Comments on: BMW X5 drives into Apple Store in brazen burglary (with surveillance video)

By: Cuh Cuh

Cuh Cuh — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 22:46:52 +0000

Fuck BPSk cuhz from piss stainz!!

By: louie

louie — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 17:09:48 +0000

Jus like an ape. Next stop——gotsta get me some air jordans!

By: louie

louie — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 17:06:43 +0000

Just like a f-ing n—-r!

By: Agent Provocateur

Agent Provocateur — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 03:27:08 +0000

It’s not needed.

By: Agent Provocateur

Agent Provocateur — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 03:19:17 +0000

It’s not a real BMW- it’s a Teabagger edition assembled in South Carolina, Mexico or Russia.

As the driver of a real German car, I want mine made in Germany. Just like I don’t want German made sangria or American vodka.

Besides, Audi is the true ultimate driving machine. BMW has become what it used to oppose- overweight, overpriced symbols for posers. They used to be moderately priced, lightweight sports sedans for people who liked to drive in an, ahem, ‘spirited’ manner.

The criminal in question needs to learn how it is done. You get a box Chevy and then do the automotive smash and grab.

By: alexkhan2000

alexkhan2000 — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 22:59:45 +0000

This is the closest Apple Store from where I live and the only one I visit on a regular basis. Really sad to hear. What an idiot. I hope it’s up and running by the time of the iPhone 5 launch, if it hasn’t already…

By: CitizenX

CitizenX — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 22:23:29 +0000

LOL.. if T(imothy) McVeigh calls you on your racist term, then you know you have lost the high ground.

By: CitizenX

CitizenX — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 22:21:14 +0000

I guess you don’t know that Black Muslims in prison are only a small percentage of the total Black prison population. I guess that wouldn’t fit into your world view.

Also, it’s usually children that have lights in their sneakers but again, we are all prisoners to our own “prejudices”.

By: CitizenX

CitizenX — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 22:18:24 +0000

Good one Jim.

By: Coal Cracker

Coal Cracker — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 22:12:28 +0000

Not sure what joy I killed.

No matter, it’s all good.

By: Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 21:55:34 +0000

Hey, what up with you, got a feather up your ass ? 🇬🇧

By: Steev

Steev — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 21:52:47 +0000

killjoy

By: T. McVeigh

T. McVeigh — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 21:17:35 +0000

I hope your mom dies of cancer for being evil troll.

By: Marty

Marty — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 20:59:12 +0000

Amazing, isn’t it? It actually seems that it was his car.

I’ve been trying to rationalize this & put scenarios together since I watched the video earlier. Just to avoid being embarrassed to come from the same planet as that idiot.

Maybe he thought he’d be able to get a bunch of MacBooks from the back??

By: tbone

tbone — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 20:47:43 +0000

Who is going to sweep up all that broken glass?

By: Marty

Marty — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 20:26:28 +0000

I saw this earlier and thought the car must have been stolen. There’s no way someone would do that to their own car for a few iPhones.

There MUST be more to the story about the car! Maybe he knows it’s about to be repossessed or something. Ok, jeeez. Even if so, the repo company/bank would probably throw up a red flag or something to the police.

Drugs? That’s the only way something like this could happen I guess. If this guy wasn’t on drugs and owned that car, he needs to have a dunce cap surgically attached to his friggin’ head!

By: Coal Cracker

Coal Cracker — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 20:16:43 +0000

“Give the man a break.”

Fingers crossed your not serious.

I did not see substantial evidence regarding what he planned to do with stolen goods.

Satire has its place.

By: Snoop dogg

Snoop dogg — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 19:56:20 +0000

Wrong reporting, no way a 22 year old rat face niggy owned that BMW x5, that BMW was stolen, if the rat face at that age could legitametly own that car then he would have had enough decency and self respect to buy apple products and the pride that goes with it instead of stealing them. What a sad way to destroy that car, apple shop and the merchandise. As much as I hate Samsung and android, I would not wish these idiots doing the same to Samsung and windows stores. Horrible video showing horrible people at work 👿😡

By: Pirate

Pirate — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 19:52:07 +0000

I knew the glass on the front of the stores was expensive and top-quality, but I’m awfully impressed by how well it stayed together.

By: DustyMac

DustyMac — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 19:19:07 +0000

They are looking for gnomes?

By: peterblood71

peterblood71 — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 19:18:37 +0000

The mothers of a-holes like this should be totally ashamed to have brought more idjit misery makers in the world.

By: peterblood71

peterblood71 — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 19:16:09 +0000

Or Thunderdolt & Lightbling.

By: trondude

trondude — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 19:11:40 +0000

They missed the MacBook pros. Chalk another one up for stupid criminals.

By: Digits McGee

Digits McGee — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:52:13 +0000

He looks i bit like Charles Barkley. Wonder if they’re related? If so, that would be turrrrible, just turrrrible.

By: opsono

opsono — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:46:19 +0000

Ah, the X5 is good for something, then.

By: Laughing_Boy48

Laughing_Boy48 — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:22:01 +0000

He should have been named Jack Hass. Another brainless brother.

By: wzinc

wzinc — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:21:52 +0000

He needed the money from the stolen Apple stuff to fix the damage done to his car from getting the stolen Apple stuff.

By: Jim

Jim — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:18:04 +0000

“…arrested on suspicion of burglarizing…

Looked more like “breaking and entering” to me!

By: J

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:17:49 +0000

Idiot. He should have at least waited until iPhone 5 was around.

By: Jim

Jim — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:16:59 +0000

Don’t try to analyze. He used *his* car… he stole a can of Fix-A-Flat to put into *his* tire. He returned to retrieve *his* license plate (enough dough to own an X3 and never heard of VINs?)… and on and on.

By: Jean Poole

Jean Poole — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:16:49 +0000

Send him to prison so that he can become another white/America hating muslim.

I’ll bet he had lights in the heels of his $300 sneakers, so that the poeleees could follow him in the dark.

By: Jim

Jim — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:14:13 +0000

“Police are still looking for the accomplice — according to street sources the pair go by the gnomes de guerre ‘Thunderbolt & Lightning’”

By: Zisou

Zisou — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:13:47 +0000

What goes through someone’s mind to possess them to do that. I mean the guy destroyed his BMW to steal what, a few thousand dollars of products?

I just don’t understand.

By: althegeo

althegeo — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:09:00 +0000

Give the man a break. Apple products are just as addicting as the crack he was going to trade them for.

By: Ballmer's left nut

Ballmer's left nut — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:05:35 +0000

Finally, the melding of form & function. The ultimate driving machine meets the ultimate computing machine.

I hope they have babies.