iPhone 5s in ‘Space Gray?’ Not at Steve Jobs’ Apple

By SteveJack

Apple yesterday unveiled a new A6-powered, hard-coated polycarbonate iPhone 5c that comes in five colors: green, blue, yellow, pink, and white. Apple also unveiled the new iPhone 5s, an Apple A7-powered aluminum smartphone – the world’s first 64-bit smartphone! – that features a Touch ID fingerprint identity sensor and comes in five colors: Silver, Gold, or Space Gray.

Wait, what?! “Space Gray?” Gack!

No way in hell that would have ever made it past Steven P. Jobs. No way.

“Space Gray?” What is this, 1969?

Obviously, that iPhone 5s color choice should be called “Graphite.” I firmly believe it would have, had Steve still been here to edit out stupid suggestions before they escaped One Infinite Loop.

But, Tim let it go out as “Space Gray.” Yeesh.

Apple's iPhone 5s
Apple’s all-new iPhone 5s in Silver, Gold, and Space Gray Graphite

 
This could be a tiny crack in the armor; a sign of not-so-good things to come. Following those atrocious, quickly-knifed Mac ads last year, it shows how Apple is still in desperate need of a final editor; a taste arbiter. I want to know, did Jony Ive really sign off on “Space Gray?” Or is this something Phil Schiller concocted all by himself?

Well, if this is the worst thing Cook does, it’ll be a very good thing, but in this case I just wish he’d ignored Jobs’ advice and asked himself this one time at least, “What would Steve do?” before he signed off on “Space Gray.” Because Steve would have torn whoever came to him with “Space Gray” an entirely new orifice.

When people ask me what’s the color my new iPhone 5s called, I’m going to tell them “Graphite.”

SteveJack is a long-time Macintosh user, former web designer, multimedia producer and a regular contributor to the MacDailyNews Opinion section.

104 Comments

      1. SteveJack just submitted his second idiotic post in 2 days. FI, Space Gray is also a color on newer BMWs. “Graphite” is out of fashion, and sounds more like a pencil than a high tech machine.

      1. I think it still is. Apple is not error-free in this regard, however. The eMac still resonates as an utter failure, both as a product and as a name. When Jony Ive says that “everything” is considered I assume he’s making an inside joke/point about the eMac, and of course at all the competition. I remember the hue and cry when the iPod mini was replaced with the iPod nano. At the end of the day it didn’t really matter, though: Boatloads were sold. I think that’ll be true here as well.

        1. It’s stretching it to describe the eMac as an “utter failure”. As I recall, the “e” stood for “Education”, and it was initially aimed at that market. However, it proved popular enough for a wider release.

          I used one at work for several years and, bought two others for family members. It was a good enough machine for its time. Its major weakness was the power supply — when that blew, it often took the main board with it.

      2. Indeed, naming things was (is ?) as important as was everything else to Jobs. He and his team would spend weeks hashing out the perfect name for a new device. They would lavish as much time and energy as necessary to make the whole product from the box to the device itself was perfect.

        I think that sort of focus has diminished since jobs passed. With this launch things like the back of the cases are placed in nice neat rows but this onscures the iPhone label etched on the back.

        Most people would never notice it but Jobs would’ve never have passed it. It’s this sort of thing happening more often that worries me. Jobs and Jonny Ive we’re not perfect but they had a synergy that was astonishing.

    1. I normally enjoy SteveJack’s posts, but I have to disagree on this one.

      Nothing wrong with ‘space gray’ in my opinion, it sounds kind of cool. didn’t know about BMW’s using that term either

      1. The name of this color is the last thing I thought of when hearing about the phone. To write an entire column about it is truly bizarre- nobody cares about the name. The colors- more than people think. I think SteveJack has a problem with Tim Cook and is bitterly becoming more and more out of touch.

        1. People care about colour, Apple’s always known this. A whole column devoted to the name of a single colour proves how much people care. The blowup about “sissy” colours after iOS 7’s unveiling provides an alternative proof of the same theorem.

    2. I agree…….Space Gray is absolutely terrible–thought it was a joke since there was a few jokes slipped into the presentation, Graphite would have been more appropriate, but the guts of the phone are the most important–the perfection presentation days are likely over.

    3. “Space Gray…just a name”

      Exactly!

      Also, using “Graphite” might be considered to be false advertising, since it is not made out of graphite.

      For that reason I’m also not keen on “Gold” and “Silver” (yes, I know that no one really expects it to be made out of those precious metals, but it still seems artificial to use those names).

      Maybe more creative names, like the talked about “Champaign” name, should have been used.

    1. Another 5 star vote from me.

      Had to comment, though, on Dijonaise for a name, and use of the word “muster” (near “mustard”) in the post. Words do matter, don’t they? Brilliant future, indeed. 🙂

  1. I agree. The color Space Gray means that this phone will not function nearly as well as the silver or gold phones. A space gray phone will perform worse than other colors.

    I like that strategy! I like that strategy a lot!

    1. The INTENSITY is what gets me – like this is some kind of catastrophe, up there with terrorism, droughts in Africa and suchlike.
      I think our lives are still worth living, in spite of the use of “Space Gray”.

    1. Excellent counterpoint, macnutt! One of the enduring (and unfortunate) qualities of this forum is its staggering lack of historical perspective. It never ceases to amaze me how little real knowledge posters have of the history of Apple and the tech industry (sorta like youngsters who think LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time, but they never watched Jordan or Magic or Bird or Kareem or Chamberlain or Russell play). So yeah, SteveJack, the sainted Jobs approved “Blue Dalmatian” – that is ok, but Space Gray (also used by no less than BMW) is not?

      I have a suggestion for you, SteveJack – get a life. In the meantime, you should follow Eleanor Roosevelt’s advice (better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt).

  2. This is what happened, MDN.

    They were going to call it something else, but they rushed it to marketing team with incomplete details.

    One was called “silver” and one was called “gold” and the other one as yet unnamed looked like this “________ (gray).”

    And some dumbass said, “Space Gray? Whatever.”

  3. Space Gray the future Space X & NASA phones of choice. Lol Maybe I’ll call mine “LunarGray”. 😉 I’d guess “Slate” & “Graphite” might infringe into some other companies trademarks or copyrights.

  4. I don’t think Space Gray is the greatest name – space is more black than anything – but it still sounds cooler than graphite. Graphite just reminds me of those lame pencils we needed to take standardized tests in school, before Apple made such old fashion writing implements obsolete.

  5. How come ipod is so beautiful and slim and joy to hold in your hand and iPhone a piece of annoying shit, now the plastic iteration with stupid skin costing 10 cents to manufacture and 29 dollars in retail, why companies are always run by dickheads

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