“A Chinese woman’s breast implant ruptured after lying on her stomach for four hours playing a game on her phone,” The Daily Mail reports.
“According to Chinese news reports, the woman from Beijing had been playing the game in bed when she felt a pain in her chest,” The Daily Mail reports. “She was taken to hospital and SZNews reports that a doctor said the low quality of the implant, combined with the pressure of lying on it for an extended period of time, had caused the rupture.”
The Daily Mail reports, “The women was apparently playing an iPhone game called Dragon Summon [sic. Dragon Summoner? – MDN Ed.].”
Read more in the full article here.
MacDailyNews Take: What a boob!
(bah dum chhhh!)
What?!
iPhone humping, that’s what.
Just insane.
Insane 4 hours straight playing.
Insane low quality implant.
Insane missleading headline.
“If your iPhone game lasts more than 4 hours you should seek medical attention.”
I smell a new class action suit. And it smells like cleavage.
Not any more… 😎
Now the FDA will require a warning label printed on every breast, “Do not squeeze for periods in excess of four hours.”
I prefer to squeeze the 100% natural boobs anyway. The implant was probably made by Samsung.
Probably one of those French ones with industrial grade silicon.
Silicone! Not silicon!
So the cleavage of implant owners is “Silicone Valley?”
Actually, the label should be on the Iphone saying: “Do not use for more than an hour if you are a fake breast owner”…
She choose well on the phone, too bad she went cheap on the augmentation.
Correlation does not necessarily imply causation.
Going OT: If you see someone using statistical correlation, you know they’re desperate to prove something, anything. My favorite inference from correlation is that a lot of relevant data is missing from the analysis. That’s about all it’s worth. Back to the drawing board.
Cue The Street downgrading Apple in 3, 2, 1…
Wow, big surprise! AAPL up 9¢ today. Maybe there is a limit on day trader gullibility. 😕
So the rupture has nothing to do with an iPhone. Only pressure on a cheap implant.
I’m now waiting for some story about how the iPhone causes breast cancer.
iPhone & iPad games are addictive. She will sue that games on iOS are addictive and she couldn’t put it down! She wants implant replacement & 1 million dollars.
First I thought, “wow! I didn’t know breasts could play on iPhones.” But then after reading the article it just met the woman was too fat and heavy to lay on her stomach.
Thanks for the recap, Einstein.
Apple should give her a little something. You know, tit for tat.
Tit for TAP? 🙂
This wouldn’t happen if she had an Android Phone…
Because no body plays that much on them and the battery drains pretty quickly when you actually use it.
Why do these things seem to only happen in China? Normally when you feel chest pain it is a heart attack, now I have check my chest for an exploding implant. Not really an iPhone story, beside what game was she playing?
Boobs’s attack…
So what size implants do you have? iPhone 4/4s sized or did you opt for the 5?
It’s no surprise. Steve said no boobs on iOS.
Exploding tits! There’s nothing the iPhone can’t do.
There’s an app for that…
LOL!
“Made in China” is fine for happy meal toys…. not for boobs.
Also, obviously for iPhones…
My hatred of implants was already at max so this changes nothing.
Tit for tat! New iPhone game boobie pop!
Would it be like the popping of bubble wrap, with a few less options/targets?
She was holding it wrong….
That shooting game was pointed in the wrong direction. 😉
On further inspection, the Dragon bit her tit.
Silicon Valley meets silicone mountain.
“Some people just explode.”
– Agent Rogersz, from the cult movie classic, “Repo Man”
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087995/?ref_=sr_1)
If you want boobs, buy American! LOL
Are you insinuating that Americans are boobs?
Your right, they do manufacture superior implants.
It only takes one letter change to go from ‘boobs’ to ‘bombs’
Exploding boobs! Mmmm?
Now that’s a touchy subject.
Yeap, Sillicon valley mets Sillicon boobs. 🙂 Hilarious.:)
Spell checker broke or just using a Samsung?
So her boob exploded… She musta been one Angry Bird!
Wonder what game she was playin?
Like MDN said: “What a Boob” 🙂