery and kidnapping case,” AP reports. “LaVergne says Simpson wants to see his family and enjoy ‘the very simple pleasures’ of life, including eating seafood and steak and getting a new iPhone.”
“Simpson was acquitted of the 1994 killings of ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman,” AP reports. “He was later found liable for their deaths in civil court.”
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MacDailyNews Take: Of course, after some seafood, steak, and a visit to the Apple Store, Simpson will immediately return his life’s quest find the killer — or killers 😉 — who slaughtered Nicole and Mr. Goldman by combing the world’s golf courses.
The new iPhone will fit like a glove
OJ will be arrested again within 24 months…keep the light on.
And a nice new iPhone knife case, of course:
You always trust a red neck hillbilly to have a picture of a “case with knife” at the ready at a moments notice.
And you can always trust a leftwing snowflake to get bent over a knife blade. What do you use to cut the cheese you eat with your whine, Nancy?
There’s this thing on the internet called Google. You should try it sometimes.
It’s great for stuff like this. 🤔
Hey snowflake, negatively stereotype much? … 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
Will he get another white one or, for the first time ever, go for a black one?
It will be interesting to see if Simpson still has the power to wrest media attention away from the saturated coverage of President Trump for any length of time.
He just wants a chance to play the white bronco police chase game from iOS App Store
a killer app, cutting edge technology.
Slow news day.
I care about what phone he uses about as much as I care about which one the Malignant Narcissist does. Slow news? Irrelevant, too.
You mean Hillary?
Ha! Exactly right … 👍🏻
heh, good one, that was just, well….sterling!
Let’s all take a knee
No, because that’s Monica Lewinsky’s position!
Yes, the Mansion-to-Mansion search can finally resume.
May be an unpopular opinion, but I hope that the night before he’s released from prison, a convict who’s sentenced to life – takes OJ’s.
…so does Ron Goldman’s dad.
OJ is kinda like Herpes Hillary, he just won’t go away
Well, the iPhone X does have some killer new features…
yeah, cutting edge.