“Aaron Chervenak is one of the many grooms who has experienced a quickie wedding in Las Vegas,” PhoneArena reports. “On May 20th, at the Little Las Vegas Chapel, Chervenak was married to the love of his life, his Apple iPhone.”
“Chapel owner Michael Kelly said, ‘At first it was like what? And then I was like… Alright let’s do it. We don’t really have many people that marry inanimate objects,'” PhoneArena reports. “The wedding is obviously not recognized by the State of Nevada.”
PhoneArena reports, “We wonder if the bride is the jealous type. Her husband might develop a roving eye come September when a younger, sexier model will be available.”
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MacDailyNews Take: iDo.
So is Siri now spoken for?
Let’s think of the ways an iPhone can be better than a woman.
– Siri only speaks when spoken to.
– The iPhone is always available to give you pleasure, i.e., no headaches.
– The iPhone will not leave you for another guy.
– It only wakes you up when you ask it to wake you up.
– Has no problem if you sit on your ass all day Sunday watching football.
– Provides useful information such as how to tie a complex knot or how to change the cabin filter in your car.
I could go on and on, but I’m starting to look at my iPhone in a new way.
I read a news report about college students marrying the ocean and choosing to identify as ecosexuals.
So, why can’t a guy marry is iPhone?
Oh, and those students consummated their marriage to the ocean (while in the ocean) but I have not idea what that involves.
In California under common law, I think more people have happier marriages to their phones that people.
Siri is far easier to get along with than a lot of people I know.
This could only happen in a mad place like America.
This was obviously just a stunt, but now that homosexuals are having fake weddings it won’t be long before people will want to marry their family members or their pets too.
Don’t agree? You’ve not heard of solo weddings then.
Yep. The inmates are running the asylum.
Oh look everyone a real life Nature vs. Nurture study.
So, were you born a complete turd or did you learn it?
I was about to say, only idiot Americans can fathom such nonsense.
This… isn’t an Onion article?
Best MDN take EVER – “iDo”! Priceless.
The state does not recognize the marriage. Here we go the animists are going to protest, group and organize. Better add that to the list for the LBGTSAB pride parades.
Fortunately his still has the headphone port.
Unfortunately, it’s not a tight squeeze.
Disruptive husbandry?
Siri: “Uh oh, something’s wrong.”
“..We don’t really have many people that marry inanimate objects…”
Mr. Kelly obviously has never met my first wife.
Lol lol lol 😂😂😂
Probably a Donald Trump supporter
I don’t see anyone marrying their Samsung phone.
Since it would a copy of a girl, that would be like marrying a blowup doll. 😉 😉
This must be the slippery slope that conservatives warned us about when gay marriage passed.
“Gay marriage” is a delusion.
Two men putting on rings and playing let’s pretend are no more married than Mr iPhone here, so who cares?
Let people marry their hamsters, or retroactively marry historical figures.
Better yet, we need someone to step up and be first to marry the moon.
Stupid? Sure.
Just like “gender identity” and gay “marriage”.
Has he married the 4.7″ or 5.5″ model? Just wondering if size is what matters in this case 😉
I wonder what he picked out for the wedding ringtone.
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